Witty Quotes, Sayings with verbal humor - Page 7
A rolling stone gathers no moss… But if I stop the stone then it still takes a long time for the moss to grow.
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: Am I or the others crazy?
– Albert Einstein
I’m not bossy I just know what you should be doing.
If your glass is half empty, get a smaller glass.
There is no such thing as lousy weather. Just lousy clothing.
Why do psychics ask your name?
45.65% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
I used to be indecisive but now I’m not too sure.
When life hands you lemons don’t be afraid to say “No thank you”.
It never rains on a dry day.