T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings - Page 2
Keep looking at me and you will be my next victim.
Some call it stalking I call it love.
Why do I end up liking the guy I can only think of.
I was uncool before being uncool was cool!
Get like you? naw Get like me.
I called your boyfriend g*y…and then he hit me with his purse.
When I said “I’d hit that” I meant with my car.
Go buy yourself a life on e- bay.
Few women admit their ages a few men act theirs.
T shirt Quote: I saw this shirt in the store and I though it was cool it was only 10 dollars and when I got down to the middle of reading it I realized it had nothing to say but if it got people to look at my shirt I would buy it anyways, so now I got you reading my long shirt while i’m standing still but you’ve taken up to much of my time so bye.
therefore I am single..
I stopped fighting my inner demons, we’re on the same side now.
It hurts, when you have someone in your heart, but you can’t have them in your arms.
I see Your Playing Stupid Again- Looks like you’re winning to.
I hear voices… And they don’t like you.
Work is the curse of the drinking class.
- Oscar Wilde
There’s no future in time travel.
It is better to let everyone think you are stupid, then to open your mouth and remove all doubt.
I don’t have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem.
If Homework is work,,,WHEN DO I GET PAID???
No sense in being pessimistic It wouldn’t work anyway.
I don’t need no Educashun.
We should forgive our enemies, but only after they’ve been taken out and shot.
Whatever the questions is, Liquor Is The Answer.
There is intelligent life on Earth, but I’m just visiting.
People like you are the reason people like me need medication.
This is my drinking shirt.
In America Anyone Can Be President That’s One of the Risks You Take.
Alcohol and calculus don’t mix. Never drink and derive.
I wear the brains in the family.
Stop repeat offenders. Don’t re- elect them!
Out of my mind… Back in five minutes.
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, “No hablo ingles.”
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.