T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings - Page 4

Judge me & I’ll prove you wrong, tell me what to do & i’ll tell you off, say I am not wroth it & watch where I end up, call me a b**ch & i’ll show you one, f**k me over & i’ll do it to you twice as bad, call me crazy but you really have no idea

On back:
Stop following me, you stalker!

Its not like m lazy…
m just happy doing NOTHING.

Don’t be smart, you’re not good at it…

You remind of MY NEXT GIRLFRIEND.

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
- Steve Martin

When I die, I want my last words to be: “I left a million dollars under the…”

Hey, Wanna know how to keep an idiot waiting…”I’ll tell you tomorrow”…

Note to yourself: it is illegal to stab people for being stupid..

…and:
Always be wary of the Software Engineer who carries a screwdriver”
I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I only lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three
We may be alone. We may not be alone. Either way, the thought is staggering
Whoever said nothing’s impossiable never tried slamming a revolving door
My shirt has words on it
I’m not a pyromainiac, I just like to set things on fire