Wife Quotes, Sayings about wives - Page 2

There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won’t, and that’s a wife who can’t cook and will.
Robert Frost

A wise man will never tell his wife to keep quiet. He will tell her she looks beautiful with her mouth closed.

The internet & my wife. I can get on either one but I rather not. One is always lagging while the other is always nagging & they both constantly ask for my credit card info.

Submitted by: Mike De'Mellow

A wife is a friend first, a lover second, and third and probably most important, a maid.
Jarod Kintz

He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher… or, as his wife would have it, an idiot.
Douglas Adams

The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.

Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave.
– Martin Luther King

One never realizes how different a husband and wife can be until they begin to pack for a trip.
Erma Bombeck

A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.

Me and my wife are happy. At least when we are not together.
Jarod Kintz

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