T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings - Page 3
I’m a Virgin…but this is an old T- shirt
Dont talk to me when im talking to myself
If you are rich, then I am single.
Smile, it’s the second best thing you can do with your lips.
I’m not unemployed, I’m a consultant
Nobody is perfect. I am nobody.
Everyone wants to go to heaven but no- one wants to die.
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
If you can’t see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
I may look calm, but in my head, I’ve killed you three times.
Who are you and why are you reading my shirt?
Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes.
Don’t Annoy The Crazy Person.
I’m the person your mother warned you about.
Don’t make me call out my Flying Monkeys.
I don’t know what makes you dumb, but it really works.
BEER It’s not just for breakfast anymore.
Put on your seat belt… I wanna try something.
Never kick a man unless he’s down.
There’s too much blood in my alcohol system.
Beat the 5 o’clock rush – Leave work at noon.
Excuse, but do I look like someone who cares?
Your Boyfriend Thinks I’m Hot.
I’m sorry My fault I forgot you were an idiot.
Do not disturb I’m disturbed enough already.
Weapons Of Mass Distraction.
Where there’s a will… I want to be in it.
I’m sorry, my fault. I forgot you were an idiot.