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Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful! hate me because…well…okay…HATE ME BECAUSE I’M BEAUTIFUL!
Don’t give me your attitude, I have my own.
Stop looking at my Brea$ts
This is your boyfriend’s T- shirt!
If you read this, you owe me $10
Watch the b**ch as she gets the bone.

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3 out of 2 people have trouble with fractions.

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Lets flip a coin…
heads I get tail…
Tails I get head…

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I was born cool but global warming made me hot. :- )

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The fact that no one understands you, doesnt make you an artist.

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Hey,you. Yeah you. No.not you.. That other guy. You right there! Yes,you..Do you like tacos?!

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“If I could be anything, I would be your tear drop…to be born in your eye, live on your cheek, and die on your lips”

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Who are you and why are you reading my shirt?

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Music speaks the words we cannot seem to say

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If you expect the unexpected , then doesn’t that make the unexpected expected?

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Can’t afford it, can’t touch it
You want it but you can’t have it
Who are you & why are you reading my shirt

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If you truly love somthing set it free and if it doesnt return … Hunt it down a kill it !

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You can’t spell STUPID without U

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If you wanna come second….
FOLLOW ME!!

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If Homework is work,,,WHEN DO I GET PAID???

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“If you were a tear drop in my eye, I would not cry for fear of losing you”

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Life is like a box of chocolates, take a bite of all of them until you find the one you like…

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99% of the women in this world are beautiful, the rest are in my college.

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F BI
Female Body Inspector

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Don’t laugh at my pink shirt it’s your girlfriends

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