Witty Quotes, Sayings with verbal humor
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.
The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
Newtons Law of Romance:
Love can neither be created nor be destroyed,
It can only be changed from one girl friend to another.
Raisins that look like chocolate chips is the reason why I have trust issues.
‘Expert’ – from the adjective *pert*, meaning ‘lively’ or ‘effective,’ and the prefix *ex- *, meaning ‘not.’ – John Alejandro King (from The Covert Comic)
It’s recession when your neighbor loses his job; it’s a depression when you lose yours.
– Harry S Truman