Don’t look behind me love, I’m awesome !
Sure, just not until I’ve had my coffee.
If you need anything from me, reconsider.
Drink responsibly, DON’T spill any! If you think you are a player, good for you! I am the coach! I’m like so HOT!
Wake me up when I am famous.
I would have called but I ran out of minutes. If you’re reading this you’re in my way.
It takes one to know one, Idiot! Yes, the world does owe me a living.
Blink carefully…. ………… the world is changing.
I know what you’re thinking…you’re right.
I graduated from the school of money making.
Don’t get near me,I’m SICK
May I have your MSN? I’m a hotmale.
Irony: the opposite of wrinkly.
#WITF Where is the food?
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