Wife Quotes, Sayings about wives

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If a man expects his wife to be an angel in his life, then he should first create a heaven for her!

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A wise man will never tell his wife to keep quiet. He will tell her she looks beautiful with her mouth closed.

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Mistress gets surprise gifts, Wife gets laundry.
Mistress gets champagne and caviar, With wife, “Darling, we have to save”.
Mistress enjoys 5 star resorts, With wife, 5 star is too expensive.
Husband gets bankrupt, Mistress disappears, Wife stands by husband.
Life is not fair.

Submitted by: Juliet
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Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave.
– Martin Luther King

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A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.

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To my wife: Just like wine gets sweeter as it gets older, you keep getting so beautiful with age. I fall a little more in love with you with every passing day.

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The internet & my wife. I can get on either one but I rather not. One is always lagging while the other is always nagging & they both constantly ask for my credit card info.

Submitted by: Mike De'Mellow
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My wife and I always compromise. I admit I am wrong and she agrees with me. :)

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Husband is the HEAD of the family and wife is the NECK that turns the head around!!

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Submitted by: payal
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There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won’t, and that’s a wife who can’t cook and will.
Robert Frost

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My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.
Winston Churchill

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All married women are not wives.

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A man’s mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault.
– Walter Bagehot

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I am a very committed wife. And I should be committed too – for being married so many times.
– Elizabeth Taylor

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A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.
– Milton Berle

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One never realizes how different a husband and wife can be until they begin to pack for a trip.
Erma Bombeck

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Happy wife, happy life.
– Paul Orfalea

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Me and my wife are happy. At least when we are not together.
Jarod Kintz

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Let husband and wife never speak to one another in loud tones,unless the house is on fire.
– David O. McKay
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In this dirty minded world, you are either someone’s wife or someone’s whore.
– John Irving

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A wife is a friend first, a lover second, and third and probably most important, a maid.
Jarod Kintz

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He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher… or, as his wife would have it, an idiot.
– Douglas Adams

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My life really began when I married my husband.
– Nancy Reagan

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I love being my husband’s wife.
– Julianna Margulies
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My husband calls me ‘catfish.’ He says I’m all mouth and no brains.
– Dolly Parton


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