Witty Quotes, Sayings with verbal humor
A lot of people get a monkey off their back in order to make room for an elephant.
– John Alejandro King
You only need a parachute if you’re skydiving twice.
The voices in my head were arguing over who would be me today.
I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times. Don’t exaggerate!
There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
– W. C. Fields
If at first you don’t succeed, see what the loser gets.
Sanity is the playground for the unimaginative.
Top 10 reasons I procrastinate:
Optimism has no inhibitions based on past experience.
I’m not opinionated. I’m just always right.
Understanding the single-line quote is like comprehending the bulky book with its title only and correctly.
– Anuj Somany
Why isn’t the word “phonetically” spelled with an “f”?
– Steven Wright
I’m not bossy I just know what you should be doing.
When life hands you lemons don’t be afraid to say “No thank you”.
He has a face like a Saint – A Saint Bernard.