T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings - Page 5
Hey, Wanna know how to keep an idiot waiting…”I’ll tell you tomorrow”…
Don’t play a girl who plays better
Sometimes I like to pretend I am British
I don’t get into fights
I was raised right
I talk about people behind their backs…its called manners
The best kind of friend is the one who lets you touch them inappropriately any time they want.
Ever wonder how people who tell you to calm down are the ones who got you mad in the first place.
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
I’m having a really stupid idea that might just get us killed.
If it weren’t for physics and the law enforcement, I’d be unstoppable.
I laugh at completely inappropriate times.
Stop following me, you stalker!
You remind of MY NEXT GIRLFRIEND.
Just when you thought you were the center of attention… I SHOWED UP !!!
KISS ME before my boyfriend shows up
i go to school to SOCIALIZE
girls look at me up and down, and don’t have anything to say, but its funny how words come out when I walk away
Nothing is impossible..I do nothing.
I never finish anythi…
I know KARATE…and several other oriental words..
Note to yourself: it is illegal to stab people for being stupid..
I’m not a bad girl…I’m a good girl with ATTITUDE !!
It’s better to loose a Lover then to love a Loser!
If Nothing lasts forever…
Can I be your Nothing?
My Dog Can Lick Anyone.
A picture is worth a thousand words – But it uses up a thousand times the memory.
CSI: Can’t stand idiots.
If you are happy and you know it
keep it to yourself!!
Its not like m lazy…
m just happy doing NOTHING.
Life is like a box of chocolates, take a bite of all of them until you find the one you like…
My haters makes me famous.
Don’t feed the monkey!
This T- Shirt turns green in front of Morons
Lets save time and just assume I know everything
Keep Starring I Might Do A Trick.
Can’t afford it, can’t touch it
You want it but you can’t have it
Who are you & why are you reading my shirt
Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful! hate me because…well…okay…HATE ME BECAUSE I’M BEAUTIFUL!
Don’t give me your attitude, I have my own.
Stop looking at my Brea$ts
This is your boyfriend’s T- shirt!
If you read this, you owe me $10
Watch the b**ch as she gets the bone.
Relationships are like fat people, Most of them don’t work out!
All men are idiots And I married their king.