Witty Quotes, Sayings with verbal humor - Page 3

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Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.

Submitted by: Shorty

You can’t spell families, without “lies”.

Submitted by: Dawn U loverly

Just when you thought the entire world has forgotten about you…a bill collector calls to remind you that they will never forget about you.

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Submitted by: JPoet

When you are at the end of your rope…tie a knot and swing :)

Submitted by: Billie Jean

3 bottles of bleach: $15.00. One rope, 3 rolls of duct tape, and a shovel: $35.00. 3 boxes of trash bags: $10.00. The look on the cashier’s face: Priceless!

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Submitted by: angiela

I don’t have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem.

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Submitted by: Sneaky

There are three kinds of people in this world: Those who can count… And those who can’t.

Submitted by: Willis Wilson

There is nothing more annoying than two people talking while you’re trying to interrupt.

Submitted by: Rebecca

Having voices in your head is normal. Listening to them, common. Arguing, acceptable. However, when you lose the argument, you’re in trouble.

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Submitted by: Adellaide

A beautiful night is when you hug your teddy and go to sleep, but a horror night is when your teddy hugs you back!!!! =)

Witty Quote: A beautiful night is when you hug...

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Submitted by: Hira
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