T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings - Page 3
I THINK
therefore I am single..
It hurts, when you have someone in your heart, but you can’t have them in your arms.
99% of the women in this world are beautiful, the rest are in my college.
You may not Notice but I Know You’re watching Me
Can’t afford it, can’t touch it
You want it but you can’t have it
Who are you & why are you reading my shirt
I see Your Playing Stupid Again- Looks like you’re winning to.
I hear voices… And they don’t like you.
Nobody is perfect. I am nobody.
Everyone wants to go to heaven but no- one wants to die.
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
If you can’t see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
DON’T FOLLOW ME..I’M LOST..
The fact that no one understands you, doesnt make you an artist.
I’m not bossy… I just have better ideas.
Life is like a box of chocolates, take a bite of all of them until you find the one you like…
If you are rich, then I am single.
I may look calm, but in my head, I’ve killed you three times.
Lets play carpenter first we’ll get hammered and then i’ll nail you…
Take my advice.. I don’t use it anyway
This T- Shirt turns green in front of Morons
After a year in therapy my psychiatrist said to me, “Maybe life isn’t for everyone”.
Dont blame me, I was born Awesome!
Just when you thought you were the center of attention… I SHOWED UP !!!
KISS ME before my boyfriend shows up
i go to school to SOCIALIZE
girls look at me up and down, and don’t have anything to say, but its funny how words come out when I walk away