T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings - Page 8
I’m lost please take me home with you.
Explain before you complain
Warning: I sometimes spontaneously combust.
Quality never goes out of style.
Borrow money from pessimists, they don’t expect it back.
If You’re Not Cheating, You’re Not Trying Hard Enough
I may be fat but your ugly I can get rid of mine an you can’t ha ha ha o_o
Don’t follow me, I run into walls.
IM LIKE A REMOTE, I PUT EVERONE ON MUTE
Some times when I am alone, I Google myself.
I bought this shirt just to make you look and wast your time, I am gonna return it.
If you find me asleep in the middle of the street, please return me to the pub.
Don’t ask Questions……use your Commonsense
If you can read this you’re too close……that would mean back the freak up.
The message on this shirt is only visible to perverts.
How young do you have to be to die of old age?
And you wonder why I don’t listen to you!
Sometimes I wonder why I even talk to you!
Don’t worry, I’ll pretend I care!
I’m not listening!
Don’t waste my time, entertain me.
Available tonight… Limited time offer
Warning: You might fall in love with me.
It takes skills to trip over flat surfaces.
If you can read this go make me a sandwich.
This shirt is not see-thru. The one underneath is.
I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce.
I can’t help it that i’m awesome!
F B I
Female Body Inspector
I would have called but I ran out of minutes.
If you’re reading this you’re in my way.
You call it
I call it
Woke up this morning and decided to be awesome.
It’s better to be hated for you are, then to be loved for someone that you arent.
I know what you’re thinking…you’re right.