T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings
I’m married..But it’s nothing serious.
I know it.
Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
Where there is a will… There are 500 relatives.
Does this shirt make me look fat?
You’re just jealous because the doctor says I’m special.
Don’t waste my time, entertain me.
Do Not Read.
I would have called but I ran out of minutes.
If you’re reading this you’re in my way.
It takes one to know one, Idiot!
Yes, the world does owe me a living.
They say I should be more spontaneous…gonna plan it out first.
Just because you have no swag.. Doesn’t mean you can copy mine.
People look up after reading it.
Mind your own business unless provoked.
I May Look Calm… But In My Head, I’ve Killed You Three Times.