T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings - Page 16
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried
I’m allergic to stupid people.
Blonde and proud of it.
Alcohol and calculus don’t mix. Never drink and derive.
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Caution: I have multiple- personality disorder and I’m out of my minds.
Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.
– Evelyn Waugh
I’m not the girl your mom warned you about, her imagination was never this good.
Life’s Too Short To Date Ugly Women.
The trouble with life is there’s no background music.