T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings
I’m married..But it’s nothing serious.
I know it.
Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
Where there is a will… There are 500 relatives.
Does this shirt make me look fat?
You’re just jealous because the doctor says I’m special.
Don’t waste my time, entertain me.
Do Not Read.
I would have called but I ran out of minutes.
If you’re reading this you’re in my way.
It takes one to know one, Idiot!
Yes, the world does owe me a living.