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I don’t need no Educashun.
I’m the person your mother warned you about.
And you wonder why I don’t listen to you! Sometimes I wonder why I even talk to you! Don’t worry, I’ll pretend I care! I’m not listening!
Smile, you’re looking at me.
I’m with Stupid.
Caution: I have multiple- personality disorder and I’m out of my minds.
Tell your girlfriend I said Thanks!
Just 2 for the price of 3!
All men are idiots And I married their king.
Jesus loves you. (Everyone else thinks you suck)
If You’re Not Cheating, You’re Not Trying Hard Enough
This T- shirt turns green in the company of morons.
Why get married? I already get it all with no strings attached.
I made a mistake once… I thought I was wrong.
Fat people are harder to abduct.
Don’t follow me, I run into walls.
Virginity is not dignity, it is just lack of opportunity.
Do not disturb I’m disturbed enough already.
Beat the 5 o’clock rush – Leave work at noon.
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