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Money doesn’t buy happiness, but it does buy everything else.

It is better to be rich & miserable than poor & miserable.

My ancestors didn’t fight their way to the top of the food chain so I could be a vegetarian.

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It’s recession when your neighbor loses his job; it’s a depression when you lose yours.
– Harry S Truman

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Aerodynamically the Bumble B. Shouldn’t be able to fly, but the bumble B. Doesn’t know it so it just keeps on flying anyway.

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The only place you find success before work is in the dictionary.

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Newtons Law of Romance:
Love can neither be created nor be destroyed,
It can only be changed from one girl friend to another.

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Save a tree, eat a beaver…

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As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.

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The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
– Albert Einstein

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Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
– Steven Wright

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I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
– Steven Wright

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You can’t be late until you show up.

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We have enough youth, how about a fountain of smart?

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Must Do: Make a to- do list

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The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.
The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!

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87.6% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

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Suicide is the most sincere form of self- criticism.

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Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.

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I may never get out of this world alive but I’ll die trying.

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I can resist everything except temptation.
– Oscar Wilde

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‘Expert’ – from the adjective *pert*, meaning ‘lively’ or ‘effective,’ and the prefix *ex- *, meaning ‘not.’ – John Alejandro King (from The Covert Comic)

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