Witty Quotes, Sayings with verbal humor
The fridge is a perfect example of what’s inside is what matters.
If dreams really come true, what about nightmares.
If you have nothing to be grateful for, check your pulse.
Your ex asking if you can still be friends after a break- up is like a kidnapper telling you to keep in touch.
Save a tree, eat a beaver…
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.
The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
Common sense is not so common.
Must Do: Make a to- do list
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.