Witty Quotes, Sayings with verbal humor
I’m not bossy I just know what you should be doing.
So who cares if I have imaginary friends I like them better than you.
There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
– W. C. Fields
Every rule has an exception. Especially this one.
The voices in my head were arguing over who would be me today.
I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times. Don’t exaggerate!
Why isn’t the word “phonetically” spelled with an “f”?
– Steven Wright
Sanity is the playground for the unimaginative.
When life hands you lemons don’t be afraid to say “No thank you”.
Top 10 reasons I procrastinate:
Optimism has no inhibitions based on past experience.
If at first you don’t succeed, see what the loser gets.
I’m not opinionated. I’m just always right.
He has a face like a Saint – A Saint Bernard.
Suicide is the most sincere form of self- criticism.