T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings - Page 8
I’m Magically Delicious
Think, its not illegal YET
My boyfriends wife hates me!!
If I rest, I Rust!
We always hold hands. If I leave them, she shops.
Fat people are harder to abduct.
“Wanna know how to keep stupid people busy? (See back for answer)
Wanna know how to keep stupid people busy? (See front for answer)”
“Yah. I’m that hot.”
“Yes, I’m free Saturday. No, I will not go out with you.”
“Because I said so”
“You’re so cute it’s stupid.”
CSI: Can’t stand idiots.
Was that an Earthquake of did I just rock your world?
If you wanna come second….
If you can read this:
MAKE ME A SANDWICH
“If you were a tear drop in my eye, I would not cry for fear of losing you”
Smile, you’re looking at me.
Does this shirt make me look fat?
(On a bright yellow shirt)
When there are idiots around, this shirt turns yellow.
You cannot trust someone who thinks you are crazy
i hate being around interesting people because then I have to be interesting too
love isnt blind, it makes you blind
love only hurts when its over
the best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time
the best thing about tomorrow is the memory of today
never leave the one you love for the one you like because the one you like will leave you for the one they love
Also available in sober.
I am not Best, I am just….Better than the Best
Warning: You might fall in love with me.
Just because you have no swag.. Doesn’t mean you can copy mine.
Beer will save the world…I don’t know how..but it will.
Mind your own business unless provoked.
Don’t look at me, that’s not my child.
I made a mistake once…
I thought I was wrong.