Witty Quotes, Sayings with verbal humor - Page 9

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In the end everything we do, is just everything we’ve done.
– cory taylor

Submitted by: Seth

What exactly does pedantic mean?

Submitted by: Happy spud

The squeaky wheel doesn’t always get the grease, sometimes it just gets replaced.

Submitted by: Patrick

I can resist everything except temptation.
Oscar Wilde

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It’s recession when your neighbor loses his job; it’s a depression when you lose yours.
– Harry S Truman

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Politics is the second oldest profession on earth and it has a striking resemblance to the first.

Submitted by: Ray

It was raining cats and dogs and there were poodles in the street.

Submitted by: James Hepple

I may never get out of this world alive but I’ll die trying.

Submitted by: Ross Fowler

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
Albert Einstein

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Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Some stay for awhile and leave footprints on our hearts. And some we want to leave footprints on their face.

Submitted by: Amber
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