Witty Quotes, Sayings with verbal humor

Why do psychics ask your name?

Submitted by: Juddy

45.65% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

Submitted by: Juddy

I used to be indecisive but now I’m not too sure.

Submitted by: quulkid

When life hands you lemons don’t be afraid to say “No thank you”.

Submitted by: Ashley Abrahams

It never rains on a dry day.

Submitted by: Tom

I’m not opinionated. I’m just always right.

Submitted by: Tom

So who cares if I have imaginary friends I like them better than you.

Submitted by: M.M.G

Top 10 reasons I procrastinate:
10.

Submitted by: joseph

If I can be of any assistance don’t think twice about asking, actually don’t even think once about it.

Submitted by: KJ

I used to get lost in the shuffle, but now I just shuffle along with the lost.

Submitted by: roger garrett

I really need to stop procrastinating, I’ll start next week.

Submitted by: Moe

Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let him sleep.

Submitted by: KEVIN

I would never jump in front of a bullet for someone..If I have time to jump they have time to move the hell out of the way.

Submitted by: domonique

I may never get out of this world alive but I’ll die trying.

Submitted by: Ross Fowler

We have enough youth, how about a fountain of smart?

Submitted by: Rose

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