T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings - Page 8
99% of the guys in this world have brains, the rest are at my college.
After a year in therapy my psychiatrist said to me, “Maybe life isn’t for everyone”.
Am not broke am just short on money
If I rest, I Rust!
We always hold hands. If I leave them, she shops.
If you are rich, then I am single.
Sarcasm is one of the service’s I offer.
My kids think I am a ATM Machine.
You think your gangster Well I think I’m pretty gangster my self
I’m mature and you’re not nah nah nah nah nah.
Skool makes you sooper smart.
Its not that you are weird…its just that everyone else is normal.
If you see the police, warn a brother!
I was blinded by your beauty. I’m going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
Dude. That wasn’t funny.
There is no such thing as stupid questions, just stupid people.
By the time you have read this, you have already read it.
OMG! The sky is blue!
Yes, you have the right to your opinion, and I have the right to think you are stupid.
I was last seen wearing: THIS
I look like that one guy from that movie.
I’m not as think as you dumb I am.
OMG! The rains wet.
DON’T READ THIS!
Surveys are showing that 3 out of every four people make up 75% of our population.
Who says nothing is impossible..I’ve been doing nothing for years
It hurts, when you have someone in your heart, but you can’t have them in your arms.
99% of the women in this world are beautiful, the rest are in my college.
Nothing is impossible..I do nothing.
Some 1 give me an x- tra shirt
i just scribbled on it
Don’t follow me, I run into walls.
I’m really bad with names, is it okay if I just call you Stupid?
I see Your Playing Stupid Again- Looks like you’re winning to.
I hear voices… And they don’t like you.
I stopped fighting my inner demons, we’re on the same side now.
Step away from me before something happens.
Confidence: I wear it like make up!
Don’t ask Questions……use your Commonsense
I can only please one person a day. TODAY IS NOT YOUR DAY.
- Im my wife’s personal ATM machine
Nobody is perfect. I am nobody.
Everyone wants to go to heaven but no- one wants to die.
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
If you can’t see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.