Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you’re in it, but the longer you stay in, the more wrinkled you get.
Your age doesn’t lie. Neither does that face.
The first 40 years of your childhood are always the hardest.
Young people knows how to run fast but old people know the way.
When another birthday comes around keep telling your self that you are one year wiser, not older.
People think old is the opposite of young, but really it’s the same. Whether you’re one or one hundred, someone still changes your diapers and feeds you out of a soft spoon. And either way, you still need help walking around and have no teeth.
Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
When you are young, you think about dates, when you are old, you think about prunes!
Age is just a number? Yeah and weed is just a plant!!!!!
Without my driver’s license, you’ll just have to believe the age I tell you.
If you don’t do a lot of stupid things while you’re young, you won’t have funny things to talk about when you’re old.
The man who views the world at fifty the same as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life. – Muhammad Ali
You still look 21… From a distance.
Age is no guarantee of maturity.
Live your life and forget your age.
You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream. – C.S. Lewis
My grandkids believe I’m the oldest thing in the world. And after two or three hours with them, I believe it, too. – Gene Perret
Perfection of means and confusion of goals seem- in my opinion- to characterize our age. – Albert Einstein
The old believe everything; the middle- aged suspect everything; the young know everything! – Jack Benny
You will never stop learning new things, no matter how old you are.
For 50, you look great! Of course I don’t have my glasses on.
Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough. – Groucho Marx
At 20 years of age the will reigns; at 30 the wit; at 40 the judgement. – Benjamin Franklin
To me, old age is always fifteen years older than I am. – Bernard M. Baruch
Your age doesn’t define your maturity. Your grades don’t define your intellect. Rumors don’t define who you are.
From birth to age 18, a girl needs good parents. From 18 to 35, she needs good looks. From 35 to 55, she needs a good personality. From 55 on, she needs good cash.
Youth has no age. – Pablo Picasso
Always be nice to those younger than you, because they are the ones who will be writing about you. – Cyril Connolly
The longer I live the more beautiful life becomes. – Frank Lloyd Wright
A young man is embarrassed to question an older one. – Homer
Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional. – Bob Monkhouse
Be wise with speed; A fool at forty is a fool indeed. – Edward Young
The most convenient way to live as a youth, is to learn from the mistakes of the old.
Middle age is when you still believe you’ll feel better in the morning. – Bob Hope
At the age of 20, we don’t care what the world thinks of us; at 30, we worry about what it is thinking of us; at 40, we discover that it wasn’t thinking of us at all.
Middle age: Later than you think, and sooner than you expected. – Earl Wilson
Middle age is when a guy keeps turning off lights for economical rather than romantic reasons.
Old is always fifteen years from now. – Bill Cosby
Young men’s minds are always changeable, but when an old man is concerned in a matter, he looks both before and after. – Homer
Though it sounds absurd, it is true to say I felt younger at sixty than I felt at twenty. – Ellen Glasgow
It is a mistake to regard age as a downhill grade toward dissolution. The reverse is true. As one grows older, one climbs with surprising strides. – George Sand
Every man desires to live long, but no man wishes to be old. – Jonathan Swift
You know you’re getting old when happy hour is a nap.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter. – Mark Twain
Thinketh not my age with my wisdom, but rather the age of my wisdom.
Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net. – Franklin Pierce Adams
What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy. – Voltaire
With age come the inner, the higher life. Who would be forever young, to dwell always in externals? – Elizabeth Cady Stanton
I was always taught to respect my elders and I’ve now reached the age when I don’t have anybody to respect. – George F. Burns
There is no old age. There is, as there always was, just you. – Carol Matthau
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