Witty Quotes, Sayings with verbal humor
So who cares if I have imaginary friends I like them better than you.
Every rule has an exception. Especially this one.
The voices in my head were arguing over who would be me today.
I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times. Don’t exaggerate!
If at first you don’t succeed, see what the loser gets.
Sanity is the playground for the unimaginative.
Top 10 reasons I procrastinate:
I’m not opinionated. I’m just always right.
There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
– W. C. Fields
Understanding the single-line quote is like comprehending the bulky book with its title only and correctly.
– Anuj Somany
Why isn’t the word “phonetically” spelled with an “f”?
– Steven Wright
When life hands you lemons don’t be afraid to say “No thank you”.
Optimism has no inhibitions based on past experience.
He has a face like a Saint – A Saint Bernard.
A man mixed with a cat will improve the man, but deteriorate the cat.