Witty Quotes, Sayings with verbal humor
Whoever said the pen was mightier than the sword has obviously never met an automatic weapon.
By General Arthur MacDouglas
The IQ of a mob can be determined by taking the IQ of the dumbest member, and dividing by the number of members.
In the end everything we do, is just everything we’ve done.
– cory taylor
Friendships last when each friend thinks he has a slight superiority over the other.
– Honoré de Balzac
Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Some stay for awhile and leave footprints on our hearts. And some we want to leave footprints on their face.
Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
– Steven Wright
The squeaky wheel doesn’t always get the grease, sometimes it just gets replaced.
Politics is the second oldest profession on earth and it has a striking resemblance to the first.
The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
– Albert Einstein