Witty Quotes, Sayings with verbal humor
“saying you are right when you’re wrong only gives you the right to be wrong”
If it were not for Thomas Edison, we would all be watching television in the dark.
Aerodynamically the Bumble B. Shouldn’t be able to fly, but the bumble B. Doesn’t know it so it just keeps on flying anyway.
Your ex asking if you can still be friends after a break- up is like a kidnapper telling you to keep in touch.
A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted.
Money doesn’t buy happiness, but it does buy everything else.
It is better to be rich & miserable than poor & miserable.
My ancestors didn’t fight their way to the top of the food chain so I could be a vegetarian.