Witty Quotes, Sayings with verbal humor
The only place you find success before work is in the dictionary.
You can’t be late until you show up.
There’s nothing to fear. Except maybe that weird guy over there.
The real trouble with reality is that there’s no background music.
It’s recession when your neighbor loses his job; it’s a depression when you lose yours.
– Harry S Truman
The IQ of a mob can be determined by taking the IQ of the dumbest member, and dividing by the number of members.
Whoever said the pen was mightier than the sword has obviously never met an automatic weapon.
By General Arthur MacDouglas
Friendships last when each friend thinks he has a slight superiority over the other.
– Honoré de Balzac
In the end everything we do, is just everything we’ve done.
– cory taylor