T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings - Page 16

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If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried

I’m allergic to stupid people.

Submitted by: line

Blonde and proud of it.

Alcohol and calculus don’t mix. Never drink and derive.

Available tonight… Limited time offer

Submitted by: me

Caution: I have multiple- personality disorder and I’m out of my minds.

Submitted by: The Self-Proclaimed Psychopath

Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.
– Evelyn Waugh

I’m not the girl your mom warned you about, her imagination was never this good.

Submitted by: mc

Life’s Too Short To Date Ugly Women.

The trouble with life is there’s no background music.

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