T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings - Page 2

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I’m not bossy… I just have better ideas.

Submitted by: adri

Congratz, by reading this shirt you wasted 6 seconds of your life. I hope you’re happy.

Submitted by: Tessur

Lets play carpenter first we’ll get hammered and then i’ll nail you…

Submitted by: chantal

Dont blame me, I was born Awesome!

Submitted by: keelie

After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, “No hablo ingles.”
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

Submitted by: ILIANA

Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful! hate me because…well…okay…HATE ME BECAUSE I’M BEAUTIFUL!
Don’t give me your attitude, I have my own.
Stop looking at my Brea$ts
This is your boyfriend’s T- shirt!
If you read this, you owe me $10
Watch the b**ch as she gets the bone.

Submitted by: Jocey

Dont talk to me when im talking to myself

Submitted by: morphine

T shirt Quote: I saw this shirt in the store and I though it was cool it was only 10 dollars and when I got down to the middle of reading it I realized it had nothing to say but if it got people to look at my shirt I would buy it anyways, so now I got you reading my long shirt while i’m standing still but you’ve taken up to much of my time so bye.

Submitted by: missymae94

Some call it stalking I call it love.

Why do I end up liking the guy I can only think of.

I was uncool before being uncool was cool!

Get like you? naw Get like me.

I called your boyfriend g*y…and then he hit me with his purse.

When I said “I’d hit that” I meant with my car.

Go buy yourself a life on e- bay.

Few women admit their ages a few men act theirs.

Submitted by: Denisse

The fact that no one understands you, doesnt make you an artist.

Submitted by: andi

Hey,you. Yeah you. No.not you.. That other guy. You right there! Yes,you..Do you like tacos?!

Submitted by: Eni

Who are you and why are you reading my shirt?

Submitted by: Khotso

Music speaks the words we cannot seem to say <3

Submitted by: Lexiiiii

If you expect the unexpected , then doesn’t that make the unexpected expected?

Submitted by: happygogoboy83

If you truly love somthing set it free and if it doesnt return … Hunt it down a kill it !

Submitted by: Random Person

Can’t afford it, can’t touch it
You want it but you can’t have it
Who are you & why are you reading my shirt

Submitted by: ReGGs*

“If I could be anything, I would be your tear drop…to be born in your eye, live on your cheek, and die on your lips”

Submitted by: Yan

Lets flip a coin…
heads I get tail…
Tails I get head…

Submitted by: *Stephanie*Jayde*Barela*

Don’t play a girl who plays better
Sometimes I like to pretend I am British
I don’t get into fights
I was raised right
I talk about people behind their backs…its called manners
The best kind of friend is the one who lets you touch them inappropriately any time they want.
Ever wonder how people who tell you to calm down are the ones who got you mad in the first place.
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
I’m having a really stupid idea that might just get us killed.
If it weren’t for physics and the law enforcement, I’d be unstoppable.
I laugh at completely inappropriate times.

Submitted by: Nikki

You can’t spell STUPID without U

Submitted by: maddi

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