Witty Quotes, Sayings with verbal humor - Page 5

Last night I lay in my bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought; Where the heck is my ceiling?!

Submitted by: admin

A guy wants to get his girlfriend something nice for her birthday. She says, “oh, just take me somewhere expensive.”
so he drops her off at a gas station.

Submitted by: crazygenius

Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.
Winston Churchill

If money doesn’t grow on trees why do bank have branches?

Submitted by: Jamyang Tenzin

If it were not for Thomas Edison, we would all be watching television in the dark.

Submitted by: Shorty

The noblest of dogs is the Hot Dog, it feeds the hand that bites it.

Submitted by: Mika

“saying you are right when you’re wrong only gives you the right to be wrong”

Submitted by: maleena

Aerodynamically the Bumble B. Shouldn’t be able to fly, but the bumble B. Doesn’t know it so it just keeps on flying anyway.

Submitted by: bob

There is a thin line between genius and insanity and I have erased it.

Submitted by: prixitsheel(chamba)

There are two rules in life.
1. Never give out all of the information.

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