T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings - Page 8
I’m Magically Delicious
Think, its not illegal YET
My boyfriends wife hates me!!
If I rest, I Rust!
We always hold hands. If I leave them, she shops.
Fat people are harder to abduct.
Tell your girlfriend I said Thanks!
“Wanna know how to keep stupid people busy? (See back for answer)
Wanna know how to keep stupid people busy? (See front for answer)”
“Yah. I’m that hot.”
“Yes, I’m free Saturday. No, I will not go out with you.”
“Because I said so”
“You’re so cute it’s stupid.”
Was that an Earthquake of did I just rock your world?
CSI: Can’t stand idiots.
They say I should be more spontaneous…gonna plan it out first.
Risk your life; life without risks is such a waste of oxygen!!
If you wanna come second….
If you can read this:
MAKE ME A SANDWICH
(On a bright yellow shirt)
When there are idiots around, this shirt turns yellow.
“If you were a tear drop in my eye, I would not cry for fear of losing you”
Smile, you’re looking at me.
Does this shirt make me look fat?
You cannot trust someone who thinks you are crazy
i hate being around interesting people because then I have to be interesting too
love isnt blind, it makes you blind
love only hurts when its over
the best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time
the best thing about tomorrow is the memory of today
never leave the one you love for the one you like because the one you like will leave you for the one they love
Also available in sober.
Why get married? I already get it all with no strings attached.
I am not Best, I am just….Better than the Best
Just because you have no swag.. Doesn’t mean you can copy mine.
Beer will save the world…I don’t know how..but it will.
Mind your own business unless provoked.
Quality never goes out of style.