T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings
A penny for a thought + a dinner date on you tonight.
Just catch a glimpse not more. Cause there is a manhole ahead of you.
Take serious precaution! I’m attractively n irresistibly hug- able.
not t- shirts.
I’m in no shape to exercise.
Confidence: I wear it like make up!
Woke up this morning and decided to be awesome.
You wasted the many seconds of your life it took to read this : )
People say im self- centered but why should I care about other peoples lives when I have my OWN to worry about!
Does this shirt make me look fat?
They say I should be more spontaneous…gonna plan it out first.
Front: What do mechanics and marriages have in common
Back: A good screw fixes everything.
I Don’T DrIvE fasT… I Juss flY lOw !
I dOnnO karatE, BuT I knOw kara- ZY !!
I’m with Stupid – – >
Follow me if you don’t like me :)
All roads lead to Roam
“B.M.W. :- Beer Motorcycle Women”
I know what are you doing right now. You’re looking at me right?
I think you better watch your foot steps than looking at my back.
If you read this, you are stupid. HAHA. It’s to late now. You’ve read it already. ;)