Witty Quotes, Sayings with verbal humor - Page 8

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.

The only place you find success before work is in the dictionary.

There’s nothing to fear. Except maybe that weird guy over there.

Submitted by: joshua michael levinson

Whoever said the pen was mightier than the sword has obviously never met an automatic weapon.
By General Arthur MacDouglas

Submitted by: Guest1

The real trouble with reality is that there’s no background music.

The IQ of a mob can be determined by taking the IQ of the dumbest member, and dividing by the number of members.

Submitted by: Jordan

Friendships last when each friend thinks he has a slight superiority over the other.
– Honoré de Balzac

I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
Steven Wright

It’s recession when your neighbor loses his job; it’s a depression when you lose yours.
– Harry S Truman

Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let him sleep.

Submitted by: KEVIN
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