Wife Quotes, Sayings about wives
Husband is the HEAD of the family and wife is the NECK that turns the head around!!
My wife and I always compromise. I admit I am wrong and she agrees with me. :)
If a man expects his wife to be an angel in his life, then he should first create a heaven for her!
Let husband and wife never speak to one another in loud tones,unless the house is on fire.
– David O. McKay
To my wife: Just like wine gets sweeter as it gets older, you keep getting so beautiful with age. I fall a little more in love with you with every passing day.
My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.
– Winston Churchill
Mistress gets surprise gifts, Wife gets laundry.
Mistress gets champagne and caviar, With wife, “Darling, we have to save”.
Mistress enjoys 5 star resorts, With wife, 5 star is too expensive.
Husband gets bankrupt, Mistress disappears, Wife stands by husband.
Life is not fair.
A wife is a friend first, a lover second, and third and probably most important, a maid.
– Jarod Kintz
A wise man will never tell his wife to keep quiet. He will tell her she looks beautiful with her mouth closed.
I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.
– Rodney Dangerfield
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.