Shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist.
Rule 01: Don’t stop reading. Rule 02: Read rule 03 Rule 03: Read rule 02
Don’t look at me like that…yaaa I mean you..jeeezzzz..!!!
There is only one corner of the universe that you are certain of improving and that is your own self
100% Good Quality…Expiring Date: Three Wash
Bad things happen to good people because it’s funnier.
Save a tree, Write a blog.
I speak fluent movie quotes.
Girls, don’t cry, I’ll be back…!
_____________________ You must be this tall to ride
I bought it for cheap. Don’t read this.
Sorry I can’t. I have things I need to pretend to do.
WARNIG:Reading this shirt may be harmful to sensative readers, but your going to read it any way.
I don’t like morning people, or mornings or people.
This shirt is not see-thru. The one underneath is.
Keep on walking but look down, you will meet an ant asking for directions 10 steps ahead. Careful while you walk on this street, I just murdered some ants and they’re looking out for revenge. Surprise me (Back of t- shirt)
Hang on a sec im just reading my voicemail!
I’m not changing a thing, except my belly ring.
Liquor!!! What? I don’t even know who she is…
Their shirt is not like my shirt…
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