Wife Quotes, Sayings about wives

The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.

I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.
Rodney Dangerfield

Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave.
– Martin Luther King

One never realizes how different a husband and wife can be until they begin to pack for a trip.
Erma Bombeck

He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher… or, as his wife would have it, an idiot.
Douglas Adams

Me and my wife are happy. At least when we are not together.
Jarod Kintz

I do not want a husband who honours me as a queen, if he does not love me as a woman.
– Elizabeth I

A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.

Happy wife, happy life.
– Paul Orfalea

Such bliss is not meant to last. In my husband’s house, my children were my real gifts.
– Ru Freeman

A female that remains loyal to you without a relationship is a female you should wife.

I am a very committed wife. And I should be committed too – for being married so many times.
– Elizabeth Taylor

A good husband makes a good wife.
– John Florio

If you would have a good wife, marry one who has been a good daughter.
Thomas Fuller

One day my wife’s credit card got stolen.. what a relief it was to find that the thief spends less than my wife!

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