T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings - Page 3
Dont talk to me when im talking to myself
Smile, it’s the second best thing you can do with your lips.
I’m not unemployed, I’m a consultant
Your Boyfriend Thinks I’m Hot.
Don’t Annoy The Crazy Person.
Nobody is perfect. I am nobody.
Everyone wants to go to heaven but no- one wants to die.
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
If you can’t see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
I may look calm, but in my head, I’ve killed you three times.
Who are you and why are you reading my shirt?
Put on your seat belt… I wanna try something.
Never kick a man unless he’s down.
There’s too much blood in my alcohol system.
Beat the 5 o’clock rush – Leave work at noon.
Excuse, but do I look like someone who cares?
I’m sorry My fault I forgot you were an idiot.
Do not disturb I’m disturbed enough already.
Weapons Of Mass Distraction.
Where there’s a will… I want to be in it.
I’m sorry, my fault. I forgot you were an idiot.
I don’t have a license to kill. I have a learner’s permit.
I’m not as dumb as you look..
Always remember you’re unique… Just like everyone else.
- Alison Boulter
Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes.
I’m the person your mother warned you about.
Don’t make me call out my Flying Monkeys.
I don’t know what makes you dumb, but it really works.