Witty Quotes, Sayings with verbal humor

Let’s agree that some days we are the pain and some days the a**!

Submitted by: succor146

I don’t judge God does. I’m the one who makes your appointment.

Submitted by: Cody

If you don’t have a sense of humor, you probably don’t have any sense at all.

Submitted by: Philip Warph

Common sense is not so common.

Submitted by: A$$tastic

Quickest way to get on your feet… miss a car payment.

Submitted by: Darell Hill

The voices in my head were arguing over who would be me today.

Submitted by: Darell Hill

Department of redundancy department.

Submitted by: Gary

He was a modest man, with much to be modest about.

Submitted by: Gary

I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.
Steven Wright

Witty Quote: I have an inferiority complex, but it’s...

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Why isn’t the word “phonetically” spelled with an “f”?
Steven Wright

Witty Quote: Why isn’t the word “phonetically” spelled with...

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