Witty Quotes, Sayings with verbal humor - Page 5
Sanity is the playground for the unimaginative.
If it were not for Thomas Edison, we would all be watching television in the dark.
When people ask me with a judging undertone just why it is i’m talking to myself, I answer them: “At least, this way, i’m sure that i’m talking to someone as intelligent as myself, which is as hard to find as a decent answer to that ridiculous question.”
When you’re working in the hive, you have but two choices. To bee, or not to bee.
If I’m driving you crazy just remember to put on your seat belt.
Newtons Law of Romance:
Love can neither be created nor be destroyed,
It can only be changed from one girl friend to another.
Top 10 reasons I procrastinate:
My imaginary friend thinks YOU have problems…
When life hands you lemons don’t be afraid to say “No thank you”.
I’m not bossy I just know what you should be doing.
An important rule of procrastination: do it today but remember that today will be today again tomorrow.
The other day at radio shack a manager was giving out dead batteries FREE OF CHARGE.
You only need a parachute if you’re skydiving twice.
I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times. Don’t exaggerate!
I used to get lost in the shuffle, but now I just shuffle along with the lost.
I used to be indecisive but now I’m not too sure.
You may think the grass is greener on the other side, it may be because there’s more manure there!
The voices in my head were arguing over who would be me today.
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: Am I or the others crazy?
– Albert Einstein
Understanding the single-line quote is like comprehending the bulky book with its title only and correctly.
– Anuj Somany
Nothing but the future lies ahead.
My kids seem to only listen to their music and not me; so I tried singing them their chores.
That seems more of a your problem, than my problem!