T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings - Page 16
People like you are the reason people like me need medication.
There is intelligent life on Earth, but I’m just visiting.
We should forgive our enemies, but only after they’ve been taken out and shot.
No sense in being pessimistic It wouldn’t work anyway.
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Caution: I have multiple- personality disorder and I’m out of my minds.
I’m not the girl your mom warned you about, her imagination was never this good.
Life’s Too Short To Date Ugly Women.
Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.
– Evelyn Waugh
The trouble with life is there’s no background music.