T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings - Page 2
Step away from the chocolate and no one gets hurt.
the world is changing.
I’m married..But it’s nothing serious.
I know it.
Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
Where there is a will… There are 500 relatives.
Does this shirt make me look fat?
You’re just jealous because the doctor says I’m special.
Don’t waste my time, entertain me.
Do Not Read.
I would have called but I ran out of minutes.
If you’re reading this you’re in my way.
It takes one to know one, Idiot!
Yes, the world does owe me a living.
They say I should be more spontaneous…gonna plan it out first.
Just because you have no swag.. Doesn’t mean you can copy mine.
People look up after reading it.
Mind your own business unless provoked.
I May Look Calm… But In My Head, I’ve Killed You Three Times.
Quality never goes out of style.
I graduated from the school of money making.
When life give you a lemon. Squeeze it in his eyes and take his wallet.
I never finish anythi…
When I die, I want my last words to be: “I left a million dollars under the…”
Love me or hate me….I’m yours
CAUTION! I am drunk
I am single but ready to mingle
Hmm…can we talk!!
It takes skills to trip over flat surfaces.
If you can read this go make me a sandwich.
Drink responsibly, DON’T spill any!
If you think you are a player, good for you! I am the coach!
I’m like so HOT!