Witty Quotes, Sayings with verbal humor - Page 6
Newtons Law of Romance:
Love can neither be created nor be destroyed,
It can only be changed from one girl friend to another.
If at first you don’t succeed, …then skydiving is probably NOT for you.
A lot of people get a monkey off their back in order to make room for an elephant.
- John Alejandro King
I refuse to have a battle of wits against an unarmed opponent.
Don’t be so humble- you are not that great.
There are three kinds of people in the world. People who make things happen. People who watch things happen and people who say “What happened?”.
I live in my own world but it’s okay. They know me there.
If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.
Energizer Bunny arrested — charged with battery.
For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
If at first you don’t succeed, pay someone else to do it for you.
When people ask me with a judging undertone just why it is i’m talking to myself, I answer them: “At least, this way, i’m sure that i’m talking to someone as intelligent as myself, which is as hard to find as a decent answer to that ridiculous question.”
‘In the begining, the universe was created. This made a lot of people very unhappy and was widely considered as a bad move…”
A guy wants to get his girlfriend something nice for her birthday. She says, “oh, just take me somewhere expensive.”
so he drops her off at a gas station.
For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.
“As I grow older, I pay less attention to what people say…i just watch what they do.”
“saying you are right when you’re wrong only gives you the right to be wrong”
Wisdom rules untill force goes crazy.
Dont love the one you love cause they may not love you in return , but love the one who loves you cause her heart is in your hands
A good man is hard to find, but a hard man is better!
When I get home at night I look up at the sky and talk to the stars pretending its you. It acts just like you though, very far away and never responds to anything I say.
In the end everything we do, is just everything we’ve done.
- cory taylor
A man mixed with a cat will improve the man, but deteriorate the cat.
I don’t have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem.
Doesn’t expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?
Whoever said that nothing was impossible obviously never tried slamming a revolving door.