Witty Quotes, Sayings with verbal humor
Every rule has an exception. Especially this one.
It’s always darkest before it turns absolutely pitch black.
– Paul Newman
The voices in my head were arguing over who would be me today.
I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times. Don’t exaggerate!
There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
– W. C. Fields
Why isn’t the word “phonetically” spelled with an “f”?
– Steven Wright
I’m not bossy I just know what you should be doing.
If at first you don’t succeed, see what the loser gets.
Sanity is the playground for the unimaginative.
When life hands you lemons don’t be afraid to say “No thank you”.
Top 10 reasons I procrastinate:
Optimism has no inhibitions based on past experience.
I’m not opinionated. I’m just always right.
He has a face like a Saint – A Saint Bernard.
Suicide is the most sincere form of self- criticism.