Witty Quotes, Sayings with verbal humor
I lost 20 pounds but I’m sure I’ll find them at McDonald’s.
I used to think that money was the root of all evil until I wanted to commit a robbery when I was broke.
Raisins that look like chocolate chips is the reason why I have trust issues.
Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Some stay for awhile and leave footprints on our hearts. And some we want to leave footprints on their face.
A rolling stone gathers no moss… But if I stop the stone then it still takes a long time for the moss to grow.
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: Am I or the others crazy?
– Albert Einstein
I’m not bossy I just know what you should be doing.
If your glass is half empty, get a smaller glass.
There is no such thing as lousy weather. Just lousy clothing.
Why do psychics ask your name?