T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings
Dont talk to me when im talking to myself
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, “No hablo ingles.”
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
There are two rules in life.
1. Never give out all of the information.
T shirt Quote: I saw this shirt in the store and I though it was cool it was only 10 dollars and when I got down to the middle of reading it I realized it had nothing to say but if it got people to look at my shirt I would buy it anyways, so now I got you reading my long shirt while i’m standing still but you’ve taken up to much of my time so bye.
Some call it stalking I call it love.
Why do I end up liking the guy I can only think of.
I was uncool before being uncool was cool!
Get like you? naw Get like me.
I called your boyfriend g*y…and then he hit me with his purse.
When I said “I’d hit that” I meant with my car.
Go buy yourself a life on e- bay.
Few women admit their ages a few men act theirs.
The fact that no one understands you, doesnt make you an artist.
Hey,you. Yeah you. No.not you.. That other guy. You right there! Yes,you..Do you like tacos?!
Who are you and why are you reading my shirt?
3 out of 2 people have trouble with fractions.
Music speaks the words we cannot seem to say <3
If you expect the unexpected , then doesn’t that make the unexpected expected?
“If I could be anything, I would be your tear drop…to be born in your eye, live on your cheek, and die on your lips”
Can’t afford it, can’t touch it
You want it but you can’t have it
Who are you & why are you reading my shirt
If you truly love somthing set it free and if it doesnt return … Hunt it down a kill it !
Lets flip a coin…
heads I get tail…
Tails I get head…
Don’t play a girl who plays better
Sometimes I like to pretend I am British
I don’t get into fights
I was raised right
I talk about people behind their backs…its called manners
The best kind of friend is the one who lets you touch them inappropriately any time they want.
Ever wonder how people who tell you to calm down are the ones who got you mad in the first place.
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
I’m having a really stupid idea that might just get us killed.
If it weren’t for physics and the law enforcement, I’d be unstoppable.
I laugh at completely inappropriate times.
You can’t spell STUPID without U
If Homework is work,,,WHEN DO I GET PAID???
If you wanna come second….
“If you were a tear drop in my eye, I would not cry for fear of losing you”
Life is like a box of chocolates, take a bite of all of them until you find the one you like…
99% of the women in this world are beautiful, the rest are in my college.
F B I
Female Body Inspector
I was born cool but global warming made me hot. :- )
I’m not 30 I’m 18 with 12 years of experience.