Witty Quotes, Sayings with verbal humor - Page 8
You can’t be late until you show up.
There’s nothing to fear. Except maybe that weird guy over there.
The only place you find success before work is in the dictionary.
My mom has the most awesome daughter in the world!
The IQ of a mob can be determined by taking the IQ of the dumbest member, and dividing by the number of members.
Friendships last when each friend thinks he has a slight superiority over the other.
– Honoré de Balzac
Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
– Steven Wright
In the end everything we do, is just everything we’ve done.
– cory taylor
What exactly does pedantic mean?
Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let him sleep.