Witty Quotes, Sayings with verbal humor
You only need a parachute if you’re skydiving twice.
Every rule has an exception. Especially this one.
If at first you don’t succeed, see what the loser gets.
The voices in my head were arguing over who would be me today.
I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times. Don’t exaggerate!
Top 10 reasons I procrastinate:
I’m not opinionated. I’m just always right.
Understanding the single-line quote is like comprehending the bulky book with its title only and correctly.
– Anuj Somany
Why isn’t the word “phonetically” spelled with an “f”?
– Steven Wright
Sanity is the playground for the unimaginative.
He has a face like a Saint – A Saint Bernard.
There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
– W. C. Fields
A man mixed with a cat will improve the man, but deteriorate the cat.
I’m not bossy I just know what you should be doing.
When life hands you lemons don’t be afraid to say “No thank you”.