T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings - Page 9
All men are idiots And I married their king.
Smile, you’re looking at me.
Beer will save the world…I don’t know how..but it will.
Tell your girlfriend I said Thanks!
Homework Is A Waste Of Trees.
This T- shirt turns green in the company of morons.
I’m with Stupid.
Why get married? I already get it all with no strings attached.
Fat people are harder to abduct.
And you wonder why I don’t listen to you!
Sometimes I wonder why I even talk to you!
Don’t worry, I’ll pretend I care!
I’m not listening!
(On a bright yellow shirt)
When there are idiots around, this shirt turns yellow.
Don’t follow me, I run into walls.
I *heart* your boyfriend.
When I’m bored, I Google myself.
Boyfriend is a form of ugliness so intolerable that it needs to be changed every 6 months.
Relationships are like fat people, Most of them don’t work out!
Slow and Steady….Never…wins the race…
You look like my Next Girlfriend..
If You’re Not Cheating, You’re Not Trying Hard Enough
Don’t Annoy The Crazy Person.
Keep Starring I Might Do A Trick.
Your Boyfriend Thinks I’m Hot.