T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings - Page 8
Step away from me before something happens.
This T- shirt turns green in the company of morons.
Judge me & I’ll prove you wrong, tell me what to do & i’ll tell you off, say I am not wroth it & watch where I end up, call me a b**ch & i’ll show you one, f**k me over & i’ll do it to you twice as bad, call me crazy but you really have no idea
Sarcasm is one of the service’s I offer.
My kids think I am a ATM Machine.
You think your gangster Well I think I’m pretty gangster my self
I’m mature and you’re not nah nah nah nah nah.
Skool makes you sooper smart.
Think, its not illegal YET
My boyfriends wife hates me!!
I’m really bad with names, is it okay if I just call you Stupid?
Was that an Earthquake of did I just rock your world?
“Wanna know how to keep stupid people busy? (See back for answer)
Wanna know how to keep stupid people busy? (See front for answer)”
“Yah. I’m that hot.”
“Yes, I’m free Saturday. No, I will not go out with you.”
“Because I said so”
“You’re so cute it’s stupid.”
Front: What do mechanics and marriages have in common
Back: A good screw fixes everything.
Don’t feed the monkey!
Approach me and say hello! If not you gonna have bad luck for the rest of your life.
Wonder what it likes looking from the front? (Back of t- shirt).
I graduated from the school of money making.
I know what you’re thinking…you’re right.
Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
If you can read this:
MAKE ME A SANDWICH
If you wanna come second….
(On a bright yellow shirt)
When there are idiots around, this shirt turns yellow.
“If you were a tear drop in my eye, I would not cry for fear of losing you”
Risk your life; life without risks is such a waste of oxygen!!
You’re just jealous because the doctor says I’m special.
You cannot trust someone who thinks you are crazy
i hate being around interesting people because then I have to be interesting too
love isnt blind, it makes you blind
love only hurts when its over
the best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time
the best thing about tomorrow is the memory of today
never leave the one you love for the one you like because the one you like will leave you for the one they love
Smile, you’re looking at me.
Don’t look at me, that’s not my child.
Don’t waste my time, entertain me.