T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings

If you are rich, then I am single.

Submitted by: Bruno

Don’t be smart, you’re not good at it…

Submitted by: Bob G

You laugh because I’m different, I laugh because you’re all the same.

Submitted by: Alex Sortor

I see Your Playing Stupid Again- Looks like you’re winning to.
I hear voices… And they don’t like you.

Submitted by: Caramel

I may look calm, but in my head, I’ve killed you three times.

Submitted by: little foot

IM LIKE A REMOTE, I PUT EVERONE ON MUTE

Submitted by: TWEETY

Smoking kills slowly ….. So what , whose in a hurry?

Submitted by: marty

After a year in therapy my psychiatrist said to me, “Maybe life isn’t for everyone”.

Submitted by: Misha

On back:
Stop following me, you stalker!

Submitted by: Yeah

My boyfriends wife hates me!!

Submitted by: cakes

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