T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings - Page 3

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I may look calm, but in my head, I’ve killed you three times.

Submitted by: little foot
1

Smile, it’s the second best thing you can do with your lips.

1

I’m not unemployed, I’m a consultant

1

Your Boyfriend Thinks I’m Hot.

1

Don’t Annoy The Crazy Person.

11

Nobody is perfect. I am nobody.
Everyone wants to go to heaven but no- one wants to die.
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
If you can’t see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

Submitted by: nasra
26

Who are you and why are you reading my shirt?

Submitted by: Khotso
28

I don’t have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem.

Submitted by: Sneaky
1

Excuse, but do I look like someone who cares?

1

I’m sorry My fault I forgot you were an idiot.

1

Do not disturb I’m disturbed enough already.

1

Weapons Of Mass Distraction.

1

Where there’s a will… I want to be in it.

1

I’m sorry, my fault. I forgot you were an idiot.

1

I don’t have a license to kill. I have a learner’s permit.

1

I’m not as dumb as you look..

1

Always remember you’re unique… Just like everyone else.
- Alison Boulter

1

Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes.

1

I’m the person your mother warned you about.

1

Don’t make me call out my Flying Monkeys.

1

I don’t know what makes you dumb, but it really works.

1

BEER It’s not just for breakfast anymore.

1

Put on your seat belt… I wanna try something.

1

Never kick a man unless he’s down.

1

There’s too much blood in my alcohol system.


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