Witty Quotes, Sayings with verbal humor
My mom has the most awesome daughter in the world!
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.
The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
Raisins that look like chocolate chips is the reason why I have trust issues.
We have enough youth, how about a fountain of smart?
Save a tree, eat a beaver…
Must Do: Make a to- do list
It’s recession when your neighbor loses his job; it’s a depression when you lose yours.
– Harry S Truman
Newtons Law of Romance:
Love can neither be created nor be destroyed,
It can only be changed from one girl friend to another.
The only place you find success before work is in the dictionary.
The real trouble with reality is that there’s no background music.
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.
I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
– Steven Wright
87.6% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
‘Expert’ – from the adjective *pert*, meaning ‘lively’ or ‘effective,’ and the prefix *ex- *, meaning ‘not.’ – John Alejandro King (from The Covert Comic)
Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.