Witty Quotes, Sayings with verbal humor
Understanding the single-line quote is like comprehending the bulky book with its title only and correctly.
– Anuj Somany
My kids seem to only listen to their music and not me; so I tried singing them their chores.
The squeaky wheel doesn’t always get the grease, sometimes it just gets replaced.
Dear optimist, pessimist, and realist, while you guys were arguing about the glass of water, I drank it.
Sincerely, the opportunist.
That seems more of a your problem, than my problem!
Canada gave America Justin Bieber. America gave Canada the first nuclear wasteland.
Let’s agree that some days we are the pain and some days the a**!
I don’t judge God does. I’m the one who makes your appointment.
If you don’t have a sense of humor, you probably don’t have any sense at all.
Common sense is not so common.
Quickest way to get on your feet… miss a car payment.
The voices in my head were arguing over who would be me today.
Department of redundancy department.
He was a modest man, with much to be modest about.
I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.
– Steven Wright