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Husband is the HEAD of the family and wife is the NECK that turns the head around!!

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Never above you. Never below you. Always beside you.
– Walter Winchell

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To my wife: Just like wine gets sweeter as it gets older, you keep getting so beautiful with age. I fall a little more in love with you with every passing day.

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The internet & my wife. I can get on either one but I rather not. One is always lagging while the other is always nagging & they both constantly ask for my credit card info.

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My wife and I always compromise. I admit I am wrong and she agrees with me. :)

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Let husband and wife never speak to one another in loud tones,unless the house is on fire.
– David O. McKay

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If a man expects his wife to be an angel in his life, then he should first create a heaven for her!

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My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.
– Winston Churchill

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I love being my husband’s wife.
– Julianna Margulies

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All married women are not wives.

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A wise man will never tell his wife to keep quiet. He will tell her she looks beautiful with her mouth closed.

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The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
– Voltaire

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My life really began when I married my husband.
– Nancy Reagan

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Mistress gets surprise gifts, Wife gets laundry.
Mistress gets champagne and caviar, With wife, “Darling, we have to save”.
Mistress enjoys 5 star resorts, With wife, 5 star is too expensive.
Husband gets bankrupt, Mistress disappears, Wife stands by husband.
Life is not fair.

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I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.
– Rodney Dangerfield

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A good husband makes a good wife.
– John Florio

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I do not want a husband who honours me as a queen, if he does not love me as a woman.
– Elizabeth I

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One never realizes how different a husband and wife can be until they begin to pack for a trip.
– Erma Bombeck

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Me and my wife are happy. At least when we are not together.
– Jarod Kintz

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A wife is a friend first, a lover second, and third and probably most important, a maid.
– Jarod Kintz

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