Age Quotes, Sayings about aging

Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you’re in it, but the longer you stay in, the more wrinkled you get.

Growing old is mandatory but growing up is optional.

Your age doesn’t lie. Neither does that face.

The first 40 years of your childhood are always the hardest.

Young people knows how to run fast but old people know the way.

Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.

When you are young, you think about dates, when you are old, you think about prunes!

If you don’t do a lot of stupid things while you’re young, you won’t have funny things to talk about when you’re old.

Without my driver’s license, you’ll just have to believe the age I tell you.

Age is just a number? Yeah and weed is just a plant!!!!!

The man who views the world at fifty the same as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life.
– Muhammad Ali

You still look 21… From a distance.

Live your life and forget your age.

My grandkids believe I’m the oldest thing in the world. And after two or three hours with them, I believe it, too.
– Gene Perret

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.
– C.S. Lewis

Age is no guarantee of maturity.

Perfection of means and confusion of goals seem- in my opinion- to characterize our age.
– Albert Einstein

The old believe everything; the middle- aged suspect everything; the young know everything!
– Jack Benny

You will never stop learning new things, no matter how old you are.

For 50, you look great! Of course I don’t have my glasses on.

Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
– Groucho Marx

From birth to age 18, a girl needs good parents. From 18 to 35, she needs good looks. From 35 to 55, she needs a good personality. From 55 on, she needs good cash.

To me, old age is always fifteen years older than I am.
– Bernard M. Baruch

The longer I live the more beautiful life becomes.
– Frank Lloyd Wright

Always be nice to those younger than you, because they are the ones who will be writing about you.
– Cyril Connolly

The most convenient way to live as a youth, is to learn from the mistakes of the old.

A young man is embarrassed to question an older one.
– Homer

Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional.
– Bob Monkhouse

Old is always fifteen years from now.
– Bill Cosby

Young men’s minds are always changeable, but when an old man is concerned in a matter, he looks both before and after.
– Homer