T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings - Page 5
“If I could be anything, I would be your tear drop…to be born in your eye, live on your cheek, and die on your lips”
Your outfit is very ugly, though it comments your face perfectly.
Im not with stupid…We broke up
I see an idiot reading my shirt.
You never truly know some one untill you fight them.
This dog is a dog good dog way dog dog to dog trick dog an dog idiot dog for dog 30 dog seconds dog …now read without the word dog.
Alcohol and calculus don’t mix. Never drink and derive.
I wear the brains in the family.
Work is the curse of the drinking class.
- Oscar Wilde
Stop repeat offenders. Don’t re- elect them!
There’s no future in time travel.
Out of my mind… Back in five minutes.
No sense in being pessimistic It wouldn’t work anyway.
I don’t need no Educashun.
We should forgive our enemies, but only after they’ve been taken out and shot.
Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.
- Evelyn Waugh
Whatever the questions is, Liquor Is The Answer.
There is intelligent life on Earth, but I’m just visiting.
People like you are the reason people like me need medication.
This is my drinking shirt.