Witty Quotes, Sayings with verbal humor - Page 6

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There are two rules in life.
1. Never give out all of the information.

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There is a thin line between genius and insanity and I have erased it.

Submitted by: prixitsheel(chamba)

Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
Benjamin Franklin

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The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.
The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!

Submitted by: kanurelly

Save a tree, eat a beaver…

Submitted by: tom

Must Do: Make a to- do list

Submitted by: D

If dreams really come true, what about nightmares.

Submitted by: Dyoung shall grow

Your ex asking if you can still be friends after a break- up is like a kidnapper telling you to keep in touch.

Submitted by: nisha

Newtons Law of Romance:
Love can neither be created nor be destroyed,
It can only be changed from one girl friend to another.

Submitted by: ice cream

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.

Submitted by: dev
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