T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings

Your outfit is very ugly, though it comments your face perfectly.

Submitted by: paige

My haters makes me famous.

Submitted by: Sunny Gulshan

God,if there is any work around me..please remove it!!

Submitted by: ceko

How young do you have to be to die of old age?

Submitted by: best person ever

This dog is a dog good dog way dog dog to dog trick dog an dog idiot dog for dog 30 dog seconds dog …now read without the word dog.

Submitted by: Sarah Almofti

Keep watching me, I might do a trick!

Submitted by: CrankyGoldfish

I see an idiot reading my shirt.

Submitted by: Bianca

When I die, I want my last words to be: “I left a million dollars under the…”

Submitted by: someone

I am perfect*
*Conditions apply

Submitted by: SMS

I can only please one person a day. TODAY IS NOT YOUR DAY.

Submitted by: Alma
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Single again but now with experience.

Submitted by: hitesh

Nothing is impossible..I do nothing.

Submitted by: Sam

If you can read this:
MAKE ME A SANDWICH

Submitted by: VINAMRA KHANDELWAL

CAUTION: I suffer from Ergophobia. Warning May Be Contagious.
(ergophobia is the fear of work)

Submitted by: Trixie

I’m probably lying.
I hope you realize that by the time you’ve stopped talking I’ve been talking to someone else.
My shirt is blank, haha made you look!!
Even if I laugh that doesn’t mean it’s funny.
If you flash me, I’ll laugh.

Submitted by: Lila

Come to the dark side we’ve got cookies.
(Back of the shirt) Are you surprised we lied about having cookies?
I can only be nice to one person a day. Today is not your day.. Tomorrow doesn’t look so good either!

Submitted by: Lola Reid

Risk your life; life without risks is such a waste of oxygen!!

Submitted by: Kedar

Sweat is Weakness leaving the body
Respect; if you have to ask for it you haven’t earned it
Winners train, Losers complain
Sweat on the floor is gold in the trophy case

Submitted by: danielle

I’m really bad with names, is it okay if I just call you Stupid?

Submitted by: Chase K

Your boyfriend wants my boyfriend..beware

Submitted by: pau
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I May Look Calm… But In My Head, I’ve Killed You Three Times.

Submitted by: Mark Sipot

WHY RUN UR MOUTH WHEN U CAN RUN THE WORLD

Submitted by: TWEETY

Sarcasm is one of the service’s I offer.
My kids think I am a ATM Machine.
You think your gangster Well I think I’m pretty gangster my self
I’m mature and you’re not nah nah nah nah nah.
Skool makes you sooper smart.

Submitted by: Alicia

If I rest, I Rust!
We always hold hands. If I leave them, she shops.

Submitted by: Thanu

Don’t follow me. I’m lost too.

Submitted by: joma

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