T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings - Page 5

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If attitude could kill…i could be a weapon of mass destruction..!!

Submitted by: RANJANI RAMESH

I see Your Playing Stupid Again- Looks like you’re winning to.
I hear voices… And they don’t like you.

Submitted by: Caramel

Don’t be smart, you’re not good at it…

Submitted by: Bob G

You laugh because I’m different, I laugh because you’re all the same.

Submitted by: Alex Sortor

I may look calm, but in my head, I’ve killed you three times.

Submitted by: little foot

IM LIKE A REMOTE, I PUT EVERONE ON MUTE

Submitted by: TWEETY

After a year in therapy my psychiatrist said to me, “Maybe life isn’t for everyone”.

Submitted by: Misha

Smoking kills slowly ….. So what , whose in a hurry?

Submitted by: marty

On back:
Stop following me, you stalker!

Submitted by: Yeah

My boyfriends wife hates me!!

Submitted by: cakes

You remind of MY NEXT GIRLFRIEND.

Submitted by: frozenFlame96

Oi! my face is up here!
(on front) Abracadabra!! (on back) oops.. You’re still ugly.
i’m stupid

Submitted by: shadow in the night

Note to yourself: it is illegal to stab people for being stupid..

Submitted by: Eni

I am usually very skinny and gorgeous but its my day off!!!!!

Submitted by: soumu

Hey, Wanna know how to keep an idiot waiting…”I’ll tell you tomorrow”…

Submitted by: varun

I may be fat but your ugly I can get rid of mine an you can’t ha ha ha o_o

Submitted by: 2008biotch

Think, its not illegal YET

Submitted by: Paul

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
Steve Martin

It’s better to be hated for you are, then to be loved for someone that you arent.

Submitted by: Candace

Your outfit is very ugly, though it comments your face perfectly.

Submitted by: paige

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