Witty Quotes, Sayings with verbal humor - Page 3
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It’s always darkest before it turns absolutely pitch black.
- Paul Newman
We have enough youth, how about a fountain of smart?
It’s recession when your neighbor loses his job; it’s a depression when you lose yours.
- Harry S Truman
I may never get out of this world alive but I’ll die trying.
Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let him sleep.
I refuse to have a battle of wits against an unarmed opponent.
Don’t be so humble- you are not that great.
The real trouble with reality is that there’s no background music.
Of course, it’s very easy to be witty tomorrow, after you get a chance to do some research and rehearse your ad libs.
- Joey Adams
It isn’t homework unless it’s due tomorrow.
Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.
If at first you don’t succeed, pay someone else to do it for you.
I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday.
- W. C. Fields
The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
- Albert Einstein
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.
When I get home at night I look up at the sky and talk to the stars pretending its you. It acts just like you though, very far away and never responds to anything I say.
I really need to stop procrastinating, I’ll start next week.
You never learn anything by doing it right.
Ask me no questions, and I’ll tell you no lies.
- Oliver Goldsmith
Understanding the single-line quote is like comprehending the bulky book with its title only and correctly.
- Anuj Somany
I’m not opinionated. I’m just always right.
War doesn’t determine who’s right. War determines who’s left.
- Bertrand Russell
Procrastination? what does that word even mean anyways? Nevermind, I’ll look it up tomorrow
What exactly does pedantic mean?
If dreams really come true, what about nightmares.