Witty Quotes, Sayings with verbal humor - Page 5

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Top 10 reasons I procrastinate:
10.

Submitted by: joseph
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When you’re working in the hive, you have but two choices. To bee, or not to bee.

Submitted by: Paul
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If it were not for Thomas Edison, we would all be watching television in the dark.

Submitted by: Shorty
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When people ask me with a judging undertone just why it is i’m talking to myself, I answer them: “At least, this way, i’m sure that i’m talking to someone as intelligent as myself, which is as hard to find as a decent answer to that ridiculous question.”

Submitted by: Sin
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Sanity is the playground for the unimaginative.

Submitted by: amy o
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My imaginary friend thinks YOU have problems…

Submitted by: Torii :)
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Newtons Law of Romance:
Love can neither be created nor be destroyed,
It can only be changed from one girl friend to another.

Submitted by: ice cream
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An important rule of procrastination: do it today but remember that today will be today again tomorrow.

Submitted by: Phil Sanchez
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I’m busier than a one legged man in a a** kicking contest.

Submitted by: Bemard
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I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times. Don’t exaggerate!

Submitted by: Glen
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When life hands you lemons don’t be afraid to say “No thank you”.

Submitted by: Ashley Abrahams
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I used to get lost in the shuffle, but now I just shuffle along with the lost.

Submitted by: roger garrett
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A question that sometimes drives me hazy: Am I or the others crazy?
– Albert Einstein

Submitted by: maria
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The other day at radio shack a manager was giving out dead batteries FREE OF CHARGE.

Submitted by: Ali
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I’m not bossy I just know what you should be doing.

Submitted by: hoodyninja
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I used to be indecisive but now I’m not too sure.

Submitted by: quulkid
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The voices in my head were arguing over who would be me today.

Submitted by: Darell Hill
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You only need a parachute if you’re skydiving twice.

Submitted by: Geraldine
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You may think the grass is greener on the other side, it may be because there’s more manure there!

Submitted by: Kathy Ashton
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There’s nothing to fear. Except maybe that weird guy over there.

Submitted by: joshua michael levinson
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Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
Steven Wright

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Understanding the single-line quote is like comprehending the bulky book with its title only and correctly.
– Anuj Somany

Submitted by: Anuj Somany
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Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.
Winston Churchill

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That seems more of a your problem, than my problem!

Submitted by: AJ Johnson
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If you have nothing to be grateful for, check your pulse.

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