Witty Quotes, Sayings with verbal humor

There are two rules in life.
1. Never give out all of the information.

“saying you are right when you’re wrong only gives you the right to be wrong”

Submitted by: maleena

Aerodynamically the Bumble B. Shouldn’t be able to fly, but the bumble B. Doesn’t know it so it just keeps on flying anyway.

Submitted by: bob

The noblest of dogs is the Hot Dog, it feeds the hand that bites it.

Submitted by: Mika

There is a thin line between genius and insanity and I have erased it.

Submitted by: prixitsheel(chamba)

The fridge is a perfect example of what’s inside is what matters.

Submitted by: Anika

Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
Benjamin Franklin

If dreams really come true, what about nightmares.

Submitted by: Dyoung shall grow

If you have nothing to be grateful for, check your pulse.

Your ex asking if you can still be friends after a break- up is like a kidnapper telling you to keep in touch.

Submitted by: nisha

Common sense is not so common.

Submitted by: A$$tastic

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

Save a tree, eat a beaver…

Submitted by: tom

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.
The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!

Submitted by: kanurelly

A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted.

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