Witty Quotes, Sayings with verbal humor - Page 8
I once prayed to God for a car, but quickly found out he didn’t work that way…so I stole a car and prayed for his forgiveness.
Friendships last when each friend thinks he has a slight superiority over the other.
– Honoré de Balzac
The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
– Albert Einstein
Ask me no questions, and I’ll tell you no lies.
– Oliver Goldsmith
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.
It’s recession when your neighbor loses his job; it’s a depression when you lose yours.
– Harry S Truman