T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings - Page 3
If I can’t have it I steal it.
Normal is Boring!!!!!
Yeah, yeah, I know I’m awesome. Lets not make a big deal of it.
The message on this shirt is only visible to perverts.
I’m not the girl your mom warned you about, her imagination was never this good.
I’m just like you.. Only better and smart looking.:D
Don’t blame me I was born this awesome!
It may look like I’m listening, but really I’m destroying you in my mind.
(On front)I bet you can’t read the back of my shirt…
(Back of shirt) I bet you can’t read the front of my shirt…
(You say) Why are you walking around me!!!
(Really small print) If you are close enough to read this, I’m probably glaring at you!!
I am pretty except for those who are insecure.
The below line is false.
The above line is true.
(In front side with tortoise picture)
Life is hard so I have got a thick shell.
You know what’s funny… (back) your face
I made a mistake once…
I thought I was wrong.
I’m very cool
Ice cubes are so jealous!!!!
This dog is a dog good dog way dog dog to dog trick dog an dog idiot dog for dog 30 dog seconds dog …now read without the word dog.
I talk about people behind their back… It’s called manners duh!
Rule 01: Don’t stop reading.
Rule 02: Read rule 03
Rule 03: Read rule 02
I Know KARATE!
(and a few other Japanese words..)
If being good looking is a sin, then I apologize.
Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of my awesomeness.
Better read your books rather than reading my t- shirt.
You look like my Next Girlfriend..
Keep Starring I Might Do A Trick.
Fat people are harder to abduct.
If you wanna keep your girl, keep her away from me.
Was that an Earthquake of did I just rock your world?
I’m in no shape to exercise.
Don’t read my shirt it’s a waste of time…
Told you, people don’t listen these days.
I bought this shirt just to make you look and wast your time, I am gonna return it.
I know… What I am
Will wash my t- shirt?