T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings - Page 5

If you wanna keep your girl, keep her away from me.

I’m in no shape to exercise.

I bought this shirt just to make you look and wast your time, I am gonna return it.

Who……???
Will wash my t- shirt?

Your boyfriend thinks I’m hot, are you aware?

Girls, don’t cry, I’ll be back…!

I know what are you doing right now. You’re looking at me right?
I think you better watch your foot steps than looking at my back.
If you read this, you are stupid. HAHA. It’s to late now. You’ve read it already. ;)

Tell your girlfriend I said Thanks!

If you find me asleep in the middle of the street, please return me to the pub.

Borrow money from pessimists, they don’t expect it back.