Witty Quotes, Sayings with verbal humor

Last night I lay in my bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought; Where the heck is my ceiling?!

Submitted by: admin

A guy wants to get his girlfriend something nice for her birthday. She says, “oh, just take me somewhere expensive.”
so he drops her off at a gas station.

Submitted by: crazygenius

Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.
Winston Churchill

Witty Quote: Tact is the ability to tell someone...

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If money doesn’t grow on trees why do bank have branches?

Submitted by: Jamyang Tenzin

If it were not for Thomas Edison, we would all be watching television in the dark.

Submitted by: Shorty

The noblest of dogs is the Hot Dog, it feeds the hand that bites it.

Submitted by: Mika

There are two rules in life.
1. Never give out all of the information.

Aerodynamically the Bumble B. Shouldn’t be able to fly, but the bumble B. Doesn’t know it so it just keeps on flying anyway.

Submitted by: bob

“saying you are right when you’re wrong only gives you the right to be wrong”

Submitted by: maleena

There is a thin line between genius and insanity and I have erased it.

Submitted by: prixitsheel(chamba)

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