Wife Quotes, Sayings about wives

The internet & my wife. I can get on either one but I rather not. One is always lagging while the other is always nagging & they both constantly ask for my credit card info.

Submitted by: Mike De'Mellow

There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won’t, and that’s a wife who can’t cook and will.
Robert Frost

One never realizes how different a husband and wife can be until they begin to pack for a trip.
Erma Bombeck

He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher… or, as his wife would have it, an idiot.
Douglas Adams

Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave.
– Martin Luther King

Me and my wife are happy. At least when we are not together.
Jarod Kintz

I do not want a husband who honours me as a queen, if he does not love me as a woman.
– Elizabeth I

A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.

Happy wife, happy life.
– Paul Orfalea

One day my wife’s credit card got stolen.. what a relief it was to find that the thief spends less than my wife!

A female that remains loyal to you without a relationship is a female you should wife.

Such bliss is not meant to last. In my husband’s house, my children were my real gifts.
– Ru Freeman

If you would have a good wife, marry one who has been a good daughter.
Thomas Fuller

I am a very committed wife. And I should be committed too – for being married so many times.
– Elizabeth Taylor

In this dirty minded world, you are either someone’s wife or someone’s whore.
– John Irving

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