Wife Quotes, Sayings about wives
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.
– Rodney Dangerfield
Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave.
– Martin Luther King
One never realizes how different a husband and wife can be until they begin to pack for a trip.
– Erma Bombeck
He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher… or, as his wife would have it, an idiot.
– Douglas Adams
Me and my wife are happy. At least when we are not together.
– Jarod Kintz
I do not want a husband who honours me as a queen, if he does not love me as a woman.
– Elizabeth I
Such bliss is not meant to last. In my husband’s house, my children were my real gifts.
– Ru Freeman
A female that remains loyal to you without a relationship is a female you should wife.
I am a very committed wife. And I should be committed too – for being married so many times.
– Elizabeth Taylor
If you would have a good wife, marry one who has been a good daughter.
– Thomas Fuller
One day my wife’s credit card got stolen.. what a relief it was to find that the thief spends less than my wife!