If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.
22. Susannewrote on 6 August, 2009
Vote: 222 33
I live in my own world but it’s okay. They know me there.
23. smiley35wrote on 23 August, 2009
Vote: 279 22
There are three kinds of people in the world. People who make things happen. People who watch things happen and people who say “What happened?”.
24. dominowrote on 4 September, 2009
Vote: 109 27
I refuse to have a battle of wits against an unarmed opponent.
Don’t be so humble-you are not that great.
25. Chris Childswrote on 12 September, 2009
Vote: 47 32
A lot of people get a monkey off their back in order to make room for an elephant.
- John Alejandro King
26. texwrote on 15 September, 2009
Vote: 168 21
If at first you don’t succeed, …then skydiving is probably NOT for you.
27. ice creamwrote on 15 September, 2009
Vote: 97 41
Newtons Law of Romance:
Love can neither be created nor be destroyed,
It can only be changed from one girl friend to another.
28. bobwrote on 19 September, 2009
Vote: 103 32
Aerodynamically the Bumble B. shouldn’t be able to fly, but the bumble B. doesn’t know it so it just keeps on flying anyway.
29. Steven Johalwrote on 22 September, 2009
Vote: 115 74
It’s a recession when your neighbor loses his job: it’s a depression when you lose yours.
30. JPoetwrote on 22 September, 2009
Vote: 163 32
Just when you thought the entire world has forgotten about you…a bill collector calls to remind you that they will never forget about you.
31. Shortywrote on 27 September, 2009
Vote: 216 13
Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.
32. Shortywrote on 27 September, 2009
Vote: 103 45
If it were not for Thomas Edison, we would all be watching television in the dark.
33. Shortywrote on 27 September, 2009
Vote: 143 15
Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.
34. Olgawrote on 17 October, 2009
Vote: 73 23
‘Expert’ – from the adjective *pert*, meaning ‘lively’ or ‘effective,’ and the prefix *ex-*, meaning ‘not.’ – John Alejandro King (from The Covert Comic)
35. Louieswrote on 5 November, 2009
Vote: 64 59
Cigarrette Warning: Government is dangerous to your health!
36. azulwrote on 23 November, 2009
Vote: 112 22
An optimist is a person that falls off the empire state building and after 50 floor says so far so good!
37. Nicolewrote on 30 December, 2009
Vote: 184 23
Whoever uses the phrase “Easy as taking candy from a baby,” has obviously never tried taking candy from a baby.
38. Toriewrote on 30 January, 2010
Vote: 144 20
You’re only young once, but you can be immature forever!
39. Jordanwrote on 30 January, 2010
Vote: 51 19
The IQ of a mob can be determined by taking the IQ of the dumbest member, and dividing by the number of members.
40. robinwrote on 4 March, 2010
Vote: 63 123
They say you should never look back, so i focused on what was in front of me. Little did i know… a car was coming…
If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.
I live in my own world but it’s okay. They know me there.
There are three kinds of people in the world. People who make things happen. People who watch things happen and people who say “What happened?”.
I refuse to have a battle of wits against an unarmed opponent.
Don’t be so humble-you are not that great.
A lot of people get a monkey off their back in order to make room for an elephant.
- John Alejandro King
If at first you don’t succeed, …then skydiving is probably NOT for you.
Newtons Law of Romance:
Love can neither be created nor be destroyed,
It can only be changed from one girl friend to another.
Aerodynamically the Bumble B. shouldn’t be able to fly, but the bumble B. doesn’t know it so it just keeps on flying anyway.
It’s a recession when your neighbor loses his job: it’s a depression when you lose yours.
Just when you thought the entire world has forgotten about you…a bill collector calls to remind you that they will never forget about you.
Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.
If it were not for Thomas Edison, we would all be watching television in the dark.
Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.
‘Expert’ – from the adjective *pert*, meaning ‘lively’ or ‘effective,’ and the prefix *ex-*, meaning ‘not.’ – John Alejandro King (from The Covert Comic)
Cigarrette Warning: Government is dangerous to your health!
An optimist is a person that falls off the empire state building and after 50 floor says so far so good!
Whoever uses the phrase “Easy as taking candy from a baby,” has obviously never tried taking candy from a baby.
You’re only young once, but you can be immature forever!
The IQ of a mob can be determined by taking the IQ of the dumbest member, and dividing by the number of members.
They say you should never look back, so i focused on what was in front of me. Little did i know… a car was coming…