T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings - Page 9

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All men are idiots And I married their king.

Smile, you’re looking at me.

Submitted by: sunflower096

Beer will save the world…I don’t know how..but it will.

Submitted by: kunal

Tell your girlfriend I said Thanks!

Submitted by: danielle

Homework Is A Waste Of Trees.

Submitted by: Kagura

This T- shirt turns green in the company of morons.

Submitted by: Jacky Khatri

I’m with Stupid.

Why get married? I already get it all with no strings attached.

T-Shirt Quote: Why get married? I already get it...

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Fat people are harder to abduct.

Submitted by: johnny

And you wonder why I don’t listen to you!
Sometimes I wonder why I even talk to you!
Don’t worry, I’ll pretend I care!
I’m not listening!

Submitted by: Abby

(On a bright yellow shirt)
When there are idiots around, this shirt turns yellow.

Submitted by: FuZyDUCK

Don’t follow me, I run into walls.

Submitted by: Kaylee

I *heart* your boyfriend.
When I’m bored, I Google myself.
Boyfriend is a form of ugliness so intolerable that it needs to be changed every 6 months.

Submitted by: Nikki

Relationships are like fat people, Most of them don’t work out!

Submitted by: jordan mauro

Slow and Steady….Never…wins the race…

Submitted by: Nikhil

You look like my Next Girlfriend..

Submitted by: Rudra

If You’re Not Cheating, You’re Not Trying Hard Enough

Submitted by: amber

Don’t Annoy The Crazy Person.

Keep Starring I Might Do A Trick.

Submitted by: MASHMELLOW >3

Your Boyfriend Thinks I’m Hot.

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