Witty Quotes, Sayings with verbal humor
The only place you find success before work is in the dictionary.
There’s nothing to fear. Except maybe that weird guy over there.
The IQ of a mob can be determined by taking the IQ of the dumbest member, and dividing by the number of members.
Whoever said the pen was mightier than the sword has obviously never met an automatic weapon.
By General Arthur MacDouglas
Friendships last when each friend thinks he has a slight superiority over the other.
– Honoré de Balzac
Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let him sleep.
In the end everything we do, is just everything we’ve done.
– cory taylor
I can resist everything except temptation.
– Oscar Wilde
Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
– Steven Wright
The squeaky wheel doesn’t always get the grease, sometimes it just gets replaced.
Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Some stay for awhile and leave footprints on our hearts. And some we want to leave footprints on their face.
I may never get out of this world alive but I’ll die trying.
Politics is the second oldest profession on earth and it has a striking resemblance to the first.
The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
– Albert Einstein
It was raining cats and dogs and there were poodles in the street.