T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings

Explain before you complain

Submitted by: natnat

Was that an Earthquake of did I just rock your world?

Submitted by: unpridikted

I’m allergic to stupid people.

Submitted by: line

I don’t need no Educashun.

Blonde and proud of it.

This is my drinking shirt.

Whatever the questions is, Liquor Is The Answer.

Stop repeat offenders. Don’t re- elect them!

If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried

Out of my mind… Back in five minutes.

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Alcohol and calculus don’t mix. Never drink and derive.

I wear the brains in the family.

In America Anyone Can Be President That’s One of the Risks You Take.

There is intelligent life on Earth, but I’m just visiting.

We should forgive our enemies, but only after they’ve been taken out and shot.

No sense in being pessimistic It wouldn’t work anyway.

Beer will save the world…I don’t know how..but it will.

Submitted by: kunal

Caution: I have multiple- personality disorder and I’m out of my minds.

Submitted by: The Self-Proclaimed Psychopath

I’m not the girl your mom warned you about, her imagination was never this good.

Submitted by: mc

Life’s Too Short To Date Ugly Women.

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