Wife Quotes, Sayings about wives
The internet & my wife. I can get on either one but I rather not. One is always lagging while the other is always nagging & they both constantly ask for my credit card info.
There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won’t, and that’s a wife who can’t cook and will.
– Robert Frost
He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher… or, as his wife would have it, an idiot.
– Douglas Adams
Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave.
– Martin Luther King
One never realizes how different a husband and wife can be until they begin to pack for a trip.
– Erma Bombeck
I do not want a husband who honours me as a queen, if he does not love me as a woman.
– Elizabeth I
A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.
Happy wife, happy life.
– Paul Orfalea
Me and my wife are happy. At least when we are not together.
– Jarod Kintz
One day my wife’s credit card got stolen.. what a relief it was to find that the thief spends less than my wife!
A female that remains loyal to you without a relationship is a female you should wife.
Such bliss is not meant to last. In my husband’s house, my children were my real gifts.
– Ru Freeman
In this dirty minded world, you are either someone’s wife or someone’s whore.
– John Irving
A good husband makes a good wife.
– John Florio
I cook to inspire my husband to pay attention to me.
– Sonia Rumzi