T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings - Page 3
Dont talk to me when im talking to myself
I may look calm, but in my head, I’ve killed you three times.
Weapons Of Mass Distraction.
Smile, it’s the second best thing you can do with your lips.
I’m not unemployed, I’m a consultant
Your Boyfriend Thinks I’m Hot.
Nobody is perfect. I am nobody.
Everyone wants to go to heaven but no- one wants to die.
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
If you can’t see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
Who are you and why are you reading my shirt?
Where there’s a will… I want to be in it.
I’m sorry, my fault. I forgot you were an idiot.
I don’t have a license to kill. I have a learner’s permit.
I’m not as dumb as you look..
Always remember you’re unique… Just like everyone else.
– Alison Boulter
Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes.
I’m the person your mother warned you about.
Don’t make me call out my Flying Monkeys.
I don’t know what makes you dumb, but it really works.
BEER It’s not just for breakfast anymore.
Put on your seat belt… I wanna try something.
Never kick a man unless he’s down.
There’s too much blood in my alcohol system.
Step away from the chocolate and no one gets hurt.
Beat the 5 o’clock rush – Leave work at noon.
Excuse, but do I look like someone who cares?
I’m sorry My fault I forgot you were an idiot.