T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings

Dont talk to me when im talking to myself

Submitted by: morphine

After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, “No hablo ingles.”
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

Submitted by: ILIANA

There are two rules in life.
1. Never give out all of the information.

T shirt Quote: I saw this shirt in the store and I though it was cool it was only 10 dollars and when I got down to the middle of reading it I realized it had nothing to say but if it got people to look at my shirt I would buy it anyways, so now I got you reading my long shirt while i’m standing still but you’ve taken up to much of my time so bye.

Submitted by: missymae94

Some call it stalking I call it love.

Why do I end up liking the guy I can only think of.

I was uncool before being uncool was cool!

Get like you? naw Get like me.

I called your boyfriend g*y…and then he hit me with his purse.

When I said “I’d hit that” I meant with my car.

Go buy yourself a life on e- bay.

Few women admit their ages a few men act theirs.
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Submitted by: Denisse

The fact that no one understands you, doesnt make you an artist.

Submitted by: andi

Hey,you. Yeah you. No.not you.. That other guy. You right there! Yes,you..Do you like tacos?!

Submitted by: Eni

Who are you and why are you reading my shirt?

Submitted by: Khotso

3 out of 2 people have trouble with fractions.

Submitted by: wasdas

Music speaks the words we cannot seem to say <3

Submitted by: Lexiiiii
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If you expect the unexpected , then doesn’t that make the unexpected expected?

Submitted by: happygogoboy83

“If I could be anything, I would be your tear drop…to be born in your eye, live on your cheek, and die on your lips”

Submitted by: Yan

Can’t afford it, can’t touch it
You want it but you can’t have it
Who are you & why are you reading my shirt

Submitted by: ReGGs*

If you truly love somthing set it free and if it doesnt return … Hunt it down a kill it !

Submitted by: Random Person

Lets flip a coin…
heads I get tail…
Tails I get head…

Submitted by: *Stephanie*Jayde*Barela*

Don’t play a girl who plays better
Sometimes I like to pretend I am British
I don’t get into fights
I was raised right
I talk about people behind their backs…its called manners
The best kind of friend is the one who lets you touch them inappropriately any time they want.
Ever wonder how people who tell you to calm down are the ones who got you mad in the first place.
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
I’m having a really stupid idea that might just get us killed.
If it weren’t for physics and the law enforcement, I’d be unstoppable.
I laugh at completely inappropriate times.

Submitted by: Nikki

You can’t spell STUPID without U

Submitted by: maddi

If Homework is work,,,WHEN DO I GET PAID???

Submitted by: Voldemort

If you wanna come second….
FOLLOW ME!!

Submitted by: sujay gawade

“If you were a tear drop in my eye, I would not cry for fear of losing you”

Submitted by: Yan
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Life is like a box of chocolates, take a bite of all of them until you find the one you like…

Submitted by: miley lynn

99% of the women in this world are beautiful, the rest are in my college.

Submitted by: raghu

F B I
Female Body Inspector

Submitted by: RUMMY

I was born cool but global warming made me hot. :- )

Submitted by: MoOn the untold legacy

I’m not 30 I’m 18 with 12 years of experience.

Submitted by: radhe

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