T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings - Page 2

5

Where there is a will… There are 500 relatives.

Submitted by: Kailey
3

Does this shirt make me look fat?

Submitted by: loli
3

You’re just jealous because the doctor says I’m special.

Submitted by: Pie
4

Don’t waste my time, entertain me.

Submitted by: Tp007
9

Do Not Read.

Submitted by: Bruce the Juice
4

I would have called but I ran out of minutes.
If you’re reading this you’re in my way.

Submitted by: Hello kitty
4

It takes one to know one, Idiot!
Yes, the world does owe me a living.

Submitted by: Hello kitty
2

They say I should be more spontaneous…gonna plan it out first.

Submitted by: crissybabiee
6

Just because you have no swag.. Doesn’t mean you can copy mine.

Submitted by: Maraya robbins
6

People look up after reading it.

Submitted by: bipin
3

Mind your own business unless provoked.

Submitted by: lithungo
1

I May Look Calm… But In My Head, I’ve Killed You Three Times.

Submitted by: Mark Sipot
3

Quality never goes out of style.

Submitted by: glycoma
1

I graduated from the school of money making.

Submitted by: glycoma
1

When life give you a lemon. Squeeze it in his eyes and take his wallet.

Submitted by: Hulcus
1

I never finish anythi…

Submitted by: pete
0

When I die, I want my last words to be: “I left a million dollars under the…”

Submitted by: someone
9

Love me or hate me….I’m yours
CAUTION! I am drunk
I am single but ready to mingle
Hmm…can we talk!!

Submitted by: vishal
2

It takes skills to trip over flat surfaces.
If you can read this go make me a sandwich.

Submitted by: Zoe
4

Drink responsibly, DON’T spill any!
If you think you are a player, good for you! I am the coach!
I’m like so HOT!

Submitted by: Nii
2

Don’t tell me I have no life I’m not the one reading this shirt.

Submitted by: marcus
3

Relationships are like fat people, Most of them don’t work out!

Submitted by: jordan mauro
5

Don’t look behind me love, I’m awesome !

Submitted by: jordan mauro
8

You read my t- shirt!!!
and
the quote vanished!!

Submitted by: Arijit
8

I don’t mean to be rude, actually…yes I do!

Submitted by: justalittlekz
8

I’m not that drunk.

Submitted by: buyog
7

Homework Is A Waste Of Trees.

Submitted by: Kagura
12

Beware…you’re the next victim.

Submitted by: clifeen
11

Read books,
not t- shirts.

Submitted by: me
8

Don’t look at me, that’s not my child.

Submitted by: kelly

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