T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings - Page 3

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Love me or hate me….I’m yours
CAUTION! I am drunk
I am single but ready to mingle
Hmm…can we talk!!

Submitted by: vishal
2

It takes skills to trip over flat surfaces.
If you can read this go make me a sandwich.

Submitted by: Zoe
4

Drink responsibly, DON’T spill any!
If you think you are a player, good for you! I am the coach!
I’m like so HOT!

Submitted by: Nii
2

Don’t tell me I have no life I’m not the one reading this shirt.

Submitted by: marcus
3

Relationships are like fat people, Most of them don’t work out!

Submitted by: jordan mauro
5

Don’t look behind me love, I’m awesome !

Submitted by: jordan mauro
8

You read my t- shirt!!!
and
the quote vanished!!

Submitted by: Arijit
8

I don’t mean to be rude, actually…yes I do!

Submitted by: justalittlekz
8

I’m not that drunk.

Submitted by: buyog
7

Homework Is A Waste Of Trees.

Submitted by: Kagura
12

Beware…you’re the next victim.

Submitted by: clifeen
11

Read books,
not t- shirts.

Submitted by: me
8

Don’t look at me, that’s not my child.

Submitted by: kelly
26

If I can’t have it I steal it.

Submitted by: Moomoo
6

Normal is Boring!!!!!

Submitted by: SupernandaTM
9

Yeah, yeah, I know I’m awesome. Lets not make a big deal of it.

Submitted by: to_legit_to_quit
8

The message on this shirt is only visible to perverts.

Submitted by: Steve
3

I’m not the girl your mom warned you about, her imagination was never this good.

Submitted by: mc
10

I’m just like you.. Only better and smart looking.:D

Submitted by: chocoromz
10

Don’t blame me I was born this awesome!
It may look like I’m listening, but really I’m destroying you in my mind.
(On front)I bet you can’t read the back of my shirt…
(Back of shirt) I bet you can’t read the front of my shirt…
(You say) Why are you walking around me!!!
(Really small print) If you are close enough to read this, I’m probably glaring at you!!

Submitted by: A
12

I am pretty except for those who are insecure.

Submitted by: lona
12

The below line is false.
The above line is true.

Submitted by: gav
12

(In front side with tortoise picture)
Life is hard so I have got a thick shell.

Submitted by: prashant patil
9

You know what’s funny… (back) your face

Submitted by: kenny
11

I made a mistake once…
I thought I was wrong.

Submitted by: allaboutright

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