T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings - Page 18
Don’t make me call out my Flying Monkeys.
I’m with Stupid.
I don’t need no Educashun.
This is my drinking shirt.
I’m not as dumb as you look..
Always remember you’re unique… Just like everyone else.
- Alison Boulter
In America Anyone Can Be President That’s One of the Risks You Take.
All men are idiots And I married their king.
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried
The trouble with life is there’s no background music.
Alcohol and calculus don’t mix. Never drink and derive.
Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes.
I wear the brains in the family.
Work is the curse of the drinking class.
- Oscar Wilde
I’m the person your mother warned you about.
Stop repeat offenders. Don’t re- elect them!
There’s no future in time travel.
My Dog Can Lick Anyone.
I don’t know what makes you dumb, but it really works.
BEER It’s not just for breakfast anymore.