T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings - Page 4
Lets flip a coin…
heads I get tail…
Tails I get head…
Judge me & I’ll prove you wrong, tell me what to do & i’ll tell you off, say I am not wroth it & watch where I end up, call me a b**ch & i’ll show you one, f**k me over & i’ll do it to you twice as bad, call me crazy but you really have no idea
You laugh because I’m different, I laugh because you’re all the same.
Stop following me, you stalker!
Don’t laugh at my pink shirt it’s your girlfriends
Its not like m lazy…
m just happy doing NOTHING.
If you are happy and you know it
keep it to yourself!!
Don’t be smart, you’re not good at it…
I come with my own background music!!
You remind of MY NEXT GIRLFRIEND.
I May Look Calm… But In My Head, I’ve Killed You Three Times.
I didn’t lose my mind. I sold it on ebay!
When I die, I want my last words to be: “I left a million dollars under the…”
Warning: may answer back
the more you sweat in practice, the less you bleed in battle.
how many frogs do I have to kiss before I find my prince?
SMILE- it makes people wonder what the hell you’re thinking about.
I’m smiling on the inside
I really hope life isn’t a joke, because I don’t get it.
HATE there’s only 3 letter difference.
Hey, Wanna know how to keep an idiot waiting…”I’ll tell you tomorrow”…
Smoking kills slowly ….. So what , whose in a hurry?
Note to yourself: it is illegal to stab people for being stupid..
My haters makes me famous.
Always be wary of the Software Engineer who carries a screwdriver”
I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I only lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three
We may be alone. We may not be alone. Either way, the thought is staggering
Whoever said nothing’s impossiable never tried slamming a revolving door
My shirt has words on it
I’m not a pyromainiac, I just like to set things on fire