Witty Quotes, Sayings with verbal humor

The only place you find success before work is in the dictionary.

You can’t be late until you show up.

There’s nothing to fear. Except maybe that weird guy over there.

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The real trouble with reality is that there’s no background music.

It’s recession when your neighbor loses his job; it’s a depression when you lose yours.
– Harry S Truman

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The IQ of a mob can be determined by taking the IQ of the dumbest member, and dividing by the number of members.

Submitted by: Jordan

Whoever said the pen was mightier than the sword has obviously never met an automatic weapon.
By General Arthur MacDouglas

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Friendships last when each friend thinks he has a slight superiority over the other.
– Honoré de Balzac

I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
Steven Wright

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In the end everything we do, is just everything we’ve done.
– cory taylor

Submitted by: Seth

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