T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings - Page 9

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- Im my wife’s personal ATM machine

Submitted by: Richard
11

Nobody is perfect. I am nobody.
Everyone wants to go to heaven but no- one wants to die.
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
If you can’t see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

Submitted by: nasra
34

Basically I rock…

Submitted by: mash
13

Keep watching me, I might do a trick!

Submitted by: CrankyGoldfish
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Think its not illegal yet

Submitted by: Maya
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Life is tough so,wear a helmet

Submitted by: srikanth
33

Don’t get near me,I’m SICK

Submitted by: Abigail
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_____________________
You must be this tall to ride

Submitted by: Pete
57

When god made man she was only kidding.

Submitted by: wings of freedom
14

Your boyfriend wants my boyfriend..beware

Submitted by: pau
8

Everybody has a right to be stupid, but you’re abusing your privelege!!!

Submitted by: ashish
17

Smoking kills slowly ….. So what , whose in a hurry?

Submitted by: marty
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(On front) Not worried? U should b.
(On back) On my good days I’m worse.

Submitted by: Danni
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Save earth, because you cannot party on mars

Submitted by: namitha
15

If You’re Not Cheating, You’re Not Trying Hard Enough

Submitted by: amber
14

I’m Magically Delicious

Submitted by: Britt
12

On back:
Stop following me, you stalker!

Submitted by: Yeah
11

CAUTION: I suffer from Ergophobia. Warning May Be Contagious.
(ergophobia is the fear of work)

Submitted by: Trixie
10

Save the earth – it’s the only planet that has chocolate.
I’ll be nicer if you’ll be smarter.
I’ll be nicer if you give me chocolate.
My face is up here ^
Who are you, and why are you reading my shirt?
If you are reading this shirt, then phase one of my evil plan is complete.
If you can read this shirt, you are standing way too close to me.
(font is really small, so you have to step forward to read it)
The best thing about this shirt is that by the time you finish reading it, you realize you just wasted ten seconds of your life.

Submitted by: strawberryblondey
21

3 out of 2 people have trouble with fractions.

Submitted by: wasdas
15

DON’T FOLLOW ME..I’M LOST..

Submitted by: Eni
15

Hey,you. Yeah you. No.not you.. That other guy. You right there! Yes,you..Do you like tacos?!

Submitted by: Eni
13

Note to yourself: it is illegal to stab people for being stupid..

Submitted by: Eni
16

You can’t spell STUPID without U

Submitted by: maddi
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Girls call me frankie dettori because i’m used to coming first

Submitted by: ted

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