T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings - Page 9
Don’t feed the monkey!
Beer will save the world…I don’t know how..but it will.
Mind your own business unless provoked.
Don’t look at me, that’s not my child.
I made a mistake once…
I thought I was wrong.
Do unto others before others do unto you.
You look like my Next Girlfriend..
I am usually very skinny and gorgeous but its my day off!!!!!
If being good looking is a sin, then I apologize.
Sweat is Weakness leaving the body
Respect; if you have to ask for it you haven’t earned it
Winners train, Losers complain
Sweat on the floor is gold in the trophy case
I’m lost please take me home with you.
Explain before you complain
Warning: I sometimes spontaneously combust.
Quality never goes out of style.
Borrow money from pessimists, they don’t expect it back.
If You’re Not Cheating, You’re Not Trying Hard Enough
I may be fat but your ugly I can get rid of mine an you can’t ha ha ha o_o
Don’t follow me, I run into walls.
IM LIKE A REMOTE, I PUT EVERONE ON MUTE
Some times when I am alone, I Google myself.
If you find me asleep in the middle of the street, please return me to the pub.
I bought this shirt just to make you look and wast your time, I am gonna return it.
Don’t ask Questions……use your Commonsense
If you can read this you’re too close……that would mean back the freak up.
The message on this shirt is only visible to perverts.