Witty Quotes, Sayings with verbal humor - Page 3

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I’m sorry, did that hurt? I thought that there was a gnat on your cheek.

Submitted by: IAmunknown

Understanding the single-line quote is like comprehending the bulky book with its title only and correctly.
– Anuj Somany

Submitted by: Anuj Somany

My kids seem to only listen to their music and not me; so I tried singing them their chores.

Submitted by: caesar

The squeaky wheel doesn’t always get the grease, sometimes it just gets replaced.

Submitted by: Patrick

Dear optimist, pessimist, and realist, while you guys were arguing about the glass of water, I drank it.

Sincerely, the opportunist.

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Submitted by: Mark Cromo

That seems more of a your problem, than my problem!

Submitted by: AJ Johnson

Canada gave America Justin Bieber. America gave Canada the first nuclear wasteland.

Submitted by: Ali D.

Let’s agree that some days we are the pain and some days the a**!

Submitted by: succor146

I don’t judge God does. I’m the one who makes your appointment.

Submitted by: Cody

If you don’t have a sense of humor, you probably don’t have any sense at all.

Submitted by: Philip Warph
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