Witty Quotes, Sayings with verbal humor - Page 9
The squeaky wheel doesn’t always get the grease, sometimes it just gets replaced.
The real trouble with reality is that there’s no background music.
I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
– Steven Wright
It’s recession when your neighbor loses his job; it’s a depression when you lose yours.
– Harry S Truman
I can resist everything except temptation.
– Oscar Wilde
Politics is the second oldest profession on earth and it has a striking resemblance to the first.
It was raining cats and dogs and there were poodles in the street.
I may never get out of this world alive but I’ll die trying.
The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
– Albert Einstein
Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Some stay for awhile and leave footprints on our hearts. And some we want to leave footprints on their face.