Witty Quotes, Sayings with verbal humor - Page 6
The fridge is a perfect example of what’s inside is what matters.
If you have nothing to be grateful for, check your pulse.
If dreams really come true, what about nightmares.
Your ex asking if you can still be friends after a break- up is like a kidnapper telling you to keep in touch.
Common sense is not so common.
Save a tree, eat a beaver…
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.
The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
Newtons Law of Romance:
Love can neither be created nor be destroyed,
It can only be changed from one girl friend to another.
Must Do: Make a to- do list