Witty Quotes, Sayings with verbal humor - Page 8
Ask me no questions, and I’ll tell you no lies.
- Oliver Goldsmith
I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday.
- W. C. Fields
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.
It’s recession when your neighbor loses his job; it’s a depression when you lose yours.
- Harry S Truman