T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings - Page 2
It takes one to know one, Idiot!
Yes, the world does owe me a living.
They say I should be more spontaneous…gonna plan it out first.
Just because you have no swag.. Doesn’t mean you can copy mine.
People look up after reading it.
Mind your own business unless provoked.
I May Look Calm… But In My Head, I’ve Killed You Three Times.
Quality never goes out of style.
I graduated from the school of money making.
When life give you a lemon. Squeeze it in his eyes and take his wallet.
I never finish anythi…
When I die, I want my last words to be: “I left a million dollars under the…”
Love me or hate me….I’m yours
CAUTION! I am drunk
I am single but ready to mingle
Hmm…can we talk!!
It takes skills to trip over flat surfaces.
If you can read this go make me a sandwich.
Drink responsibly, DON’T spill any!
If you think you are a player, good for you! I am the coach!
I’m like so HOT!
Don’t tell me I have no life I’m not the one reading this shirt.
Relationships are like fat people, Most of them don’t work out!
Don’t look behind me love, I’m awesome !
You read my t- shirt!!!
the quote vanished!!
I don’t mean to be rude, actually…yes I do!
I’m not that drunk.
I have a GIRLFRIEND now.
Homework Is A Waste Of Trees.
Beware…you’re the next victim.
not t- shirts.
Don’t look at me, that’s not my child.
If I can’t have it I steal it.
Normal is Boring!!!!!
Yeah, yeah, I know I’m awesome. Lets not make a big deal of it.
The message on this shirt is only visible to perverts.
I’m not the girl your mom warned you about, her imagination was never this good.
I’m just like you.. Only better and smart looking.:D
Don’t blame me I was born this awesome!
It may look like I’m listening, but really I’m destroying you in my mind.
(On front)I bet you can’t read the back of my shirt…
(Back of shirt) I bet you can’t read the front of my shirt…
(You say) Why are you walking around me!!!
(Really small print) If you are close enough to read this, I’m probably glaring at you!!
I am pretty except for those who are insecure.
The below line is false.
The above line is true.
(In front side with tortoise picture)
Life is hard so I have got a thick shell.