Witty Quotes, Sayings with verbal humor - Page 8
I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday.
– W. C. Fields
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
Of course, it’s very easy to be witty tomorrow, after you get a chance to do some research and rehearse your ad libs.
– Joey Adams
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.
It’s recession when your neighbor loses his job; it’s a depression when you lose yours.
– Harry S Truman