I’m Magically Delicious
Beware! I Know KARATE! (and a few other Japanese words..)
So, you like reading t- shirts? I have more at my place…
You can run from your problems, unless your problem is a Cheetah.
I am pretty except for those who are insecure.
Homework is a waste of trees.
Relationships are like fat people, Most of them don’t work out!
The trouble with life is there’s no background music.
A L C _ H _ L Sometimes alcohol is the answer.
I’m not deaf, I’m ignoring you!
There is intelligent life on Earth, but I’m just visiting.
People like you are the reason people like me need medication.
Life’s Too Short To Date Ugly Women.
In America Anyone Can Be President That’s One of the Risks You Take.
Explain before you complain
I wear the brains in the family.
Some times when I am alone, I Google myself.
Was that an Earthquake of did I just rock your world?
Stop repeat offenders. Don’t re- elect them!
Just 2 for the price of 3!
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