T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings

I’m married..But it’s nothing serious.

Submitted by: simita

I know it.

Submitted by: simeona

Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

Submitted by: Stedegamot

Where there is a will… There are 500 relatives.

Submitted by: Kailey

Does this shirt make me look fat?

Submitted by: loli

You’re just jealous because the doctor says I’m special.

Submitted by: Pie

Don’t waste my time, entertain me.

Submitted by: Tp007

Do Not Read.

Submitted by: Bruce the Juice

I would have called but I ran out of minutes.
If you’re reading this you’re in my way.

Submitted by: Hello kitty

It takes one to know one, Idiot!
Yes, the world does owe me a living.

Submitted by: Hello kitty

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