T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings - Page 5
Step away from the chocolate and no one gets hurt.
What happens in this shirt, stays in this shirt.
Florida: the place where old people go to die.
Hand over the chocolate and no one gets hurt.
I’m not perfect but parts of me are.
Work sucks but I need the bucks.
Go fast, turn left!
If it’s too loud, you’re too old.
Hey, I’m up here ^
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
- Steve Martin
Take my advice.. I don’t use it anyway
Don’t be smart, you’re not good at it…
You laugh because I’m different, I laugh because you’re all the same.
Your outfit is very ugly, though it comments your face perfectly.
Stop following me, you stalker!
You remind of MY NEXT GIRLFRIEND.
My haters makes me famous.
Just when you thought you were the center of attention… I SHOWED UP !!!
KISS ME before my boyfriend shows up
i go to school to SOCIALIZE
girls look at me up and down, and don’t have anything to say, but its funny how words come out when I walk away
I’m not a bad girl…I’m a good girl with ATTITUDE !!
It’s better to loose a Lover then to love a Loser!
If Nothing lasts forever…
Can I be your Nothing?
Nothing is impossible..I do nothing.
Note to yourself: it is illegal to stab people for being stupid..
My Dog Can Lick Anyone.
A picture is worth a thousand words – But it uses up a thousand times the memory.
I know KARATE…and several other oriental words..
If you are happy and you know it
keep it to yourself!!
Its not like m lazy…
m just happy doing NOTHING.
Life is like a box of chocolates, take a bite of all of them until you find the one you like…
This T- Shirt turns green in front of Morons
Lets save time and just assume I know everything
Keep Starring I Might Do A Trick.
Can’t afford it, can’t touch it
You want it but you can’t have it
Who are you & why are you reading my shirt
Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful! hate me because…well…okay…HATE ME BECAUSE I’M BEAUTIFUL!
Don’t give me your attitude, I have my own.
Stop looking at my Brea$ts
This is your boyfriend’s T- shirt!
If you read this, you owe me $10
Watch the b**ch as she gets the bone.