Wife Quotes, Sayings about wives
There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won’t, and that’s a wife who can’t cook and will.
- Robert Frost
My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.
- Winston Churchill
All married women are not wives.
A man’s mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault.
- Walter Bagehot
I am a very committed wife. And I should be committed too – for being married so many times.
- Elizabeth Taylor
A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.
- Milton Berle
One never realizes how different a husband and wife can be until they begin to pack for a trip.
- Erma Bombeck
Happy wife, happy life.
- Paul Orfalea
Me and my wife are happy. At least when we are not together.
- Jarod Kintz
Let husband and wife never speak to one another in loud tones,unless the house is on fire.
- David O. McKay
In this dirty minded world, you are either someone’s wife or someone’s whore.
- John Irving
A wife is a friend first, a lover second, and third and probably most important, a maid.
- Jarod Kintz
He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher… or, as his wife would have it, an idiot.
- Douglas Adams
My life really began when I married my husband.
- Nancy Reagan
My husband calls me ‘catfish.’ He says I’m all mouth and no brains.
- Dolly Parton
Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer.
- Joan Rivers
I have to defend my husband.
- Hillary Clinton
A good husband makes a good wife.
- John Florio
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
- Voltaire
