T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings - Page 8

12

I’m lost please take me home with you.

Submitted by: bansi
24

Explain before you complain

Submitted by: natnat
8

Warning: I sometimes spontaneously combust.

Submitted by: fieryhot
3

Quality never goes out of style.

Submitted by: glycoma
7

Borrow money from pessimists, they don’t expect it back.

Submitted by: Sue
15

If You’re Not Cheating, You’re Not Trying Hard Enough

Submitted by: amber
53

I may be fat but your ugly I can get rid of mine an you can’t ha ha ha o_o

Submitted by: 2008biotch
18

Don’t follow me, I run into walls.

Submitted by: Kaylee
67

IM LIKE A REMOTE, I PUT EVERONE ON MUTE

Submitted by: TWEETY
20

Some times when I am alone, I Google myself.

Submitted by: Haseeb
10

I bought this shirt just to make you look and wast your time, I am gonna return it.

Submitted by: heavy B
10

If you find me asleep in the middle of the street, please return me to the pub.

Submitted by: vuvu
14

Don’t ask Questions……use your Commonsense

Submitted by: Rodnel
8

If you can read this you’re too close……that would mean back the freak up.

Submitted by: chad
8

The message on this shirt is only visible to perverts.

Submitted by: Steve
48

How young do you have to be to die of old age?

Submitted by: best person ever
22

And you wonder why I don’t listen to you!
Sometimes I wonder why I even talk to you!
Don’t worry, I’ll pretend I care!
I’m not listening!

Submitted by: Abby
4

Don’t waste my time, entertain me.

Submitted by: Tp007
34

Available tonight… Limited time offer

Submitted by: me
6

Warning: You might fall in love with me.

Submitted by: Yungluki
2

It takes skills to trip over flat surfaces.
If you can read this go make me a sandwich.

Submitted by: Zoe
5

This shirt is not see-thru. The one underneath is.

Submitted by: joshua michael levinson
5

I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce.

Submitted by: Marc Caprolione
14

I can’t help it that i’m awesome!

Submitted by: madi
185

F B I
Female Body Inspector

Submitted by: RUMMY
4

I would have called but I ran out of minutes.
If you’re reading this you’re in my way.

Submitted by: Hello kitty
11

You call it
“Attitude”
I call it
“Superiority”

Submitted by: Rituja
8

Woke up this morning and decided to be awesome.

Submitted by: hifba
93

It’s better to be hated for you are, then to be loved for someone that you arent.

Submitted by: Candace
3

I know what you’re thinking…you’re right.

Submitted by: Franck

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