Witty Quotes, Sayings with verbal humor
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
– Sam Levenson
It’s an easy thing to commit a sin, I wonder how God expects people to fail doing an easy task.
A girl phoned me the other day and said, ‘Come on over. There’s nobody home.’ I went over. Nobody was home.
– Rodney Dangerfield
When you have wit of your own, it’s a pleasure to credit other people for theirs.
— Criss Jami
For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen.
– Douglas Adams
A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted.
Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.
– Winston Churchill