T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings
Don’t play a girl who plays better
Sometimes I like to pretend I am British
I don’t get into fights
I was raised right
I talk about people behind their backs…its called manners
The best kind of friend is the one who lets you touch them inappropriately any time they want.
Ever wonder how people who tell you to calm down are the ones who got you mad in the first place.
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
I’m having a really stupid idea that might just get us killed.
If it weren’t for physics and the law enforcement, I’d be unstoppable.
I laugh at completely inappropriate times.
You can’t spell STUPID without U
If Homework is work,,,WHEN DO I GET PAID???
If you wanna come second….
“If you were a tear drop in my eye, I would not cry for fear of losing you”
Life is like a box of chocolates, take a bite of all of them until you find the one you like…
99% of the women in this world are beautiful, the rest are in my college.
F B I
Female Body Inspector
I was born cool but global warming made me hot. :- )
I’m not 30 I’m 18 with 12 years of experience.
Don’t laugh at my pink shirt it’s your girlfriends
The more people I meet….the better I like my dog.
Don’t think of yourself as an ugly person…think of yourself as a beautiful monkey!
Do I look like a grocery item to you…You keep checking me out.
Looking for a perfect gal??……Go buy a barbie.
This T- Shirt turns green in front of Morons
Always be wary of the Software Engineer who carries a screwdriver”
I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I only lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three
We may be alone. We may not be alone. Either way, the thought is staggering
Whoever said nothing’s impossiable never tried slamming a revolving door
My shirt has words on it
I’m not a pyromainiac, I just like to set things on fire
I didn’t lose my mind. I sold it on ebay!
I come with my own background music!!
DON’T FOLLOW ME..I’M LOST..
It hurts, when you have someone in your heart, but you can’t have them in your arms.
Who says nothing is impossible..I’ve been doing nothing for years
Take my advice.. I don’t use it anyway