T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings
You wasted the many seconds of your life it took to read this : )
People say im self- centered but why should I care about other peoples lives when I have my OWN to worry about!
Front: What do mechanics and marriages have in common
Back: A good screw fixes everything.
I Don’T DrIvE fasT… I Juss flY lOw !
I dOnnO karatE, BuT I knOw kara- ZY !!
I know what are you doing right now. You’re looking at me right?
I think you better watch your foot steps than looking at my back.
If you read this, you are stupid. HAHA. It’s to late now. You’ve read it already. ;)
“You’re not ugly, I’m just handsome”
“You don’t have long chin, your lips is just high”