Witty Quotes, Sayings with verbal humor - Page 2
“As I grow older, I pay less attention to what people say…i just watch what they do.”
You do not really understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother.
– Albert Einstein
If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.
129% of people exaggerate.
You’re only young once, but you can be immature forever!
For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.
I used to have superpowers… But a therapist took them away.
Energizer Bunny arrested — charged with battery.
If at first you don’t succeed, …then skydiving is probably NOT for you.
Being British is about driving a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then traveling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV.