T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings
If attitude could kill…i could be a weapon of mass destruction..!!
If you are rich, then I am single.
Don’t be smart, you’re not good at it…
You laugh because I’m different, I laugh because you’re all the same.
I may look calm, but in my head, I’ve killed you three times.
I see Your Playing Stupid Again- Looks like you’re winning to.
I hear voices… And they don’t like you.
IM LIKE A REMOTE, I PUT EVERONE ON MUTE
Smoking kills slowly ….. So what , whose in a hurry?
After a year in therapy my psychiatrist said to me, “Maybe life isn’t for everyone”.
My boyfriends wife hates me!!
Stop following me, you stalker!
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
– Steve Martin
Oi! my face is up here!
(on front) Abracadabra!! (on back) oops.. You’re still ugly.
You remind of MY NEXT GIRLFRIEND.
I am usually very skinny and gorgeous but its my day off!!!!!
Note to yourself: it is illegal to stab people for being stupid..
Think, its not illegal YET
I may be fat but your ugly I can get rid of mine an you can’t ha ha ha o_o’
Hey, Wanna know how to keep an idiot waiting…”I’ll tell you tomorrow”…
It’s better to be hated for you are, then to be loved for someone that you arent.