Witty Quotes, Sayings with verbal humor
Save a tree, eat a beaver…
We have enough youth, how about a fountain of smart?
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.
The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
Newtons Law of Romance:
Love can neither be created nor be destroyed,
It can only be changed from one girl friend to another.
Must Do: Make a to- do list
Raisins that look like chocolate chips is the reason why I have trust issues.
‘Expert’ – from the adjective *pert*, meaning ‘lively’ or ‘effective,’ and the prefix *ex- *, meaning ‘not.’ – John Alejandro King (from The Covert Comic)
Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.
It’s recession when your neighbor loses his job; it’s a depression when you lose yours.
– Harry S Truman
87.6% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
The real trouble with reality is that there’s no background music.
My mom has the most awesome daughter in the world!
You can’t be late until you show up.
I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
– Steven Wright