T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings - Page 19
Look at my shoes.
My mother forced me to wear this shirt.
People like you are the reason people like me need medication.
(on front) You can take your mask off…Halloween’s over and you are scaring me!
(on back) Oh wait, sorry that’s your face..
Keep on walking but look down, you will meet an ant asking for directions 10 steps ahead.
Careful while you walk on this street, I just murdered some ants and they’re looking out for revenge.
Surprise me (Back of t- shirt)
Don’t keep looking at me unless you want to compliment me about my looks.
Don’t keep looking at me or you will trip up ahead.
Don’t keep looking at me cause I’m not interested in you, it’s just that I’m smiling thinking about myself.
This is not a plain t- shirt.
What are you looking for? All of the awesomeness you need is right here!
You like what you see, huh?
Think its not illegal yet
I graduated from the school of money making.
It takes skills to trip over flat surfaces.
If you can read this go make me a sandwich.
Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of my awesomeness.
Out of my mind… back in five.
Don’t waste a perfectly good opportunity; do it, before you can’t.
May I have your MSN? I’m a hotmale.
It takes one to know one, Idiot!
Yes, the world does owe me a living.
I know what you’re thinking…you’re right.
The below line is false.
The above line is true.
Don’t look behind me love, I’m awesome !
the world is changing.
Drink responsibly, DON’T spill any!
If you think you are a player, good for you! I am the coach!
I’m like so HOT!