Witty Quotes, Sayings with verbal humor - Page 8
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.
My mom has the most awesome daughter in the world!
The only place you find success before work is in the dictionary.
There’s nothing to fear. Except maybe that weird guy over there.
The IQ of a mob can be determined by taking the IQ of the dumbest member, and dividing by the number of members.
The real trouble with reality is that there’s no background music.
Friendships last when each friend thinks he has a slight superiority over the other.
– Honoré de Balzac
Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let him sleep.
In the end everything we do, is just everything we’ve done.
– cory taylor
Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
– Steven Wright