Witty Quotes, Sayings with verbal humor
“saying you are right when you’re wrong only gives you the right to be wrong”
Aerodynamically the Bumble B. Shouldn’t be able to fly, but the bumble B. Doesn’t know it so it just keeps on flying anyway.
Your ex asking if you can still be friends after a break- up is like a kidnapper telling you to keep in touch.
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.
The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted.