T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings - Page 7
“If you were a tear drop in my eye, I would not cry for fear of losing you”
CAUTION: I suffer from Ergophobia. Warning May Be Contagious.
(ergophobia is the fear of work)
I am perfect*
I’m sorry, my fault. I forgot you were an idiot.
I don’t have a license to kill. I have a learner’s permit.
I’m not as dumb as you look..
Always remember you’re unique… Just like everyone else.
- Alison Boulter
Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes.
Don’t Annoy The Crazy Person.
I’m the person your mother warned you about.
Don’t make me call out my Flying Monkeys.
I don’t know what makes you dumb, but it really works.
BEER It’s not just for breakfast anymore.
Put on your seat belt… I wanna try something.
A picture is worth a thousand words – But it uses up a thousand times the memory.
Never kick a man unless he’s down.
There’s too much blood in my alcohol system.
Beat the 5 o’clock rush – Leave work at noon.
Smile, it’s the second best thing you can do with your lips.
I’m not unemployed, I’m a consultant