T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings - Page 5
Fat people are harder to abduct.
If you wanna keep your girl, keep her away from me.
Was that an Earthquake of did I just rock your world?
Don’t read my shirt it’s a waste of time…
Told you, people don’t listen these days.
I bought this shirt just to make you look and wast your time, I am gonna return it.
I know… What I am
Will wash my t- shirt?
I am what you dream to be…
Your boyfriend thinks I’m hot, are you aware?
I may look calm, but in my head, I’ve killed you three times.
Girls, don’t cry, I’ll be back…!
What are your Intentions? Huh!
I know what are you doing right now. You’re looking at me right?
I think you better watch your foot steps than looking at my back.
If you read this, you are stupid. HAHA. It’s to late now. You’ve read it already. ;)
I’m with Stupid – - >
Tell your girlfriend I said Thanks!
Also available in sober.
If you find me asleep in the middle of the street, please return me to the pub.
I was born cool but global warming made me hot. :- )
Borrow money from pessimists, they don’t expect it back.