I’m not as dumb as you look..
You look like my Next Girlfriend..
Quality never goes out of style.
Step away from the chocolate and no one gets hurt.
Slow and Steady….Never…wins the race…
Where there’s a will… I want to be in it.
Don’t Annoy The Crazy Person.
Never kick a man unless he’s down.
(On a bright yellow shirt) When there are idiots around, this shirt turns yellow.
I don’t know what makes you dumb, but it really works.
Keep Starring I Might Do A Trick.
CSI: Can’t stand idiots.
Weapons Of Mass Distraction.
Rule No1: Don’t lose your girl Rule No2: Don’t forget the rule no. 1
Your Boyfriend Thinks I’m Hot.
Always remember you’re unique… Just like everyone else. – Alison Boulter
If being good looking is a sin, then I apologize.
I don’t have a license to kill. I have a learner’s permit.
I make wine disappear. What’s your superpower?
Also available in sober.
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