Witty Quotes, Sayings with verbal humor - Page 3
There is a thin line between genius and insanity and I have erased it.
You can’t be late until you show up.
Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.
The only place you find success before work is in the dictionary.
Aerodynamically the Bumble B. Shouldn’t be able to fly, but the bumble B. Doesn’t know it so it just keeps on flying anyway.
The real trouble with reality is that there’s no background music.
Friendships last when each friend thinks he has a slight superiority over the other.
- Honoré de Balzac
I can resist everything except temptation.
- Oscar Wilde
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
We have enough youth, how about a fountain of smart?
Politics is the second oldest profession on earth and it has a striking resemblance to the first.
‘Expert’ – from the adjective *pert*, meaning ‘lively’ or ‘effective,’ and the prefix *ex- *, meaning ‘not.’ – John Alejandro King (from The Covert Comic)
Every rule has an exception. Especially this one.
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.
“saying you are right when you’re wrong only gives you the right to be wrong”
When people ask me with a judging undertone just why it is i’m talking to myself, I answer them: “At least, this way, i’m sure that i’m talking to someone as intelligent as myself, which is as hard to find as a decent answer to that ridiculous question.”
Raisins that look like chocolate chips is the reason why I have trust issues.
It’s always darkest before it turns absolutely pitch black.
- Paul Newman
You never learn anything by doing it right.
I once prayed to God for a car, but quickly found out he didn’t work that way…so I stole a car and prayed for his forgiveness.