Witty Quotes, Sayings with verbal humor - Page 8

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I once prayed to God for a car, but quickly found out he didn’t work that way…so I stole a car and prayed for his forgiveness.

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Friendships last when each friend thinks he has a slight superiority over the other.
– Honoré de Balzac

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The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
Albert Einstein

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Ask me no questions, and I’ll tell you no lies.
– Oliver Goldsmith

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As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.

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It’s recession when your neighbor loses his job; it’s a depression when you lose yours.
– Harry S Truman


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