Witty Quotes and Sayings - Page 3

58 Comments to “Witty Quotes and Sayings”

• 41. robin wrote on 4 March, 2010, 14:53

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  They say you should never look back, so i focused on what was in front of me. Little did i know… a car was coming…
• 42. Shirley Bell wrote on 4 March, 2010, 17:22

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  Be alert,,, the world needs more lerts
• 43. rawr wrote on 5 March, 2010, 15:37

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  Why do they call it common sense if it’s so rare?
• 44. UB313 wrote on 10 April, 2010, 23:46

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  Person (angered): Hey, get that thing out of my face!
  You (calmly): It’s not in your face, it’s in my hand.
• 45. UB313 wrote on 10 April, 2010, 23:51

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  Person: So what are you going to be for Halloween?
  You: Well I was wondering if I could borrow the mask you’re wearing now!
• 46. Debra Ramey wrote on 12 April, 2010, 16:52

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  A lie will make it around the world before the truth has time to put on it’s shoes.
• 47. darla wrote on 13 April, 2010, 22:12

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  Looks are only skin deep but ugly goes right to the bone!
• 48. melidy wrote on 20 April, 2010, 23:19

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  There is a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.
• 49. Carl K. J wrote on 28 April, 2010, 3:21

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  Did you just call me pedantic?
  (Please say there are people who get this one =P!!)
• 50. Jenny A. wrote on 5 May, 2010, 21:58

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  129% of people exaggerate.
• 51. Deb Henry wrote on 6 May, 2010, 16:05

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  My Friend doesn’t want Monday to come. I was thinking I could put the word out and see if any of the other days might do a double….Sunday, you Free?
• 52. Dahlia v. wrote on 26 May, 2010, 0:19

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  I can’t walk a mile in your shoes. They’re too small.
• 53. LovingKing wrote on 6 June, 2010, 5:24

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  A man who never experienced fear has never seen his wife 40 pounds overweight.
• 54. LovingKing wrote on 6 June, 2010, 5:26

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  Statistics are overrated…
  20% of people know that!
• 55. Jake wrote on 21 June, 2010, 17:55

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  You do not really understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother.
  - Albert Einstein
• 56. Willis Wilson wrote on 6 July, 2010, 3:57

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  There are three kinds of people in this world: Those who can count…. And those who can’t.
• 57. XxkeeelyxX wrote on 17 July, 2010, 16:23

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  Let’s just pretend I’m the Barbie you’ll never get to play with.

  I don’t repeat gossip so listen very carefully.
• 58. dev wrote on 25 July, 2010, 14:52

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  Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.