Witty Quotes, Sayings with verbal humor
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.
The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
We have enough youth, how about a fountain of smart?
Save a tree, eat a beaver…
Newtons Law of Romance:
Love can neither be created nor be destroyed,
It can only be changed from one girl friend to another.
Must Do: Make a to- do list
My mom has the most awesome daughter in the world!
Raisins that look like chocolate chips is the reason why I have trust issues.
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.
Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.
The real trouble with reality is that there’s no background music.
It’s recession when your neighbor loses his job; it’s a depression when you lose yours.
– Harry S Truman
‘Expert’ – from the adjective *pert*, meaning ‘lively’ or ‘effective,’ and the prefix *ex- *, meaning ‘not.’ – John Alejandro King (from The Covert Comic)
The only place you find success before work is in the dictionary.
87.6% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
– Steven Wright