I know KARATE…and several other oriental words..
I’m Magically Delicious
Beware! I Know KARATE! (and a few other Japanese words..)
I am pretty except for those who are insecure.
So, you like reading t- shirts? I have more at my place…
The trouble with life is there’s no background music.
Homework is a waste of trees.
Relationships are like fat people, Most of them don’t work out!
I’m not deaf, I’m ignoring you!
A L C _ H _ L Sometimes alcohol is the answer.
People like you are the reason people like me need medication.
Life’s Too Short To Date Ugly Women.
In America Anyone Can Be President That’s One of the Risks You Take.
Explain before you complain
I wear the brains in the family.
Some times when I am alone, I Google myself.
There is intelligent life on Earth, but I’m just visiting.
I’m the person your mother warned you about.
Was that an Earthquake of did I just rock your world?
Stop repeat offenders. Don’t re- elect them!
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