T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings - Page 9
Some times when I am alone, I Google myself.
I made a mistake once…
I thought I was wrong.
Do unto others before others do unto you.
If being good looking is a sin, then I apologize.
You look like my Next Girlfriend..
I am usually very skinny and gorgeous but its my day off!!!!!
Sweat is Weakness leaving the body
Respect; if you have to ask for it you haven’t earned it
Winners train, Losers complain
Sweat on the floor is gold in the trophy case
I’m lost please take me home with you.
Explain before you complain
If you find me asleep in the middle of the street, please return me to the pub.
If you can read this you’re too close……that would mean back the freak up.
Warning: I sometimes spontaneously combust.
If You’re Not Cheating, You’re Not Trying Hard Enough
I may be fat but your ugly I can get rid of mine an you can’t ha ha ha o_o
Don’t follow me, I run into walls.
Why get married? I already get it all with no strings attached.
IM LIKE A REMOTE, I PUT EVERONE ON MUTE
Don’t ask Questions……use your Commonsense
There are two rules in life.
1. Never give out all of the information.
How young do you have to be to die of old age?
And you wonder why I don’t listen to you!
Sometimes I wonder why I even talk to you!
Don’t worry, I’ll pretend I care!
I’m not listening!
I am pretty except for those who are insecure.
Don’t waste my time, entertain me.
Keep looking at me and you will be my next victim.
Borrow money from pessimists, they don’t expect it back.