Witty Quotes, Sayings with verbal humor - Page 9

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
Steven Wright

In the end everything we do, is just everything we’ve done.
– cory taylor

Submitted by: Seth

It was raining cats and dogs and there were poodles in the street.

Submitted by: James Hepple

The squeaky wheel doesn’t always get the grease, sometimes it just gets replaced.

Submitted by: Patrick

I may never get out of this world alive but I’ll die trying.

Submitted by: Ross Fowler

What exactly does pedantic mean?

Submitted by: Happy spud

I can resist everything except temptation.
Oscar Wilde

Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Some stay for awhile and leave footprints on our hearts. And some we want to leave footprints on their face.

Submitted by: Amber

Politics is the second oldest profession on earth and it has a striking resemblance to the first.

Submitted by: Ray

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
Albert Einstein

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