T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings - Page 2

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T shirt Quote: I saw this shirt in the store and I though it was cool it was only 10 dollars and when I got down to the middle of reading it I realized it had nothing to say but if it got people to look at my shirt I would buy it anyways, so now I got you reading my long shirt while i’m standing still but you’ve taken up to much of my time so bye.

Submitted by: missymae94
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It hurts, when you have someone in your heart, but you can’t have them in your arms.

Submitted by: crapydoo
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I stopped fighting my inner demons, we’re on the same side now.

Submitted by: Lisa
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I see Your Playing Stupid Again- Looks like you’re winning to.
I hear voices… And they don’t like you.

Submitted by: Caramel
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Work is the curse of the drinking class.
Oscar Wilde

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There’s no future in time travel.

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If Homework is work,,,WHEN DO I GET PAID???

Submitted by: Voldemort
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It is better to let everyone think you are stupid, then to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

Submitted by: Semo Dog
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I THINK
therefore I am single..

Submitted by: Pavan Kumar
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Out of my mind… Back in five minutes.

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No sense in being pessimistic It wouldn’t work anyway.

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I don’t need no Educashun.

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We should forgive our enemies, but only after they’ve been taken out and shot.

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Whatever the questions is, Liquor Is The Answer.

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There is intelligent life on Earth, but I’m just visiting.

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People like you are the reason people like me need medication.

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This is my drinking shirt.

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In America Anyone Can Be President That’s One of the Risks You Take.

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Alcohol and calculus don’t mix. Never drink and derive.

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I wear the brains in the family.

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Stop repeat offenders. Don’t re- elect them!

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After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, “No hablo ingles.”
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

Submitted by: ILIANA
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I’m a Virgin…but this is an old T- shirt

Submitted by: andrew
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Don’t Annoy The Crazy Person.

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If you are rich, then I am single.

Submitted by: Bruno

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