Witty Quotes, Sayings with verbal humor - Page 6

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That seems more of a your problem, than my problem!

Submitted by: AJ Johnson
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Understanding the single-line quote is like comprehending the bulky book with its title only and correctly.
– Anuj Somany

Submitted by: Anuj Somany
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There’s nothing to fear. Except maybe that weird guy over there.

Submitted by: joshua michael levinson
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I’m busier than a one legged man in a a** kicking contest.

Submitted by: Bemard
136

A guy wants to get his girlfriend something nice for her birthday. She says, “oh, just take me somewhere expensive.”
so he drops her off at a gas station.

Submitted by: crazygenius
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My kids seem to only listen to their music and not me; so I tried singing them their chores.

Submitted by: caesar
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Money doesn’t buy happiness, but it does buy everything else.

It is better to be rich & miserable than poor & miserable.

My ancestors didn’t fight their way to the top of the food chain so I could be a vegetarian.

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I used to think that money was the root of all evil until I wanted to commit a robbery when I was broke.

Submitted by: nam
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A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
Groucho Marx

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There is no such thing as lousy weather. Just lousy clothing.

Submitted by: victor
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Note to self: Don’t forget to write that note to yourself.

Submitted by: Mark Simmons II
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In the end everything we do, is just everything we’ve done.
– cory taylor

Submitted by: Seth
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A lot of people get a monkey off their back in order to make room for an elephant.
– John Alejandro King

Submitted by: Chris Childs
174

Last night I lay in my bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought; Where the heck is my ceiling?!

Submitted by: admin
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Person (angered): Hey, get that thing out of my face!
You (calmly): It’s not in your face, it’s in my hand.

Submitted by: UB313
130

Save a tree, eat a beaver…

Submitted by: tom
40

Let’s just pretend I’m the Barbie you’ll never get to play with.
I don’t repeat gossip so listen very carefully.

Submitted by: XxkeeelyxX
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If at first you don’t succeed, see what the loser gets.

Submitted by: Inspired
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I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.
Steven Wright

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Looks are only skin deep but ugly goes right to the bone!

Submitted by: darla
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I don’t judge God does. I’m the one who makes your appointment.

Submitted by: Cody
67

Cigarrette Warning: Government is dangerous to your health!

Submitted by: Louies
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45.65% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

Submitted by: Juddy
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I was once told I can do anything as long as I believe in myself.
I wanted to fly so I jumped off a building…. It didn’t work.

Submitted by: H.E.T
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Why do they call it common sense if it’s so rare?

Submitted by: rawr

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