Witty Quotes, Sayings with verbal humor - Page 8

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My mom has the most awesome daughter in the world!

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You can’t be late until you show up.

There’s nothing to fear. Except maybe that weird guy over there.

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Submitted by: joshua michael levinson

The only place you find success before work is in the dictionary.

The IQ of a mob can be determined by taking the IQ of the dumbest member, and dividing by the number of members.

Submitted by: Jordan

Friendships last when each friend thinks he has a slight superiority over the other.
– Honoré de Balzac

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The real trouble with reality is that there’s no background music.

In the end everything we do, is just everything we’ve done.
– cory taylor

Submitted by: Seth

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
Steven Wright

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I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
Steven Wright

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