T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings - Page 9
Beer will save the world…I don’t know how..but it will.
Also available in sober.
Do unto others before others do unto you.
A penny for a thought + a dinner date on you tonight.
Just catch a glimpse not more. Cause there is a manhole ahead of you.
Take serious precaution! I’m attractively n irresistibly hug- able.
This is not a plain t- shirt.
I am usually very skinny and gorgeous but its my day off!!!!!
I made a mistake once…
I thought I was wrong.
Sweat is Weakness leaving the body
Respect; if you have to ask for it you haven’t earned it
Winners train, Losers complain
Sweat on the floor is gold in the trophy case
You look like my Next Girlfriend..
Keep on walking but look down, you will meet an ant asking for directions 10 steps ahead.
Careful while you walk on this street, I just murdered some ants and they’re looking out for revenge.
Surprise me (Back of t- shirt)
I’m lost please take me home with you.
If being good looking is a sin, then I apologize.
Explain before you complain
Warning: I sometimes spontaneously combust.
Does this shirt make me look fat?
Mind your own business unless provoked.
Quality never goes out of style.
Borrow money from pessimists, they don’t expect it back.
If You’re Not Cheating, You’re Not Trying Hard Enough
Don’t follow me, I run into walls.
I may be fat but your ugly I can get rid of mine an you can’t ha ha ha o_o
IM LIKE A REMOTE, I PUT EVERONE ON MUTE
Don’t ask Questions……use your Commonsense
The message on this shirt is only visible to perverts.
If you can read this you’re too close……that would mean back the freak up.