Witty Quotes, Sayings with verbal humor - Page 6
If my aunt had balls, she’d be my uncle.
The problem with stealing quotes off the internet is you never know if they are genuine.
– Abraham Lincoln
If I host a party with style, I’m I really hostile?
If two ants elope, are they antelopes?
If I keep standing outside, I’m I outstanding?
If I did not take a seat for a whole night, I’m I a one- night- stand?
An important rule of procrastination: do it today but remember that today will be today again tomorrow.
Procrastination? what does that word even mean anyways? Nevermind, I’ll look it up tomorrow
Procrastination? what does that word even mean anyways? I’ll look it up tomorrow.
I’m not superstitious, just stitious.
– Michael Scott
I lost 20 pounds but I’m sure I’ll find them at McDonald’s.
I used to think that money was the root of all evil until I wanted to commit a robbery when I was broke.
Raisins that look like chocolate chips is the reason why I have trust issues.