Wife Quotes, Sayings about wives

There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won’t, and that’s a wife who can’t cook and will.
Robert Frost

Wife Quote: There is one thing more exasperating than...

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A wise man will never tell his wife to keep quiet. He will tell her she looks beautiful with her mouth closed.

Wife Quote: A wise man will never tell his...

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The internet & my wife. I can get on either one but I rather not. One is always lagging while the other is always nagging & they both constantly ask for my credit card info.

Wife Quote: The internet & my wife. I can...

Submitted by: Mike De'Mellow
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One never realizes how different a husband and wife can be until they begin to pack for a trip.
Erma Bombeck

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A wife is a friend first, a lover second, and third and probably most important, a maid.
Jarod Kintz

Wife Quote: A wife is a friend first, a...

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He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher… or, as his wife would have it, an idiot.
Douglas Adams

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The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
Voltaire
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Never above you. Never below you. Always beside you.
– Walter Winchell

Wife Quote: Never above you. Never below you. Always...

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Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave.
– Martin Luther King

Wife Quote: Let the wife make the husband glad...

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A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.

Wife Quote: A good wife always forgives her husband...

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