Witty Quotes, Sayings with verbal humor
We have enough youth, how about a fountain of smart?
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.
The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
Save a tree, eat a beaver…
Newtons Law of Romance:
Love can neither be created nor be destroyed,
It can only be changed from one girl friend to another.
Raisins that look like chocolate chips is the reason why I have trust issues.
Must Do: Make a to- do list
‘Expert’ – from the adjective *pert*, meaning ‘lively’ or ‘effective,’ and the prefix *ex- *, meaning ‘not.’ – John Alejandro King (from The Covert Comic)
Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.
My mom has the most awesome daughter in the world!
87.6% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
The real trouble with reality is that there’s no background music.
It’s recession when your neighbor loses his job; it’s a depression when you lose yours.
– Harry S Truman
I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
– Steven Wright
The only place you find success before work is in the dictionary.