Witty Quotes, Sayings with verbal humor
“saying you are right when you’re wrong only gives you the right to be wrong”
The fridge is a perfect example of what’s inside is what matters.
If it were not for Thomas Edison, we would all be watching television in the dark.
The noblest of dogs is the Hot Dog, it feeds the hand that bites it.
There is a thin line between genius and insanity and I have erased it.
Aerodynamically the Bumble B. Shouldn’t be able to fly, but the bumble B. Doesn’t know it so it just keeps on flying anyway.
Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
– Benjamin Franklin
Looks are only skin deep but ugly goes right to the bone.
If you have nothing to be grateful for, check your pulse.
Your ex asking if you can still be friends after a break- up is like a kidnapper telling you to keep in touch.
If dreams really come true, what about nightmares.
Common sense is not so common.
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted.
Money doesn’t buy happiness, but it does buy everything else.
It is better to be rich & miserable than poor & miserable.
My ancestors didn’t fight their way to the top of the food chain so I could be a vegetarian.