Witty Quotes, Sayings with verbal humor

“saying you are right when you’re wrong only gives you the right to be wrong”

Submitted by: maleena

The fridge is a perfect example of what’s inside is what matters.

Submitted by: Anika

If it were not for Thomas Edison, we would all be watching television in the dark.

Submitted by: Shorty

The noblest of dogs is the Hot Dog, it feeds the hand that bites it.

Submitted by: Mika

Aerodynamically the Bumble B. Shouldn’t be able to fly, but the bumble B. Doesn’t know it so it just keeps on flying anyway.

Submitted by: bob

There is a thin line between genius and insanity and I have erased it.

Submitted by: prixitsheel(chamba)

Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
Benjamin Franklin

If you have nothing to be grateful for, check your pulse.

Looks are only skin deep but ugly goes right to the bone.

Submitted by: Danielle

Your ex asking if you can still be friends after a break- up is like a kidnapper telling you to keep in touch.

Submitted by: nisha

If dreams really come true, what about nightmares.

Submitted by: Dyoung shall grow

Common sense is not so common.

Submitted by: A$$tastic

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted.

Money doesn’t buy happiness, but it does buy everything else.

It is better to be rich & miserable than poor & miserable.

My ancestors didn’t fight their way to the top of the food chain so I could be a vegetarian.

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