Witty Quotes, Sayings with verbal humor - Page 6
There is a thin line between genius and insanity and I have erased it.
There are two rules in life.
1. Never give out all of the information.
If dreams really come true, what about nightmares.
Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
– Benjamin Franklin
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.
The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
Save a tree, eat a beaver…
Your ex asking if you can still be friends after a break- up is like a kidnapper telling you to keep in touch.
Newtons Law of Romance:
Love can neither be created nor be destroyed,
It can only be changed from one girl friend to another.
A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted.
Must Do: Make a to- do list