T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings - Page 2

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Some call it stalking I call it love.

Why do I end up liking the guy I can only think of.

I was uncool before being uncool was cool!

Get like you? naw Get like me.

I called your boyfriend g*y…and then he hit me with his purse.

When I said “I’d hit that” I meant with my car.

Go buy yourself a life on e- bay.

Few women admit their ages a few men act theirs.

Submitted by: Denisse
11

It hurts, when you have someone in your heart, but you can’t have them in your arms.

Submitted by: crapydoo
10

I stopped fighting my inner demons, we’re on the same side now.

Submitted by: Lisa
8

I see Your Playing Stupid Again- Looks like you’re winning to.
I hear voices… And they don’t like you.

Submitted by: Caramel
2

Work is the curse of the drinking class.
Oscar Wilde

2

There’s no future in time travel.

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If Homework is work,,,WHEN DO I GET PAID???

Submitted by: Voldemort
59

It is better to let everyone think you are stupid, then to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

Submitted by: Semo Dog
11

I THINK
therefore I am single..

Submitted by: Pavan Kumar
2

People like you are the reason people like me need medication.

2

This is my drinking shirt.

2

In America Anyone Can Be President That’s One of the Risks You Take.

2

Alcohol and calculus don’t mix. Never drink and derive.

2

I wear the brains in the family.

2

Stop repeat offenders. Don’t re- elect them!

2

Out of my mind… Back in five minutes.

2

No sense in being pessimistic It wouldn’t work anyway.

2

I don’t need no Educashun.

2

We should forgive our enemies, but only after they’ve been taken out and shot.

2

Whatever the questions is, Liquor Is The Answer.

2

There is intelligent life on Earth, but I’m just visiting.

35

I’m a Virgin…but this is an old T- shirt

Submitted by: andrew
31

After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, “No hablo ingles.”
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

Submitted by: ILIANA
1

Don’t Annoy The Crazy Person.

9

If you are rich, then I am single.

Submitted by: Bruno

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