T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings - Page 7
You remind of MY NEXT GIRLFRIEND.
I don’t like your face…make my day and look away.
The older I get the better I was.
Does this shirt match my shoes???
Hey! stop checking me out!
I study female anatomy.
Smile, you’re looking at me.
You like what you see, huh?
I’m not 30 I’m 18 with 12 years of experience.
The more people I meet….the better I like my dog.
Don’t think of yourself as an ugly person…think of yourself as a beautiful monkey!
Do I look like a grocery item to you…You keep checking me out.
Looking for a perfect gal??……Go buy a barbie.
Beer will save the world…I don’t know how..but it will.
Hey baby I have bad vision can you come closer.
My haters makes me famous.
I am perfect*
The Tallest Midget
99% of all women are beautiful
the remaining 1 % are in my college……
You wasted the many seconds of your life it took to read this : )
People say im self- centered but why should I care about other peoples lives when I have my OWN to worry about!
Look at my shoes.
My mother forced me to wear this shirt.
You laugh because I’m different, I laugh because you’re all the same.
Your outfit is very ugly, though it comments your face perfectly.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.
- Steven Wright
This T- shirt turns green in the company of morons.
I can’t help it that i’m awesome!
Their shirt is not like my shirt…
If you read this, you will get hurt
therefore I am single..