Witty Quotes, Sayings with verbal humor
Let’s agree that some days we are the pain and some days the a**!
I don’t judge God does. I’m the one who makes your appointment.
If you don’t have a sense of humor, you probably don’t have any sense at all.
Common sense is not so common.
Quickest way to get on your feet… miss a car payment.
The voices in my head were arguing over who would be me today.
Department of redundancy department.
He was a modest man, with much to be modest about.