T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings - Page 4
99% of the women in this world are beautiful, the rest are in my college.
Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
I’m not bossy, I just know better.;)
Music speaks the words we cannot seem to say <3
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
– Steve Martin
Hey, Wanna know how to keep an idiot waiting…”I’ll tell you tomorrow”…
I know I’m awesome just… You’re not.
I never finish anythi…
What happens in this shirt, stays in this shirt.
Florida: the place where old people go to die.
Hand over the chocolate and no one gets hurt.
I’m not perfect but parts of me are.
Work sucks but I need the bucks.
Go fast, turn left!
If it’s too loud, you’re too old.
Hey, I’m up here ^
Take my advice.. I don’t use it anyway
Don’t be smart, you’re not good at it…
You laugh because I’m different, I laugh because you’re all the same.
Don’t play a girl who plays better
Sometimes I like to pretend I am British
I don’t get into fights
I was raised right
I talk about people behind their backs…its called manners
The best kind of friend is the one who lets you touch them inappropriately any time they want.
Ever wonder how people who tell you to calm down are the ones who got you mad in the first place.
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
I’m having a really stupid idea that might just get us killed.
If it weren’t for physics and the law enforcement, I’d be unstoppable.
I laugh at completely inappropriate times.
Stop following me, you stalker!
You remind of MY NEXT GIRLFRIEND.
Just when you thought you were the center of attention… I SHOWED UP !!!
KISS ME before my boyfriend shows up
i go to school to SOCIALIZE
girls look at me up and down, and don’t have anything to say, but its funny how words come out when I walk away
I’m not a bad girl…I’m a good girl with ATTITUDE !!
It’s better to loose a Lover then to love a Loser!
If Nothing lasts forever…
Can I be your Nothing?
A picture is worth a thousand words – But it uses up a thousand times the memory.
Your outfit is very ugly, though it comments your face perfectly.
If you are happy and you know it
keep it to yourself!!
Life is like a box of chocolates, take a bite of all of them until you find the one you like…
My haters makes me famous.
When life give you a lemon. Squeeze it in his eyes and take his wallet.
This T- Shirt turns green in front of Morons
Lets save time and just assume I know everything
Relationships are like fat people, Most of them don’t work out!
Keep Starring I Might Do A Trick.
Note to yourself: it is illegal to stab people for being stupid..
Nothing is impossible..I do nothing.
Can’t afford it, can’t touch it
You want it but you can’t have it
Who are you & why are you reading my shirt