Witty Quotes, Sayings with verbal humor

“saying you are right when you’re wrong only gives you the right to be wrong”

Submitted by: maleena

If it were not for Thomas Edison, we would all be watching television in the dark.

Submitted by: Shorty

Aerodynamically the Bumble B. Shouldn’t be able to fly, but the bumble B. Doesn’t know it so it just keeps on flying anyway.

Submitted by: bob

The noblest of dogs is the Hot Dog, it feeds the hand that bites it.

Submitted by: Mika

The fridge is a perfect example of what’s inside is what matters.

Submitted by: Anika

There is a thin line between genius and insanity and I have erased it.

Submitted by: prixitsheel(chamba)

If you have nothing to be grateful for, check your pulse.

Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
Benjamin Franklin

Looks are only skin deep but ugly goes right to the bone.

Submitted by: Danielle

If dreams really come true, what about nightmares.

Submitted by: Dyoung shall grow

Your ex asking if you can still be friends after a break- up is like a kidnapper telling you to keep in touch.

Submitted by: nisha

Common sense is not so common.

Submitted by: A$$tastic

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted.

Money doesn’t buy happiness, but it does buy everything else.

It is better to be rich & miserable than poor & miserable.

My ancestors didn’t fight their way to the top of the food chain so I could be a vegetarian.

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