T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings
There are two rules in life.
1. Never give out all of the information.
Hey,you. Yeah you. No.not you.. That other guy. You right there! Yes,you..Do you like tacos?!
Who are you and why are you reading my shirt?
Music speaks the words we cannot seem to say <3
If you expect the unexpected , then doesn’t that make the unexpected expected?
“If I could be anything, I would be your tear drop…to be born in your eye, live on your cheek, and die on your lips”
Can’t afford it, can’t touch it
You want it but you can’t have it
Who are you & why are you reading my shirt
If you truly love somthing set it free and if it doesnt return … Hunt it down a kill it !
Lets flip a coin…
heads I get tail…
Tails I get head…
3 out of 2 people have trouble with fractions.
Don’t play a girl who plays better
Sometimes I like to pretend I am British
I don’t get into fights
I was raised right
I talk about people behind their backs…its called manners
The best kind of friend is the one who lets you touch them inappropriately any time they want.
Ever wonder how people who tell you to calm down are the ones who got you mad in the first place.
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
I’m having a really stupid idea that might just get us killed.
If it weren’t for physics and the law enforcement, I’d be unstoppable.
I laugh at completely inappropriate times.
You can’t spell STUPID without U
If Homework is work,,,WHEN DO I GET PAID???
If you wanna come second….
“If you were a tear drop in my eye, I would not cry for fear of losing you”