T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings
Your boyfriend wants my boyfriend..beware
I May Look Calm… But In My Head, I’ve Killed You Three Times.
WHY RUN UR MOUTH WHEN U CAN RUN THE WORLD
Sarcasm is one of the service’s I offer.
My kids think I am a ATM Machine.
You think your gangster Well I think I’m pretty gangster my self
I’m mature and you’re not nah nah nah nah nah.
Skool makes you sooper smart.
If I rest, I Rust!
We always hold hands. If I leave them, she shops.
Don’t follow me. I’m lost too.
Intel inside Mental outside.
who are these kids calling me dad???
I was born intellegent but education ruined me!!!
It wasn’t me……
Nobody is perfect and I am nobody.
Step away from me before something happens.
Don’t read my shirt it’s a waste of time…
Told you, people don’t listen these days.
Blink if you want me!
I know KARATE…and several other oriental words..
I’m Magically Delicious
So, you like reading t- shirts? I have more at my place…
Work is the curse of the drinking class.
– Oscar Wilde
I’m not deaf, I’m ignoring you!
I Know KARATE!
(and a few other Japanese words..)
Some times when I am alone, I Google myself.
There’s no future in time travel.
People like you are the reason people like me need medication.
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