Witty Quotes, Sayings with verbal humor - Page 7
There is nothing more annoying than two people talking while you’re trying to interrupt.
There is a thin line between genius and insanity and I have erased it.
What exactly does pedantic mean?
So I’m at that place where they gun you down as death sentence. I think it was in Texas or someplace near. Well, I’m about to be killed and the officer in charge is coming up to tell the gunners to hold their fire because I am innocent. You would not believe my luck. At that exact moment, a house nearby catches fire and a woman yells out the window, “Fire!”.
The grass may be greener on the other side…but someone has to mow it!
When you’re working in the hive, you have but two choices. To bee, or not to bee.
Being British is about driving a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then traveling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV.
Having voices in your head is normal. Listening to them, common. Arguing, acceptable. However, when you lose the argument, you’re in trouble.
We have fought for our freedom, then we begin to accumulate laws to take it away from ourself.
Indecision may or may not be my problem.
– Jimmy Buffett
Whoever said the pen was mightier than the sword has obviously never met an automatic weapon.
By General Arthur MacDouglas
Man is the only living being who cuts trees, makes paper, and writes “SAVE TREES” on it.
You can’t spell families, without “lies”.
Some think way too much of their own worth. Just leave them to bask in the delusion of their own reflected glory.
East or West, Home is best
…”I see you’ve not been to North”