T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings - Page 2
Where there is a will… There are 500 relatives.
Does this shirt make me look fat?
You’re just jealous because the doctor says I’m special.
Don’t waste my time, entertain me.
Do Not Read.
I would have called but I ran out of minutes.
If you’re reading this you’re in my way.
It takes one to know one, Idiot!
Yes, the world does owe me a living.
They say I should be more spontaneous…gonna plan it out first.
Just because you have no swag.. Doesn’t mean you can copy mine.
People look up after reading it.
Mind your own business unless provoked.
I May Look Calm… But In My Head, I’ve Killed You Three Times.
Quality never goes out of style.
I graduated from the school of money making.
When life give you a lemon. Squeeze it in his eyes and take his wallet.
I never finish anythi…
When I die, I want my last words to be: “I left a million dollars under the…”
Love me or hate me….I’m yours
CAUTION! I am drunk
I am single but ready to mingle
Hmm…can we talk!!
It takes skills to trip over flat surfaces.
If you can read this go make me a sandwich.
Drink responsibly, DON’T spill any!
If you think you are a player, good for you! I am the coach!
I’m like so HOT!
Don’t tell me I have no life I’m not the one reading this shirt.
Relationships are like fat people, Most of them don’t work out!
Don’t look behind me love, I’m awesome !
You read my t- shirt!!!
the quote vanished!!
I don’t mean to be rude, actually…yes I do!
I’m not that drunk.
Homework Is A Waste Of Trees.
Beware…you’re the next victim.
not t- shirts.
Don’t look at me, that’s not my child.