Witty Quotes, Sayings with verbal humor - Page 4
If you don’t have a sense of humor, you probably don’t have any sense at all.
Common sense is not so common.
Quickest way to get on your feet… miss a car payment.
The voices in my head were arguing over who would be me today.
Department of redundancy department.
He was a modest man, with much to be modest about.
I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.
– Steven Wright
A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
– Groucho Marx