Witty Quotes, Sayings with verbal humor - Page 2
“As I grow older, I pay less attention to what people say…i just watch what they do.”
You do not really understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother.
– Albert Einstein
129% of people exaggerate.
If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.
For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.
You’re only young once, but you can be immature forever!
Energizer Bunny arrested — charged with battery.
I used to have superpowers… But a therapist took them away.
If at first you don’t succeed, …then skydiving is probably NOT for you.
Being British is about driving a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then traveling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV.