Age Quotes and Sayings: Empowering Words for Every Stage of Life

Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you’re in it, but the longer you stay in, the more wrinkled you get.

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Your age doesn’t lie. Neither does that face.

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The first 40 years of your childhood are always the hardest.

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Young people knows how to run fast but old people know the way.

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When another birthday comes around keep telling your self that you are one year wiser, not older.

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People think old is the opposite of young, but really it’s the same. Whether you’re one or one hundred, someone still changes your diapers and feeds you out of a soft spoon. And either way, you still need help walking around and have no teeth.

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Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.

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When you are young, you think about dates, when you are old, you think about prunes!

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Age is just a number? Yeah and weed is just a plant!!!!!

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Without my driver’s license, you’ll just have to believe the age I tell you.

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If you don’t do a lot of stupid things while you’re young, you won’t have funny things to talk about when you’re old.

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The man who views the world at fifty the same as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life.
– Muhammad Ali

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You still look 21… From a distance.

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Age is no guarantee of maturity.

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Live your life and forget your age.

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You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.
– C.S. Lewis

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My grandkids believe I’m the oldest thing in the world. And after two or three hours with them, I believe it, too.
– Gene Perret

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Perfection of means and confusion of goals seem- in my opinion- to characterize our age.
– Albert Einstein

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The old believe everything; the middle- aged suspect everything; the young know everything!
– Jack Benny

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You will never stop learning new things, no matter how old you are.

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For 50, you look great! Of course I don’t have my glasses on.

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Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
– Groucho Marx

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At 20 years of age the will reigns; at 30 the wit; at 40 the judgement.
– Benjamin Franklin

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To me, old age is always fifteen years older than I am.
– Bernard M. Baruch

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Your age doesn’t define your maturity.
Your grades don’t define your intellect.
Rumors don’t define who you are.

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From birth to age 18, a girl needs good parents. From 18 to 35, she needs good looks. From 35 to 55, she needs a good personality. From 55 on, she needs good cash.

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Youth has no age.
– Pablo Picasso

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Always be nice to those younger than you, because they are the ones who will be writing about you.
– Cyril Connolly

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The longer I live the more beautiful life becomes.
– Frank Lloyd Wright

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A young man is embarrassed to question an older one.
– Homer

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Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional.
– Bob Monkhouse

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Be wise with speed; A fool at forty is a fool indeed.
– Edward Young

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The most convenient way to live as a youth, is to learn from the mistakes of the old.

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Middle age is when you still believe you’ll feel better in the morning.
– Bob Hope

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At the age of 20, we don’t care what the world thinks of us; at 30, we worry about what it is thinking of us; at 40, we discover that it wasn’t thinking of us at all.

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Middle age: Later than you think, and sooner than you expected.
– Earl Wilson

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Middle age is when a guy keeps turning off lights for economical rather than romantic reasons.

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Old is always fifteen years from now.
– Bill Cosby

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Young men’s minds are always changeable, but when an old man is concerned in a matter, he looks both before and after.
– Homer

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Though it sounds absurd, it is true to say I felt younger at sixty than I felt at twenty.
– Ellen Glasgow

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It is a mistake to regard age as a downhill grade toward dissolution. The reverse is true. As one grows older, one climbs with surprising strides.
– George Sand

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Every man desires to live long, but no man wishes to be old.
– Jonathan Swift

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You know you’re getting old when happy hour is a nap.

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Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
– Mark Twain

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Thinketh not my age with my wisdom, but rather the age of my wisdom.

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Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.
– Franklin Pierce Adams

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What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy.
– Voltaire

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With age come the inner, the higher life. Who would be forever young, to dwell always in externals?
– Elizabeth Cady Stanton

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I was always taught to respect my elders and I’ve now reached the age when I don’t have anybody to respect.
– George F. Burns

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There is no old age. There is, as there always was, just you.
– Carol Matthau

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