Wife Quotes, Sayings about wives - Page 2
There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won’t, and that’s a wife who can’t cook and will.
– Robert Frost
A wife is a friend first, a lover second, and third and probably most important, a maid.
– Jarod Kintz
He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher… or, as his wife would have it, an idiot.
– Douglas Adams
The internet & my wife. I can get on either one but I rather not. One is always lagging while the other is always nagging & they both constantly ask for my credit card info.
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
A wise man will never tell his wife to keep quiet. He will tell her she looks beautiful with her mouth closed.
One never realizes how different a husband and wife can be until they begin to pack for a trip.
– Erma Bombeck
Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave.
– Martin Luther King
I do not want a husband who honours me as a queen, if he does not love me as a woman.
– Elizabeth I