Witty Quotes, Sayings with verbal humor
If I can be of any assistance don’t think twice about asking, actually don’t even think once about it.
I used to get lost in the shuffle, but now I just shuffle along with the lost.
I would never jump in front of a bullet for someone..If I have time to jump they have time to move the hell out of the way.
Politics is the second oldest profession on earth and it has a striking resemblance to the first.
I was once told I can do anything as long as I believe in myself.
I wanted to fly so I jumped off a building…. It didn’t work.