T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings - Page 7

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If you are rich, then I am single.

Submitted by: Bruno
15

Sarcasm is one of the service’s I offer.
My kids think I am a ATM Machine.
You think your gangster Well I think I’m pretty gangster my self
I’m mature and you’re not nah nah nah nah nah.
Skool makes you sooper smart.

Submitted by: Alicia
14

Its not that you are weird…its just that everyone else is normal.

Submitted by: Leon
36

If you see the police, warn a brother!

Submitted by: Durimi
13

I was blinded by your beauty. I’m going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
You’re funny…looking.
Dude. That wasn’t funny.
There is no such thing as stupid questions, just stupid people.
By the time you have read this, you have already read it.
OMG! The sky is blue!
Yes, you have the right to your opinion, and I have the right to think you are stupid.
I was last seen wearing: THIS
I look like that one guy from that movie.
I’m not as think as you dumb I am.
OMG! The rains wet.
DON’T READ THIS!
Surveys are showing that 3 out of every four people make up 75% of our population.

Submitted by: Emily
8

Who says nothing is impossible..I’ve been doing nothing for years

Submitted by: Taher
11

It hurts, when you have someone in your heart, but you can’t have them in your arms.

Submitted by: crapydoo
22

99% of the women in this world are beautiful, the rest are in my college.

Submitted by: raghu
9

Nothing is impossible..I do nothing.

Submitted by: Sam
20

Some 1 give me an x- tra shirt
i just scribbled on it

Submitted by: aadithya
18

Don’t follow me, I run into walls.

Submitted by: Kaylee
16

I’m really bad with names, is it okay if I just call you Stupid?

Submitted by: Chase K
8

I see Your Playing Stupid Again- Looks like you’re winning to.
I hear voices… And they don’t like you.

Submitted by: Caramel
10

I stopped fighting my inner demons, we’re on the same side now.

Submitted by: Lisa
14

Step away from me before something happens.

Submitted by: rose
18

Confidence: I wear it like make up!

Submitted by: Miley
14

Don’t ask Questions……use your Commonsense

Submitted by: Rodnel
10

I can only please one person a day. TODAY IS NOT YOUR DAY.

Submitted by: Alma
40

- Im my wife’s personal ATM machine

Submitted by: Richard
11

Nobody is perfect. I am nobody.
Everyone wants to go to heaven but no- one wants to die.
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
If you can’t see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

Submitted by: nasra
34

Basically I rock…

Submitted by: mash
13

Keep watching me, I might do a trick!

Submitted by: CrankyGoldfish
20

Think its not illegal yet

Submitted by: Maya
23

Life is tough so,wear a helmet

Submitted by: srikanth
33

Don’t get near me,I’m SICK

Submitted by: Abigail
36

_____________________
You must be this tall to ride

Submitted by: Pete
56

When god made man she was only kidding.

Submitted by: wings of freedom
14

Your boyfriend wants my boyfriend..beware

Submitted by: pau
8

Everybody has a right to be stupid, but you’re abusing your privelege!!!

Submitted by: ashish
17

Smoking kills slowly ….. So what , whose in a hurry?

Submitted by: marty

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