Witty Quotes, Sayings with verbal humor

A lot of people get a monkey off their back in order to make room for an elephant.
– John Alejandro King

Submitted by: Chris Childs

So who cares if I have imaginary friends I like them better than you.

Submitted by: M.M.G

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
– W. C. Fields

It’s always darkest before it turns absolutely pitch black.
– Paul Newman

Sanity is the playground for the unimaginative.

Submitted by: amy o

I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times. Don’t exaggerate!

Submitted by: Glen

When life hands you lemons don’t be afraid to say “No thank you”.

Submitted by: Ashley Abrahams

Every rule has an exception. Especially this one.

The voices in my head were arguing over who would be me today.

Submitted by: Darell Hill

Why isn’t the word “phonetically” spelled with an “f”?
Steven Wright

Top 10 reasons I procrastinate:
10.

Submitted by: joseph

Optimism has no inhibitions based on past experience.

Submitted by: D

I’m not opinionated. I’m just always right.

Submitted by: Tom

If at first you don’t succeed, see what the loser gets.

Submitted by: Inspired

Understanding the single-line quote is like comprehending the bulky book with its title only and correctly.
– Anuj Somany

Submitted by: Anuj Somany

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