Witty Quotes, Sayings with verbal humor - Page 5
A guy wants to get his girlfriend something nice for her birthday. She says, “oh, just take me somewhere expensive.”
so he drops her off at a gas station.
Last night I lay in my bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought; Where the heck is my ceiling?!
Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.
– Winston Churchill
Aerodynamically the Bumble B. Shouldn’t be able to fly, but the bumble B. Doesn’t know it so it just keeps on flying anyway.
If money doesn’t grow on trees why do bank have branches?
The noblest of dogs is the Hot Dog, it feeds the hand that bites it.
If it were not for Thomas Edison, we would all be watching television in the dark.
“saying you are right when you’re wrong only gives you the right to be wrong”
The fridge is a perfect example of what’s inside is what matters.
If you have nothing to be grateful for, check your pulse.