T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings - Page 8
No, not you, the pretty one
No I swear I’m in college
Don’t set yourself on fire… It kinda hurts
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People like you are the reason people like me need medication.
(on front) You can take your mask off…Halloween’s over and you are scaring me!
(on back) Oh wait, sorry that’s your face..
I see an idiot reading my shirt.
Do unto others before others do unto you.
Does this shirt makes me look fat?
What are you lookin at
Look..but Don’t Touch…
Don’t Stare At Me…You Will Fall In Love.
You remind of MY NEXT GIRLFRIEND.
I don’t like your face…make my day and look away.
The older I get the better I was.
Does this shirt match my shoes???
Hey! stop checking me out!
I study female anatomy.
Smile, you’re looking at me.
You like what you see, huh?
I’m not 30 I’m 18 with 12 years of experience.
The more people I meet….the better I like my dog.
Don’t think of yourself as an ugly person…think of yourself as a beautiful monkey!
Do I look like a grocery item to you…You keep checking me out.
Looking for a perfect gal??……Go buy a barbie.
Beer will save the world…I don’t know how..but it will.
Hey baby I have bad vision can you come closer.