T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings - Page 9
You cannot trust someone who thinks you are crazy
i hate being around interesting people because then I have to be interesting too
love isnt blind, it makes you blind
love only hurts when its over
the best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time
the best thing about tomorrow is the memory of today
never leave the one you love for the one you like because the one you like will leave you for the one they love
Caution: I have multiple- personality disorder and I’m out of my minds.
My Dog Can Lick Anyone.
Step away from me before something happens.
I am not Best, I am just….Better than the Best
CSI: Can’t stand idiots.
I know I’m awesome just… You’re not.
So, you like reading t- shirts? I have more at my place…
Your boyfriend wants my boyfriend..beware
I’m Magically Delicious
Fat people are harder to abduct.
This T- shirt turns green in the company of morons.
Sarcasm is one of the service’s I offer.
My kids think I am a ATM Machine.
You think your gangster Well I think I’m pretty gangster my self
I’m mature and you’re not nah nah nah nah nah.
Skool makes you sooper smart.
Keep Starring I Might Do A Trick.
Slow and Steady….Never…wins the race…
I’m really bad with names, is it okay if I just call you Stupid?
Tell your girlfriend I said Thanks!
Was that an Earthquake of did I just rock your world?
If you can read this:
MAKE ME A SANDWICH
Relationships are like fat people, Most of them don’t work out!