It’s an easy thing to commit a sin, I wonder how God expects people to fail doing an easy task.
Come to think of it, when *isn’t* it a good idea to go limp and play dead???
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. – Sam Levenson
If a job’s worth doing it’s worth doing tomorrow. If a job’s worth doing it’s worth leaving to mommy.
‘In the begining, the universe was created. This made a lot of people very unhappy and was widely considered as a bad move…” Douglas Adams
Dont love the one you love cause they may not love you in return , but love the one who loves you cause her heart is in your hands
Person 1: That lady looks really interesting. Person 2: She looks like her daddy.
I can’t walk a mile in your shoes. They’re too small.
I’m sorry, did that hurt? I thought that there was a gnat on your cheek.
Statistics are overrated… 20% of people know that!
I was once told I can do anything as long as I believe in myself. I wanted to fly so I jumped off a building…. It didn’t work.
The grass may be greener on the other side…but someone has to mow it!
I’m going to stop putting things off, starting tomorrow! – Sam Levenson
45.65% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
Wisdom rules untill force goes crazy.
Procrastination? what does that word even mean anyways? I’ll look it up tomorrow.
Some think way too much of their own worth. Just leave them to bask in the delusion of their own reflected glory.
Where there is a will, there is a quarrel.
I think those neighborhood signs that say ‘slow children playing’ are so very mean. – Zach Galifianakis
It never rains on a dry day.
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