Witty Quotes, Sayings with verbal humor - Page 6

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Dont love the one you love cause they may not love you in return , but love the one who loves you cause her heart is in your hands

Submitted by: better not told
110

A good man is hard to find, but a hard man is better!

Submitted by: Tammy
48

When I get home at night I look up at the sky and talk to the stars pretending its you. It acts just like you though, very far away and never responds to anything I say.

Submitted by: Marie
71

In the end everything we do, is just everything we’ve done.
– cory taylor

Submitted by: Seth
169

A man mixed with a cat will improve the man, but deteriorate the cat.

Submitted by: Casey
30

I don’t have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem.

Submitted by: Sneaky
228

Doesn’t expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?

Submitted by: Dylan
54

Whoever said that nothing was impossible obviously never tried slamming a revolving door.

Submitted by: jenny:
174

Last night I lay in my bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought; Where the heck is my ceiling?!

Submitted by: admin
129

Save a tree, eat a beaver…

Submitted by: tom
3

I can resist everything except temptation.
Oscar Wilde

4

It’s always darkest before it turns absolutely pitch black.
– Paul Newman

9

The real trouble with reality is that there’s no background music.

5

You never learn anything by doing it right.

2

Every rule has an exception. Especially this one.

6

You can’t be late until you show up.

4

It isn’t homework unless it’s due tomorrow.

33

Suicide is the most sincere form of self- criticism.

9

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
– W. C. Fields

8

He has a face like a Saint – A Saint Bernard.

8

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

4

Of course, it’s very easy to be witty tomorrow, after you get a chance to do some research and rehearse your ad libs.
– Joey Adams

9

The only place you find success before work is in the dictionary.

7

I once prayed to God for a car, but quickly found out he didn’t work that way…so I stole a car and prayed for his forgiveness.

8

Friendships last when each friend thinks he has a slight superiority over the other.
– Honoré de Balzac

7

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
Albert Einstein

7

Ask me no questions, and I’ll tell you no lies.
– Oliver Goldsmith

4

I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday.
– W. C. Fields

12

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.

5

It’s recession when your neighbor loses his job; it’s a depression when you lose yours.
– Harry S Truman


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