T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings

Relationships are like fat people, Most of them don’t work out!

Submitted by: jordan mauro

Slow and Steady….Never…wins the race…

Submitted by: Nikhil

If You’re Not Cheating, You’re Not Trying Hard Enough

Submitted by: amber

Keep Starring I Might Do A Trick.

Submitted by: MASHMELLOW >3

Don’t Annoy The Crazy Person.

CSI: Can’t stand idiots.

Submitted by: chloe pearson

Step away from the chocolate and no one gets hurt.

Submitted by: kaitlin allan

Weapons Of Mass Distraction.

Your Boyfriend Thinks I’m Hot.

I’m not unemployed, I’m a consultant

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Smile, it’s the second best thing you can do with your lips.

I dig cute zombies.

Submitted by: joshua michael levinson

If being good looking is a sin, then I apologize.

Submitted by: JOE

I made a mistake once…
I thought I was wrong.

Submitted by: allaboutright

Also available in sober.

Submitted by: morph

Do unto others before others do unto you.

Submitted by: mong-mong

Don’t make me call out my Flying Monkeys.

BEER: It’s not just for breakfast anymore.

Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes.

Always remember you’re unique… Just like everyone else.
– Alison Boulter

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I’m sorry, my fault. I forgot you were an idiot.

Do not disturb I’m disturbed enough already.

Excuse, but do I look like someone who cares?

There’s too much blood in my alcohol system.

I’m not as dumb as you look..

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