Witty Quotes, Sayings with verbal humor - Page 5
So who cares if I have imaginary friends I like them better than you.
Sanity is the playground for the unimaginative.
I’m not opinionated. I’m just always right.
Top 10 reasons I procrastinate:
Optimism has no inhibitions based on past experience.
If it were not for Thomas Edison, we would all be watching television in the dark.
When you’re working in the hive, you have but two choices. To bee, or not to bee.
When people ask me with a judging undertone just why it is i’m talking to myself, I answer them: “At least, this way, i’m sure that i’m talking to someone as intelligent as myself, which is as hard to find as a decent answer to that ridiculous question.”
Newtons Law of Romance:
Love can neither be created nor be destroyed,
It can only be changed from one girl friend to another.
My mom has the most awesome daughter in the world!
I lost 20 pounds but I’m sure I’ll find them at McDonald’s.
When life hands you lemons don’t be afraid to say “No thank you”.
That seems more of a your problem, than my problem!
The voices in my head were arguing over who would be me today.
I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times. Don’t exaggerate!
An important rule of procrastination: do it today but remember that today will be today again tomorrow.
You only need a parachute if you’re skydiving twice.
The other day at radio shack a manager was giving out dead batteries FREE OF CHARGE.
I used to be apathetic. Now, I just don’t care anymore.
I’m not bossy I just know what you should be doing.
I used to get lost in the shuffle, but now I just shuffle along with the lost.
Understanding the single-line quote is like comprehending the bulky book with its title only and correctly.
– Anuj Somany
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: Am I or the others crazy?
– Albert Einstein
Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
– Steven Wright
I used to be indecisive but now I’m not too sure.