Wife Quotes, Sayings about wives
Husband is the HEAD of the family and wife is the NECK that turns the head around!!
My wife and I always compromise. I admit I am wrong and she agrees with me. :)
Let husband and wife never speak to one another in loud tones,unless the house is on fire.
– David O. McKay
If a man expects his wife to be an angel in his life, then he should first create a heaven for her!
I love being my husband’s wife.
– Julianna Margulies
My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.
– Winston Churchill
To my wife: Just like wine gets sweeter as it gets older, you keep getting so beautiful with age. I fall a little more in love with you with every passing day.
A wise man will never tell his wife to keep quiet. He will tell her she looks beautiful with her mouth closed.
All married women are not wives.
Never above you. Never below you. Always beside you.
– Walter Winchell
Mistress gets surprise gifts, Wife gets laundry.
Mistress gets champagne and caviar, With wife, “Darling, we have to save”.
Mistress enjoys 5 star resorts, With wife, 5 star is too expensive.
Husband gets bankrupt, Mistress disappears, Wife stands by husband.
Life is not fair.
My life really began when I married my husband.
– Nancy Reagan
I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.
– Rodney Dangerfield
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
A wife is a friend first, a lover second, and third and probably most important, a maid.
– Jarod Kintz
There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won’t, and that’s a wife who can’t cook and will.
– Robert Frost
The internet & my wife. I can get on either one but I rather not. One is always lagging while the other is always nagging & they both constantly ask for my credit card info.
A good husband makes a good wife.
– John Florio
One never realizes how different a husband and wife can be until they begin to pack for a trip.
– Erma Bombeck
He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher… or, as his wife would have it, an idiot.
– Douglas Adams