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41. Shirley Bell wrote on 4 March, 2010
Vote: 58 175

Be alert,,, the world needs more lerts
42. rawr wrote on 5 March, 2010
Vote: 133 149

Why do they call it common sense if it’s so rare?
43. UB313 wrote on 10 April, 2010
Vote: 87 59

Person (angered): Hey, get that thing out of my face!
You (calmly): It’s not in your face, it’s in my hand.
44. UB313 wrote on 10 April, 2010
Vote: 39 195

Person: So what are you going to be for Halloween?
You: Well I was wondering if I could borrow the mask you’re wearing now!
45. Debra Ramey wrote on 12 April, 2010
Vote: 181 15

A lie will make it around the world before the truth has time to put on it’s shoes.
46. darla wrote on 13 April, 2010
Vote: 81 57

Looks are only skin deep but ugly goes right to the bone!
47. melidy wrote on 20 April, 2010
Vote: 111 35

There is a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.
48. Carl K. J wrote on 28 April, 2010
Vote: 87 129

Did you just call me pedantic?
(Please say there are people who get this one =P!!)
49. Jenny A. wrote on 5 May, 2010
Vote: 173 26

129% of people exaggerate.
50. Deb Henry wrote on 6 May, 2010
Vote: 35 101

My Friend doesn’t want Monday to come. I was thinking I could put the word out and see if any of the other days might do a double….Sunday, you Free?
51. Dahlia v. wrote on 26 May, 2010
Vote: 49 70

I can’t walk a mile in your shoes. They’re too small.
52. LovingKing wrote on 6 June, 2010
Vote: 57 193

A man who never experienced fear has never seen his wife 40 pounds overweight.
53. LovingKing wrote on 6 June, 2010
Vote: 48 58

Statistics are overrated…
20% of people know that!
54. Jake wrote on 21 June, 2010
Vote: 160 12

You do not really understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother.
- Albert Einstein
55. Willis Wilson wrote on 6 July, 2010
Vote: 136 27

There are three kinds of people in this world: Those who can count…. And those who can’t.
56. XxkeeelyxX wrote on 17 July, 2010
Vote: 51 31

Let’s just pretend I’m the Barbie you’ll never get to play with.

I don’t repeat gossip so listen very carefully.
57. dev wrote on 25 July, 2010
Vote: 52 11

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.
58. D wrote on 10 September, 2010
Vote: 22 8

Optimism has no inhibitions based on past experience.
59. D wrote on 10 September, 2010
Vote: 53 11

Must Do: Make a to-do list
60. Billie Jean wrote on 20 September, 2010
Vote: 126 11

When you are at the end of your rope….tie a knot and swing