T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings - Page 16

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We should forgive our enemies, but only after they’ve been taken out and shot.

Whatever the questions is, Liquor Is The Answer.

Explain before you complain

Submitted by: natnat

There is intelligent life on Earth, but I’m just visiting.

Life’s Too Short To Date Ugly Women.

The trouble with life is there’s no background music.

Available tonight… Limited time offer

Submitted by: me

Caution: I have multiple- personality disorder and I’m out of my minds.

Submitted by: The Self-Proclaimed Psychopath

Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.
– Evelyn Waugh

I’m not the girl your mom warned you about, her imagination was never this good.

Submitted by: mc
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