T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings - Page 4
This T- Shirt turns green in front of Morons
Lets save time and just assume I know everything
Keep Starring I Might Do A Trick.
Can’t afford it, can’t touch it
You want it but you can’t have it
Who are you & why are you reading my shirt
Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful! hate me because…well…okay…HATE ME BECAUSE I’M BEAUTIFUL!
Don’t give me your attitude, I have my own.
Stop looking at my Brea$ts
This is your boyfriend’s T- shirt!
If you read this, you owe me $10
Watch the b**ch as she gets the bone.
All men are idiots And I married their king.
Aahhaa…got you staring at my tshirt!!
I see an idiot reading my shirt.
Smoking kills slowly ….. So what , whose in a hurry?
I can only please one person a day. TODAY IS NOT YOUR DAY.
Relationships are like fat people, Most of them don’t work out!
I’m with Stupid.
Come to the dark side we’ve got cookies.
(Back of the shirt) Are you surprised we lied about having cookies?
I can only be nice to one person a day. Today is not your day.. Tomorrow doesn’t look so good either!
The fact that no one understands you, doesnt make you an artist.
I come with my own background music!!
Warning: may answer back
the more you sweat in practice, the less you bleed in battle.
how many frogs do I have to kiss before I find my prince?
SMILE- it makes people wonder what the hell you’re thinking about.
I’m smiling on the inside
I really hope life isn’t a joke, because I don’t get it.
HATE there’s only 3 letter difference.
Don’t laugh at my pink shirt it’s your girlfriends
I am perfect*
I didn’t lose my mind. I sold it on ebay!
I Know KARATE!
(and a few other Japanese words..)
Don’t read my shirt it’s a waste of time…
Told you, people don’t listen these days.
When life give you a lemon. Squeeze it in his eyes and take his wallet.
Don’t Stare At Me…You Will Fall In Love.
CAUTION: I suffer from Ergophobia. Warning May Be Contagious.
(ergophobia is the fear of work)
Im not with stupid…We broke up
Lets flip a coin…
heads I get tail…
Tails I get head…
I’m allergic to stupid people.
Caution: I have multiple- personality disorder and I’m out of my minds.
I’m not bossy… I just have better ideas.
Keep watching me, I might do a trick!
Single again but now with experience.
You never truly know some one untill you fight them.
I’m not deaf, I’m ignoring you!
Blink if you want me!
Slow and Steady….Never…wins the race…
Lets play carpenter first we’ll get hammered and then i’ll nail you…
Always be wary of the Software Engineer who carries a screwdriver”
I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I only lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three
We may be alone. We may not be alone. Either way, the thought is staggering
Whoever said nothing’s impossiable never tried slamming a revolving door
My shirt has words on it
I’m not a pyromainiac, I just like to set things on fire
When God created me, he was just showing off!!!
Oi! my face is up here!
(on front) Abracadabra!! (on back) oops.. You’re still ugly.
Fat people are harder to abduct.