I May Look Calm… But In My Head, I’ve Killed You Three Times.
Nothing is impossible..I do nothing.
Sweat is Weakness leaving the body Respect; if you have to ask for it you haven’t earned it Winners train, Losers complain Sweat on the floor is gold in the trophy case
Risk your life; life without risks is such a waste of oxygen!!
Come to the dark side we’ve got cookies. (Back of the shirt) Are you surprised we lied about having cookies? I can only be nice to one person a day. Today is not your day.. Tomorrow doesn’t look so good either!
I’m not the girl your mom warned you about, her imagination was never this good.
Out of my mind… Back in five minutes.
Intel inside Mental outside. who are these kids calling me dad??? I was born intellegent but education ruined me!!! It wasn’t me…… Nobody is perfect and I am nobody.
I’m allergic to stupid people.
I’m really bad with names, is it okay if I just call you Stupid?
If I rest, I Rust! We always hold hands. If I leave them, she shops.
Your boyfriend wants my boyfriend..beware
Work is the curse of the drinking class. – Oscar Wilde
There’s no future in time travel.
Step away from me before something happens.
Don’t read my shirt it’s a waste of time… Told you, people don’t listen these days.
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried
You can run from your problems, unless your problem is a Cheetah.
Blink if you want me!
No sense in being pessimistic It wouldn’t work anyway.
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