T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings - Page 5
Tell your girlfriend I said Thanks!
Also available in sober.
If you find me asleep in the middle of the street, please return me to the pub.
I was born cool but global warming made me hot. :- )
Borrow money from pessimists, they don’t expect it back.
I know KARATE…and several other oriental words..
I don’t have an attitude; its my personality.
Reciprocity works great; your are good, I’m great.
I am an angel; all you need is to put on your glasses well.
Virginity is not dignity, it is just lack of opportunity.
(Front) Don’t touch this!
Hey, You look like my next boyfriend, I wanna try someone ugly this time!
Woke up this morning and decided to be awesome.
If you can read this you’re too close……that would mean back the freak up.
Watch your step while you are busy reading my t- shirt.
(on front)Hey girl what’s your name?…(on back)Too lazy and proud to talk.
So, you like reading t- shirts? I have more at my place…
I’m the one who won…
I’m allergic to stupid people.
Slow and Steady….Never…wins the race…
Just 2 for the price of 3!
Come to the dark side we’ve got cookies.
(Back of the shirt) Are you surprised we lied about having cookies?
I can only be nice to one person a day. Today is not your day.. Tomorrow doesn’t look so good either!
Blink if you want me!
I Rock , Therefore I Am.
Don’t follow me. I’m lost too.
Hey, Wanna know how to keep an idiot waiting…”I’ll tell you tomorrow”…
Ok!!!! you r looking at me…