T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings - Page 9
My haters makes me famous.
I am perfect*
The Tallest Midget
99% of all women are beautiful
the remaining 1 % are in my college……
You wasted the many seconds of your life it took to read this : )
People say im self- centered but why should I care about other peoples lives when I have my OWN to worry about!
Look at my shoes.
My mother forced me to wear this shirt.
You laugh because I’m different, I laugh because you’re all the same.
Your outfit is very ugly, though it comments your face perfectly.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.
- Steven Wright
This T- shirt turns green in the company of morons.
I can’t help it that i’m awesome!
Their shirt is not like my shirt…
If you read this, you will get hurt
therefore I am single..
99% of the guys in this world have brains, the rest are at my college.
After a year in therapy my psychiatrist said to me, “Maybe life isn’t for everyone”.
Am not broke am just short on money
If I rest, I Rust!
We always hold hands. If I leave them, she shops.
If you are rich, then I am single.