Witty Quotes, Sayings with verbal humor
A lot of people get a monkey off their back in order to make room for an elephant.
– John Alejandro King
So who cares if I have imaginary friends I like them better than you.
There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
– W. C. Fields
It’s always darkest before it turns absolutely pitch black.
– Paul Newman
Sanity is the playground for the unimaginative.
I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times. Don’t exaggerate!
When life hands you lemons don’t be afraid to say “No thank you”.
Every rule has an exception. Especially this one.
The voices in my head were arguing over who would be me today.
Why isn’t the word “phonetically” spelled with an “f”?
– Steven Wright
Top 10 reasons I procrastinate:
Optimism has no inhibitions based on past experience.
I’m not opinionated. I’m just always right.
If at first you don’t succeed, see what the loser gets.
Understanding the single-line quote is like comprehending the bulky book with its title only and correctly.
– Anuj Somany