T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings - Page 9

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Mind your own business unless provoked.

Submitted by: lithungo
8

Don’t look at me, that’s not my child.

Submitted by: kelly
11

I made a mistake once…
I thought I was wrong.

Submitted by: allaboutright
11

Do unto others before others do unto you.

Submitted by: mong-mong
14

You look like my Next Girlfriend..

Submitted by: Rudra
48

I am usually very skinny and gorgeous but its my day off!!!!!

Submitted by: soumu
12

If being good looking is a sin, then I apologize.

Submitted by: JOE
30

Sweat is Weakness leaving the body
Respect; if you have to ask for it you haven’t earned it
Winners train, Losers complain
Sweat on the floor is gold in the trophy case

Submitted by: danielle
2

This is not a plain t- shirt.

Submitted by: jazonix
12

I’m lost please take me home with you.

Submitted by: bansi
24

Explain before you complain

Submitted by: natnat
10

If you find me asleep in the middle of the street, please return me to the pub.

Submitted by: vuvu
8

Warning: I sometimes spontaneously combust.

Submitted by: fieryhot
8

If you can read this you’re too close……that would mean back the freak up.

Submitted by: chad
3

Quality never goes out of style.

Submitted by: glycoma
7

Borrow money from pessimists, they don’t expect it back.

Submitted by: Sue
15

If You’re Not Cheating, You’re Not Trying Hard Enough

Submitted by: amber
53

I may be fat but your ugly I can get rid of mine an you can’t ha ha ha o_o

Submitted by: 2008biotch
18

Don’t follow me, I run into walls.

Submitted by: Kaylee
67

IM LIKE A REMOTE, I PUT EVERONE ON MUTE

Submitted by: TWEETY
20

Some times when I am alone, I Google myself.

Submitted by: Haseeb
14

Don’t ask Questions……use your Commonsense

Submitted by: Rodnel
8

The message on this shirt is only visible to perverts.

Submitted by: Steve
48

How young do you have to be to die of old age?

Submitted by: best person ever
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And you wonder why I don’t listen to you!
Sometimes I wonder why I even talk to you!
Don’t worry, I’ll pretend I care!
I’m not listening!

Submitted by: Abby

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