T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings - Page 3
Always remember you’re unique… Just like everyone else.
– Alison Boulter
Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes.
I’m the person your mother warned you about.
Don’t make me call out my Flying Monkeys.
I don’t know what makes you dumb, but it really works.
BEER It’s not just for breakfast anymore.
Put on your seat belt… I wanna try something.
Never kick a man unless he’s down.
There’s too much blood in my alcohol system.
Beat the 5 o’clock rush – Leave work at noon.
Excuse, but do I look like someone who cares?
I’m sorry My fault I forgot you were an idiot.
Do not disturb I’m disturbed enough already.
Weapons Of Mass Distraction.
Where there’s a will… I want to be in it.
You may not Notice but I Know You’re watching Me
After a year in therapy my psychiatrist said to me, “Maybe life isn’t for everyone”.
I don’t have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem.
Step away from the chocolate and no one gets hurt.
DON’T FOLLOW ME..I’M LOST..
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
I can only compensate so much for other people’s stupidity.
If plugging it in doesn’t help, then try turning it on.
You have the right to remain silent, anything you say can and will be misquoted and then used against you.
Drive defensively, buy a tank!
Thank you for calling tech support, you’re ignorance is my job security.
Always remember… You’re unique just like everyone else.
Excuse me, but do I look like someone who cares ?
Do not disturb, I’m disturbed enough already.
I don’t have a license to kill, I have a learners permit.
People like you are the reason people like me need medication.
If I throw a stick, will you leave?
FAILURE is not an option, it comes all bundled up with the software.
FOR SALE: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
I would put something CLEVER here… But you just wouldn’t get it!
Those who think they know everything annoy those of us that actually do.
Warning! This shirt has sharp edges.
Silence is golden, but DUCTAPE is shiny.
Try to not let your mind wander, it’s much too small to be out on it’s own.
It’s kind’a hard to show that I care, be e see a you s e I d o n ’ t.
To my best recollection, I can’t remember.
7 out of 3 people are math illiterate.
I’m going off to go find myself. If I’m not back by the time I return, keep me here.
If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving just isn’t for you.
If I gave a cr*p, you would be the first person I’d give it to.
I know all the answers, but I’ve been sworn to secrecy.
Let’s hope there’s intelligent life in outer space. I’m so lonely here.
There are only 10 kinds of people. Those who understand binary and those who don’t
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried
Blonde and proud of it.
I’m not the girl your mom warned you about, her imagination was never this good.
Don’t follow me. I’m lost too.
This dog is a dog good dog way dog dog to dog trick dog an dog idiot dog for dog 30 dog seconds dog …now read without the word dog.
Life’s Too Short To Date Ugly Women.
The trouble with life is there’s no background music.
Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.
– Evelyn Waugh
3 out of 2 people have trouble with fractions.