Witty Quotes, Sayings with verbal humor - Page 6

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If you have nothing to be grateful for, check your pulse.

Witty Quote: If you have nothing to be grateful...

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There is a thin line between genius and insanity and I have erased it.

Submitted by: prixitsheel(chamba)

Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
Benjamin Franklin

Witty Quote: Three may keep a secret, if two...

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The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.
The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!

Submitted by: kanurelly

If dreams really come true, what about nightmares.

Submitted by: Dyoung shall grow

Your ex asking if you can still be friends after a break- up is like a kidnapper telling you to keep in touch.

Submitted by: nisha

Save a tree, eat a beaver…

Submitted by: tom

Newtons Law of Romance:
Love can neither be created nor be destroyed,
It can only be changed from one girl friend to another.

Submitted by: ice cream

Must Do: Make a to- do list

Submitted by: D

A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted.

Witty Quote: A compromise is an agreement whereby both...

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