T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings - Page 3

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I’m not bossy… I just have better ideas.

Submitted by: adri

Congratz, by reading this shirt you wasted 6 seconds of your life. I hope you’re happy.

Submitted by: Tessur

Dont blame me, I was born Awesome!

Submitted by: keelie

Lets play carpenter first we’ll get hammered and then i’ll nail you…

Submitted by: chantal

Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful! hate me because…well…okay…HATE ME BECAUSE I’M BEAUTIFUL!
Don’t give me your attitude, I have my own.
Stop looking at my Brea$ts
This is your boyfriend’s T- shirt!
If you read this, you owe me $10
Watch the b**ch as she gets the bone.

Submitted by: Jocey

After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, “No hablo ingles.”
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

Submitted by: ILIANA

Dont talk to me when im talking to myself

Submitted by: morphine

T shirt Quote: I saw this shirt in the store and I though it was cool it was only 10 dollars and when I got down to the middle of reading it I realized it had nothing to say but if it got people to look at my shirt I would buy it anyways, so now I got you reading my long shirt while i’m standing still but you’ve taken up to much of my time so bye.

Submitted by: missymae94

Some call it stalking I call it love.

Why do I end up liking the guy I can only think of.

I was uncool before being uncool was cool!

Get like you? naw Get like me.

I called your boyfriend g*y…and then he hit me with his purse.

When I said “I’d hit that” I meant with my car.

Go buy yourself a life on e- bay.

Few women admit their ages a few men act theirs.

Submitted by: Denisse

The fact that no one understands you, doesnt make you an artist.

Submitted by: andi
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