T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings

I’m married..But it’s nothing serious.

Submitted by: simita

I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce.

Submitted by: Marc Caprolione

Approach me and say hello! If not you gonna have bad luck for the rest of your life.
Wonder what it likes looking from the front? (Back of t- shirt).

Submitted by: Ezan

A penny for a thought + a dinner date on you tonight.
Just catch a glimpse not more. Cause there is a manhole ahead of you.
Take serious precaution! I’m attractively n irresistibly hug- able.

Submitted by: Ezan

Read books,
not t- shirts.

Submitted by: me
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Confidence: I wear it like make up!

Submitted by: Miley

Hey, You look like my next boyfriend, I wanna try someone ugly this time!

Submitted by: ROXY

Woke up this morning and decided to be awesome.

Submitted by: hifba

You wasted the many seconds of your life it took to read this : )
People say im self- centered but why should I care about other peoples lives when I have my OWN to worry about!

Submitted by: Char char

Does this shirt make me look fat?

Submitted by: loli

They say I should be more spontaneous…gonna plan it out first.

Submitted by: crissybabiee
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Front: What do mechanics and marriages have in common
Back: A good screw fixes everything.

Submitted by: harvey

I Don’T DrIvE fasT… I Juss flY lOw !
I dOnnO karatE, BuT I knOw kara- ZY !!

Submitted by: DevIl >:) --- Vipin Bhardwaj

I’m with Stupid – – >

Submitted by: Dana

Follow me if you don’t like me :)

Submitted by: man007

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