T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings

I wear the brains in the family.

In America Anyone Can Be President That’s One of the Risks You Take.

There is intelligent life on Earth, but I’m just visiting.

We should forgive our enemies, but only after they’ve been taken out and shot.

No sense in being pessimistic It wouldn’t work anyway.

Beer will save the world…I don’t know how..but it will.

Submitted by: kunal

Caution: I have multiple- personality disorder and I’m out of my minds.

Submitted by: The Self-Proclaimed Psychopath

I’m not the girl your mom warned you about, her imagination was never this good.

Submitted by: mc

Life’s Too Short To Date Ugly Women.

Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.
– Evelyn Waugh

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The trouble with life is there’s no background music.

I am pretty except for those who are insecure.

Submitted by: lona

Smile, you’re looking at me.

Submitted by: sunflower096

All men are idiots And I married their king.

Why get married? I already get it all with no strings attached.

Homework Is A Waste Of Trees.

Submitted by: Kagura

This T- shirt turns green in the company of morons.

Submitted by: Jacky Khatri

Tell your girlfriend I said Thanks!

Submitted by: danielle

I’m with Stupid.

Fat people are harder to abduct.

Submitted by: johnny
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And you wonder why I don’t listen to you!
Sometimes I wonder why I even talk to you!
Don’t worry, I’ll pretend I care!
I’m not listening!

Submitted by: Abby

I *heart* your boyfriend.
When I’m bored, I Google myself.
Boyfriend is a form of ugliness so intolerable that it needs to be changed every 6 months.

Submitted by: Nikki

You look like my Next Girlfriend..

Submitted by: Rudra

Don’t follow me, I run into walls.

Submitted by: Kaylee

(On a bright yellow shirt)
When there are idiots around, this shirt turns yellow.

Submitted by: FuZyDUCK

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