T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings
Hey baby I have bad vision can you come closer.
No, not you, the pretty one
No I swear I’m in college
Don’t set yourself on fire… It kinda hurts
Borrow money from pessimists, they don’t expect it back.
Don’t tell me I have no life I’m not the one reading this shirt.
If I can’t have it I steal it.
Virginity is not dignity, it is just lack of opportunity.
Beware…you’re the next victim.
Those who read this are ugly.
Sorry girls, I only date models!
I’m married..But it’s nothing serious.
A penny for a thought + a dinner date on you tonight.
Just catch a glimpse not more. Cause there is a manhole ahead of you.
Take serious precaution! I’m attractively n irresistibly hug- able.
not t- shirts.
I’m in no shape to exercise.
Confidence: I wear it like make up!
Woke up this morning and decided to be awesome.