Witty Quotes, Sayings with verbal humor - Page 6

The fridge is a perfect example of what’s inside is what matters.

Submitted by: Anika

If you have nothing to be grateful for, check your pulse.

If dreams really come true, what about nightmares.

Submitted by: Dyoung shall grow

Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
Benjamin Franklin

Your ex asking if you can still be friends after a break- up is like a kidnapper telling you to keep in touch.

Submitted by: nisha

Common sense is not so common.

Submitted by: A$$tastic

Save a tree, eat a beaver…

Submitted by: tom

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.
The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!

Submitted by: kanurelly

Newtons Law of Romance:
Love can neither be created nor be destroyed,
It can only be changed from one girl friend to another.

Submitted by: ice cream

Must Do: Make a to- do list

Submitted by: D
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