Witty Quotes, Sayings with verbal humor - Page 5

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Some think way too much of their own worth. Just leave them to bask in the delusion of their own reflected glory.

Submitted by: Candice
80

East or West, Home is best
…”I see you’ve not been to North”

Submitted by: nyogz
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A beautiful night is when you hug your teddy and go to sleep, but a horror night is when your teddy hugs you back!!!! =)

Submitted by: Hira
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I used to have superpowers… But a therapist took them away.

Submitted by: Bunni
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87.6% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

Submitted by: Lyle Brewer
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When you are at the end of your rope…tie a knot and swing :)

Submitted by: Billie Jean
14

Must Do: Make a to- do list

Submitted by: D
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Optimism has no inhibitions based on past experience.

Submitted by: D
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Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.

Submitted by: dev
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Let’s just pretend I’m the Barbie you’ll never get to play with.
I don’t repeat gossip so listen very carefully.

Submitted by: XxkeeelyxX
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There are three kinds of people in this world: Those who can count… And those who can’t.

Submitted by: Willis Wilson
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You do not really understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother.
– Albert Einstein

Submitted by: Jake
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Statistics are overrated…
20% of people know that!

Submitted by: LovingKing
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I can’t walk a mile in your shoes. They’re too small.

Submitted by: Dahlia v.
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My Friend doesn’t want Monday to come. I was thinking I could put the word out and see if any of the other days might do a double…Sunday, you Free?

Submitted by: Deb Henry
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129% of people exaggerate.

Submitted by: Jenny A.
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Did you just call me pedantic?
(Please say there are people who get this one =P!!)

Submitted by: Carl K. J
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Looks are only skin deep but ugly goes right to the bone!

Submitted by: darla
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A lie will make it around the world before the truth has time to put on it’s shoes.

Submitted by: Debra Ramey
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Person (angered): Hey, get that thing out of my face!
You (calmly): It’s not in your face, it’s in my hand.

Submitted by: UB313
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Why do they call it common sense if it’s so rare?

Submitted by: rawr
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They say you should never look back, so I focused on what was in front of me. Little did I know… A car was coming…

Submitted by: robin
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The IQ of a mob can be determined by taking the IQ of the dumbest member, and dividing by the number of members.

Submitted by: Jordan
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You’re only young once, but you can be immature forever!

Submitted by: Torie
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Whoever uses the phrase “Easy as taking candy from a baby,” has obviously never tried taking candy from a baby.

Submitted by: Nicole

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