T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings - Page 5

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You laugh because I’m different, I laugh because you’re all the same.

Submitted by: Alex Sortor
31

Don’t play a girl who plays better
Sometimes I like to pretend I am British
I don’t get into fights
I was raised right
I talk about people behind their backs…its called manners
The best kind of friend is the one who lets you touch them inappropriately any time they want.
Ever wonder how people who tell you to calm down are the ones who got you mad in the first place.
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
I’m having a really stupid idea that might just get us killed.
If it weren’t for physics and the law enforcement, I’d be unstoppable.
I laugh at completely inappropriate times.

Submitted by: Nikki
12

On back:
Stop following me, you stalker!

Submitted by: Yeah
11

You remind of MY NEXT GIRLFRIEND.

Submitted by: frozenFlame96
19

Just when you thought you were the center of attention… I SHOWED UP !!!
KISS ME before my boyfriend shows up
i go to school to SOCIALIZE
girls look at me up and down, and don’t have anything to say, but its funny how words come out when I walk away

Submitted by: S U M M E R Z O l l E R
52

I’m not a bad girl…I’m a good girl with ATTITUDE !!
It’s better to loose a Lover then to love a Loser!
If Nothing lasts forever…
Can I be your Nothing?

Submitted by: Mallika Bishnoi
2

A picture is worth a thousand words – But it uses up a thousand times the memory.

10

Your outfit is very ugly, though it comments your face perfectly.

Submitted by: paige
20

If you are happy and you know it
keep it to yourself!!

Submitted by: me again
30

Life is like a box of chocolates, take a bite of all of them until you find the one you like…

Submitted by: miley lynn
10

My haters makes me famous.

Submitted by: Sunny Gulshan
1

When life give you a lemon. Squeeze it in his eyes and take his wallet.

Submitted by: Hulcus
26

This T- Shirt turns green in front of Morons

Submitted by: devanshi
55

Lets save time and just assume I know everything

Submitted by: anni c
3

Relationships are like fat people, Most of them don’t work out!

Submitted by: jordan mauro
3

Keep Starring I Might Do A Trick.

Submitted by: MASHMELLOW >3
13

Note to yourself: it is illegal to stab people for being stupid..

Submitted by: Eni
9

Nothing is impossible..I do nothing.

Submitted by: Sam
41

Can’t afford it, can’t touch it
You want it but you can’t have it
Who are you & why are you reading my shirt

Submitted by: ReGGs*
21

Its not like m lazy…
m just happy doing NOTHING.

Submitted by: Smiling
55

Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful! hate me because…well…okay…HATE ME BECAUSE I’M BEAUTIFUL!
Don’t give me your attitude, I have my own.
Stop looking at my Brea$ts
This is your boyfriend’s T- shirt!
If you read this, you owe me $10
Watch the b**ch as she gets the bone.

Submitted by: Jocey
8

Come to the dark side we’ve got cookies.
(Back of the shirt) Are you surprised we lied about having cookies?
I can only be nice to one person a day. Today is not your day.. Tomorrow doesn’t look so good either!

Submitted by: Lola Reid
7

I know KARATE…and several other oriental words..

Submitted by: Lucy-Jane
5

All men are idiots And I married their king.

84

Aahhaa…got you staring at my tshirt!!

Submitted by: Antara

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