Witty Quotes, Sayings with verbal humor - Page 6

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The problem with stealing quotes off the internet is you never know if they are genuine.
– Abraham Lincoln

Submitted by: Tool.Tech

If I host a party with style, I’m I really hostile?
If two ants elope, are they antelopes?
If I keep standing outside, I’m I outstanding?
If I did not take a seat for a whole night, I’m I a one- night- stand?

Submitted by: Akerele Oluranti Pourl

An important rule of procrastination: do it today but remember that today will be today again tomorrow.

Submitted by: Phil Sanchez

Procrastination? what does that word even mean anyways? Nevermind, I’ll look it up tomorrow

Submitted by: chris harder

Procrastination? what does that word even mean anyways? I’ll look it up tomorrow.

Submitted by: chris harder

I’m not superstitious, just stitious.
– Michael Scott

Submitted by: Brenna

I lost 20 pounds but I’m sure I’ll find them at McDonald’s.

Submitted by: nam

I used to think that money was the root of all evil until I wanted to commit a robbery when I was broke.

Submitted by: nam

Raisins that look like chocolate chips is the reason why I have trust issues.

Submitted by: Emily

Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Some stay for awhile and leave footprints on our hearts. And some we want to leave footprints on their face.

Submitted by: Amber
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