Witty Quotes, Sayings with verbal humor
Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
– Benjamin Franklin
Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
– Steven Wright
Money doesn’t buy happiness, but it does buy everything else.
It is better to be rich & miserable than poor & miserable.
My ancestors didn’t fight their way to the top of the food chain so I could be a vegetarian.
The fridge is a perfect example of what’s inside is what matters.
If I’m driving you crazy just remember to put on your seat belt.
There’s nothing to fear. Except maybe that weird guy over there.
If money doesn’t grow on trees why do bank have branches?
If at first you don’t succeed, see what the loser gets.
Come to think of it, when *isn’t* it a good idea to go limp and play dead???
If dreams really come true, what about nightmares.
Person 1: That lady looks really interesting.
Person 2: She looks like her daddy.
I’m sorry, did that hurt? I thought that there was a gnat on your cheek.
Understanding the single-line quote is like comprehending the bulky book with its title only and correctly.
– Anuj Somany
My kids seem to only listen to their music and not me; so I tried singing them their chores.
The squeaky wheel doesn’t always get the grease, sometimes it just gets replaced.