T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings
Explain before you complain
Was that an Earthquake of did I just rock your world?
I’m allergic to stupid people.
I don’t need no Educashun.
Blonde and proud of it.
This is my drinking shirt.
Whatever the questions is, Liquor Is The Answer.
Stop repeat offenders. Don’t re- elect them!
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried
Out of my mind… Back in five minutes.
Alcohol and calculus don’t mix. Never drink and derive.
I wear the brains in the family.
In America Anyone Can Be President That’s One of the Risks You Take.
There is intelligent life on Earth, but I’m just visiting.
We should forgive our enemies, but only after they’ve been taken out and shot.
No sense in being pessimistic It wouldn’t work anyway.
Beer will save the world…I don’t know how..but it will.
Caution: I have multiple- personality disorder and I’m out of my minds.
I’m not the girl your mom warned you about, her imagination was never this good.
Life’s Too Short To Date Ugly Women.