Witty Quotes, Sayings with verbal humor - Page 3
My kids seem to only listen to their music and not me; so I tried singing them their chores.
The squeaky wheel doesn’t always get the grease, sometimes it just gets replaced.
Dear optimist, pessimist, and realist, while you guys were arguing about the glass of water, I drank it.
Sincerely, the opportunist.
That seems more of a your problem, than my problem!
Canada gave America Justin Bieber. America gave Canada the first nuclear wasteland.
Let’s agree that some days we are the pain and some days the a**!
I don’t judge God does. I’m the one who makes your appointment.
If you don’t have a sense of humor, you probably don’t have any sense at all.
Common sense is not so common.
Quickest way to get on your feet… miss a car payment.