Witty Quotes, Sayings with verbal humor - Page 6

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Newtons Law of Romance:
Love can neither be created nor be destroyed,
It can only be changed from one girl friend to another.

Submitted by: ice cream
33

If at first you don’t succeed, …then skydiving is probably NOT for you.

Submitted by: tex
35

A lot of people get a monkey off their back in order to make room for an elephant.
- John Alejandro King

Submitted by: Chris Childs
31

I refuse to have a battle of wits against an unarmed opponent.
Don’t be so humble- you are not that great.

Submitted by: domino
32

There are three kinds of people in the world. People who make things happen. People who watch things happen and people who say “What happened?”.

Submitted by: smiley35
42

I live in my own world but it’s okay. They know me there.

Submitted by: Susanne
44

If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.

Submitted by: Doreen Deramo
49

Energizer Bunny arrested — charged with battery.

Submitted by: Doreen Deramo
43

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

Submitted by: Doreen Deramo
38

If at first you don’t succeed, pay someone else to do it for you.

Submitted by: chris cropp
83

When people ask me with a judging undertone just why it is i’m talking to myself, I answer them: “At least, this way, i’m sure that i’m talking to someone as intelligent as myself, which is as hard to find as a decent answer to that ridiculous question.”

Submitted by: Sin
120

‘In the begining, the universe was created. This made a lot of people very unhappy and was widely considered as a bad move…”
Douglas Adams

Submitted by: Dylan
136

A guy wants to get his girlfriend something nice for her birthday. She says, “oh, just take me somewhere expensive.”
so he drops her off at a gas station.

Submitted by: crazygenius
41

For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.

Submitted by: crazygenius
27

“As I grow older, I pay less attention to what people say…i just watch what they do.”

Submitted by: Bertha
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“saying you are right when you’re wrong only gives you the right to be wrong”

Submitted by: maleena
81

Wisdom rules untill force goes crazy.

Submitted by: krinolina
91

Dont love the one you love cause they may not love you in return , but love the one who loves you cause her heart is in your hands

Submitted by: better not told
108

A good man is hard to find, but a hard man is better!

Submitted by: Tammy
47

When I get home at night I look up at the sky and talk to the stars pretending its you. It acts just like you though, very far away and never responds to anything I say.

Submitted by: Marie
70

In the end everything we do, is just everything we’ve done.
- cory taylor

Submitted by: Seth
168

A man mixed with a cat will improve the man, but deteriorate the cat.

Submitted by: Casey
25

I don’t have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem.

Submitted by: Sneaky
228

Doesn’t expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?

Submitted by: Dylan
54

Whoever said that nothing was impossible obviously never tried slamming a revolving door.

Submitted by: jenny:

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