T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings
Come to the dark side we’ve got cookies.
(Back of the shirt) Are you surprised we lied about having cookies?
I can only be nice to one person a day. Today is not your day.. Tomorrow doesn’t look so good either!
Blink if you want me!
I Rock , Therefore I Am.
Don’t follow me. I’m lost too.
Hey, Wanna know how to keep an idiot waiting…”I’ll tell you tomorrow”…
Ok!!!! you r looking at me…
You call it
I call it
(Front side of woman’s t- shirt)
This t- shirt slogan is written in braille.
Warning: I sometimes spontaneously combust.
I’m not deaf, I’m ignoring you!
Single again but now with experience.
Caution: I have multiple- personality disorder and I’m out of my minds.
(On a bright yellow shirt)
When there are idiots around, this shirt turns yellow.
Shame on U girls,
I’m still a bachelor.
WARNIG:Reading this shirt may be harmful to sensative readers, but your going to read it any way.
Don’t look at me like that…yaaa I mean you..jeeezzzz..!!!
I’m lost please take me home with you.
You got 3 seconds 2 read my t- shirt
Umm I was gonna say somthing but I forgot……