Witty Quotes, Sayings with verbal humor - Page 8
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.
The only place you find success before work is in the dictionary.
There’s nothing to fear. Except maybe that weird guy over there.
Whoever said the pen was mightier than the sword has obviously never met an automatic weapon.
By General Arthur MacDouglas
The real trouble with reality is that there’s no background music.
The IQ of a mob can be determined by taking the IQ of the dumbest member, and dividing by the number of members.
Friendships last when each friend thinks he has a slight superiority over the other.
– Honoré de Balzac
It’s recession when your neighbor loses his job; it’s a depression when you lose yours.
– Harry S Truman
Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let him sleep.