T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings - Page 9
- Im my wife’s personal ATM machine
Nobody is perfect. I am nobody.
Everyone wants to go to heaven but no- one wants to die.
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
If you can’t see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
Basically I rock…
Keep watching me, I might do a trick!
Think its not illegal yet
Life is tough so,wear a helmet
Don’t get near me,I’m SICK
You must be this tall to ride
When god made man she was only kidding.
Your boyfriend wants my boyfriend..beware
Everybody has a right to be stupid, but you’re abusing your privelege!!!
Smoking kills slowly ….. So what , whose in a hurry?
(On front) Not worried? U should b.
(On back) On my good days I’m worse.
Save earth, because you cannot party on mars
If You’re Not Cheating, You’re Not Trying Hard Enough
I’m Magically Delicious
Stop following me, you stalker!
CAUTION: I suffer from Ergophobia. Warning May Be Contagious.
(ergophobia is the fear of work)
Save the earth – it’s the only planet that has chocolate.
I’ll be nicer if you’ll be smarter.
I’ll be nicer if you give me chocolate.
My face is up here ^
Who are you, and why are you reading my shirt?
If you are reading this shirt, then phase one of my evil plan is complete.
If you can read this shirt, you are standing way too close to me.
(font is really small, so you have to step forward to read it)
The best thing about this shirt is that by the time you finish reading it, you realize you just wasted ten seconds of your life.
3 out of 2 people have trouble with fractions.
DON’T FOLLOW ME..I’M LOST..
Hey,you. Yeah you. No.not you.. That other guy. You right there! Yes,you..Do you like tacos?!
Note to yourself: it is illegal to stab people for being stupid..
You can’t spell STUPID without U
Girls call me frankie dettori because i’m used to coming first