Witty Quotes, Sayings with verbal humor - Page 5
If life gives you lemons. Eat carrots.
Save the world. Destroy humans.
I used to be apathetic. Now, I just don’t care anymore.
Your ex asking if you can still be friends after a break- up is like a kidnapper telling you to keep in touch.
If a job’s worth doing it’s worth doing tomorrow.
If a job’s worth doing it’s worth leaving to mommy.
I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times. Don’t exaggerate!
Not being able to sleep at night is a real eye opener.
Nothing but the future lies ahead.
Sanity is the playground for the unimaginative.
I’m busier than a one legged man in a a** kicking contest.