T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings - Page 9
Don’t look at me, that’s not my child.
I made a mistake once…
I thought I was wrong.
Do unto others before others do unto you.
You look like my Next Girlfriend..
Keep looking at me and you will be my next victim.
I am usually very skinny and gorgeous but its my day off!!!!!
If being good looking is a sin, then I apologize.
Sweat is Weakness leaving the body
Respect; if you have to ask for it you haven’t earned it
Winners train, Losers complain
Sweat on the floor is gold in the trophy case
I’m lost please take me home with you.
Explain before you complain
If you find me asleep in the middle of the street, please return me to the pub.
Warning: I sometimes spontaneously combust.
If you can read this you’re too close……that would mean back the freak up.
Borrow money from pessimists, they don’t expect it back.
Warning: You might fall in love with me.
If You’re Not Cheating, You’re Not Trying Hard Enough
Some times when I am alone, I Google myself.
I may be fat but your ugly I can get rid of mine an you can’t ha ha ha o_o
Don’t follow me, I run into walls.
IM LIKE A REMOTE, I PUT EVERONE ON MUTE
Don’t ask Questions……use your Commonsense
The message on this shirt is only visible to perverts.
How young do you have to be to die of old age?
And you wonder why I don’t listen to you!
Sometimes I wonder why I even talk to you!
Don’t worry, I’ll pretend I care!
I’m not listening!
Don’t waste my time, entertain me.