Witty Quotes, Sayings with verbal humor
Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
– Steven Wright
Money doesn’t buy happiness, but it does buy everything else.
It is better to be rich & miserable than poor & miserable.
My ancestors didn’t fight their way to the top of the food chain so I could be a vegetarian.
Come to think of it, when *isn’t* it a good idea to go limp and play dead???
Person 1: That lady looks really interesting.
Person 2: She looks like her daddy.
Understanding the single-line quote is like comprehending the bulky book with its title only and correctly.
– Anuj Somany
My kids seem to only listen to their music and not me; so I tried singing them their chores.
The squeaky wheel doesn’t always get the grease, sometimes it just gets replaced.