Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful! hate me because…well…okay…HATE ME BECAUSE I’M BEAUTIFUL! Don’t give me your attitude, I have my own. Stop looking at my Brea$ts This is your boyfriend’s T- shirt! If you read this, you owe me $10 Watch the b**ch as she gets the bone.
3 out of 2 people have trouble with fractions.
I was born cool but global warming made me hot. :- )
Lets flip a coin… heads I get tail… Tails I get head…
The fact that no one understands you, doesnt make you an artist.
“If I could be anything, I would be your tear drop…to be born in your eye, live on your cheek, and die on your lips”
Hey,you. Yeah you. No.not you.. That other guy. You right there! Yes,you..Do you like tacos?!
Who are you and why are you reading my shirt?
Music speaks the words we cannot seem to say
If you expect the unexpected , then doesn’t that make the unexpected expected?
If you truly love somthing set it free and if it doesnt return … Hunt it down a kill it !
Can’t afford it, can’t touch it You want it but you can’t have it Who are you & why are you reading my shirt
You can’t spell STUPID without U
If you wanna come second…. FOLLOW ME!!
“If you were a tear drop in my eye, I would not cry for fear of losing you”
If Homework is work,,,WHEN DO I GET PAID???
Life is like a box of chocolates, take a bite of all of them until you find the one you like…
99% of the women in this world are beautiful, the rest are in my college.
F BI Female Body Inspector
This T- Shirt turns green in front of Morons
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