Witty Quotes, Sayings with verbal humor

The noblest of dogs is the Hot Dog, it feeds the hand that bites it.

Submitted by: Mika

The fridge is a perfect example of what’s inside is what matters.

Submitted by: Anika

“saying you are right when you’re wrong only gives you the right to be wrong”

Submitted by: maleena

If it were not for Thomas Edison, we would all be watching television in the dark.

Submitted by: Shorty

If you have nothing to be grateful for, check your pulse.

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Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
Benjamin Franklin

There is a thin line between genius and insanity and I have erased it.

Submitted by: prixitsheel(chamba)

Looks are only skin deep but ugly goes right to the bone.

Submitted by: Danielle

Your ex asking if you can still be friends after a break- up is like a kidnapper telling you to keep in touch.

Submitted by: nisha

If dreams really come true, what about nightmares.

Submitted by: Dyoung shall grow

Common sense is not so common.

Submitted by: A$$tastic
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Aerodynamically the Bumble B. Shouldn’t be able to fly, but the bumble B. Doesn’t know it so it just keeps on flying anyway.

Submitted by: bob

My mom has the most awesome daughter in the world!

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

Raisins that look like chocolate chips is the reason why I have trust issues.

Submitted by: Emily

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