T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings - Page 3
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, “No hablo ingles.”
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
I don’t have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem.
If you are rich, then I am single.
Dont talk to me when im talking to myself
Smile, it’s the second best thing you can do with your lips.
I’m not unemployed, I’m a consultant
Nobody is perfect. I am nobody.
Everyone wants to go to heaven but no- one wants to die.
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
If you can’t see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
I may look calm, but in my head, I’ve killed you three times.
Who are you and why are you reading my shirt?
Weapons Of Mass Distraction.
Where there’s a will… I want to be in it.
I’m sorry, my fault. I forgot you were an idiot.
I don’t have a license to kill. I have a learner’s permit.
I’m not as dumb as you look..
Always remember you’re unique… Just like everyone else.
- Alison Boulter
Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes.
Don’t Annoy The Crazy Person.
I’m the person your mother warned you about.
Don’t make me call out my Flying Monkeys.
I don’t know what makes you dumb, but it really works.
BEER It’s not just for breakfast anymore.
Put on your seat belt… I wanna try something.
Never kick a man unless he’s down.
CSI: Can’t stand idiots.
There’s too much blood in my alcohol system.