T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings

Don’t read my shirt it’s a waste of time…
Told you, people don’t listen these days.

Submitted by: heavy B

I bought this shirt just to make you look and wast your time, I am gonna return it.

Submitted by: heavy B

I know… What I am

Submitted by: Subhranil

Will wash my t- shirt?

Submitted by: harsh

I am what you dream to be…

Submitted by: SLOGGER

I’m sorry, my fault. I forgot you were an idiot.

Submitted by: Jessica.C

Your boyfriend thinks I’m hot, are you aware?

Submitted by: Chandi..

I may look calm, but in my head, I’ve killed you three times.

Submitted by: little foot

Girls, don’t cry, I’ll be back…!

Submitted by: larsen olivera

Born Player…
What are your Intentions? Huh!

Submitted by: Vishal

I know what are you doing right now. You’re looking at me right?
I think you better watch your foot steps than looking at my back.
If you read this, you are stupid. HAHA. It’s to late now. You’ve read it already. ;)

Submitted by: jacklyn

I’m with Stupid – – >

Submitted by: Dana

Tell your girlfriend I said Thanks!

Submitted by: danielle

Also available in sober.

Submitted by: morph

If you find me asleep in the middle of the street, please return me to the pub.

Submitted by: vuvu

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