Witty Quotes, Sayings with verbal humor

The fridge is a perfect example of what’s inside is what matters.

Submitted by: Anika

If dreams really come true, what about nightmares.

Submitted by: Dyoung shall grow

If you have nothing to be grateful for, check your pulse.

Witty Quote: If you have nothing to be grateful...

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Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
Benjamin Franklin

Witty Quote: Three may keep a secret, if two...

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Your ex asking if you can still be friends after a break- up is like a kidnapper telling you to keep in touch.

Submitted by: nisha

Save a tree, eat a beaver…

Submitted by: tom

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.
The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!

Submitted by: kanurelly

Common sense is not so common.

Submitted by: A$$tastic

Must Do: Make a to- do list

Submitted by: D

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

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